Author Topic: Dealing with a Micropenis (Read 33415 times)

Lady_Lust_XXX · « **Reply #30 on:** 23 September 2014, 11:07:04 pm »

I've had the micro penis that after he came his penis actually went introverted. Felt so sad for him, he was so pleased that he had managed to cum ... At least I'd made him happy that way.

Lara69 · « **Reply #31 on:** 24 September 2014, 10:54:43 pm »

I feel so sad for them, I mean they must feel so embarrassed...

Quote from: Lady_Lust_XXX on 23 September 2014, 11:07:04 pm

I've had the micro penis that after he came his penis actually went introverted. Felt so sad for him, he was so pleased that he had managed to cum ... At least I'd made him happy that way.

I know the feeling Lady_Lust. I didnt actually know something like this existed before I started escorting. And when you meet someone like that you feel like "mission accomplished"!
But intercourse is impossible... and when it comes to condoms: Size small is too large. Maybe a female condom is the solution?

Anna Condar · « **Reply #32 on:** 09 November 2014, 07:19:59 pm »

Quote from: Alice G on 23 September 2014, 10:27:06 pm

I just hold the end of the condom, the whole time, without making it obvious. - so don't get your packet of elastic bands out along with a magnifying glass, whilst trying to keep it on.

PMSL

Melanie · « **Reply #33 on:** 15 June 2015, 08:20:34 pm »

I posted in this topic last year. The same guy with the thumb sized penis has made a booking again

. I am grateful for repeating customers but my goodness.... It's so tiny I am amazed!! Intercourse is a no no, it can't be done with a condom, it will just slip off.

I wonder statistically how many micropenises are out there... I am intrigued

cheesypeas · « **Reply #34 on:** 15 June 2015, 08:30:19 pm »

I'd be grossed out...I have this serious
revulsion of tiny, thin or limp dicks.

Tinkerbell · « **Reply #35 on:** 15 June 2015, 09:37:55 pm »

Quote from: cheesypeas on 15 June 2015, 08:30:19 pm

I'd be grossed out...I have this serious
revulsion of tiny, thin or limp dicks.

Lmao at this. I know exactly what you mean though x

Shewolf · « **Reply #36 on:** 15 June 2015, 10:34:07 pm »

Quote from: Blossoming Tree on 15 June 2015, 09:37:55 pm

Quote from: cheesypeas on 15 June 2015, 08:30:19 pm
I'd be grossed out...I have this serious
revulsion of tiny, thin or limp dicks.
Lmao at this. I know exactly what you mean though x

I agree. I have a guy whose penis is like a shrivelled up walnut, about 2 inches. The foreskin is longer. OMG. It doesn't fascinate me as I can't look at it. It makes me shudder and I don't think I can see him again because of it.

foxylady · « **Reply #37 on:** 16 June 2015, 02:44:18 pm »

Quote from: Blossoming Tree on 15 June 2015, 09:37:55 pm

Quote from: cheesypeas on 15 June 2015, 08:30:19 pm
I'd be grossed out...I have this serious
revulsion of tiny, thin or limp dicks.
Lmao at this. I know exactly what you mean though x

OMG!!!! Totally agree, it's enough trying to get 'the older man' maintain a stiffy, without having to deal with micro ones as well.

Yep, I feel sorry for them too, but I don't want to see it, let alone have to do something with it. And let's face it, all men are so bloody delusional about their prowess that they are probably kinda oblivious like the OP's guy boasting of its size.

We're escorts not miracle workers.

foxylady · « **Reply #38 on:** 16 June 2015, 02:47:36 pm »

Quote from: Shewolf on 15 June 2015, 10:34:07 pm

Quote from: Blossoming Tree on 15 June 2015, 09:37:55 pm
Quote from: cheesypeas on 15 June 2015, 08:30:19 pm
I'd be grossed out...I have this serious
revulsion of tiny, thin or limp dicks.
Lmao at this. I know exactly what you mean though x

I agree. I have a guy whose penis is like a shrivelled up walnut, about 2 inches. The foreskin is longer. OMG. It doesn't fascinate me as I can't look at it. It makes me shudder and I don't think I can see him again because of it.

Shewolf, you have just nuked walnuts for me, I will never be able to look at one again, without thinking of your guy's walnuty dick! (Please can we not associate dicks with food.........or perhaps carry on as I need to lose weight!) I think I will have visions of dangly foreskin over a walnut for the rest of the day now.

cheesypeas · « **Reply #39 on:** 16 June 2015, 02:50:17 pm »

dangly

... it's a nightmare with a horror film sandwiched in between.

Shewolf · « **Reply #40 on:** 16 June 2015, 10:11:56 pm »

Quote from: foxylady on 16 June 2015, 02:47:36 pm

Quote from: Shewolf on 15 June 2015, 10:34:07 pm
Quote from: Blossoming Tree on 15 June 2015, 09:37:55 pm
Quote from: cheesypeas on 15 June 2015, 08:30:19 pm
I'd be grossed out...I have this serious
revulsion of tiny, thin or limp dicks.
Lmao at this. I know exactly what you mean though x

I agree. I have a guy whose penis is like a shrivelled up walnut, about 2 inches. The foreskin is longer. OMG. It doesn't fascinate me as I can't look at it. It makes me shudder and I don't think I can see him again because of it.

Shewolf, you have just nuked walnuts for me, I will never be able to look at one again, without thinking of your guy's walnuty dick! (Please can we not associate dicks with food.........or perhaps carry on as I need to lose weight!) I think I will have visions of dangly foreskin over a walnut for the rest of the day now.

hahaha!!! Made me laugh out loud! I actually think it's more like a little cocktail sausage, you know, with those rib like lines on it (a canned hot dog sausage a week after being taken out of the can). That's why I first thought of a walnut but now I am decided....it's cold, sick coloured cocktail sausage with flappy skin. Yum yummmmmm

x

foxylady · « **Reply #41 on:** 19 June 2015, 02:26:38 pm »

ha ha ha!

walnuts (including the pickled variety obviously) and cocktail sausages emerging from brine, wonderful. This is the real reason escorts are well paid.

You could have a strapline "i love to see my lips round your tiny wrinkled sausage"........(once I've pulled the foreskin back...urgh.)

ellie22 · « **Reply #42 on:** 26 August 2015, 04:45:04 pm »

Lol hey guys while on the subject i need to know which is the smallest condom brand/name, as i too experienced this and he wants to book again but trim fell off lol.

Midsstudent · « **Reply #43 on:** 26 August 2015, 10:05:58 pm »

As far as I am aware trim is the smallest...

MsRedhead · « **Reply #44 on:** 26 August 2015, 10:53:18 pm »

theyfit.co.uk do the smallest (and biggest ones). smallest ones are 3inches

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