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Title: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: LilyEm on 16 August 2013, 11:04:51 pm
I've never asked a client's size before or judged them upon it, but today's experience has caused me to think about it!

I had a client that bragged about their penis size, so it was a shock for me to find out it was only an inch! How do you ladies deal with an inch? I'd never experienced that before, so I was wondering how on earth do I receive pleasure and give pleasure? I couldn't stroke him and he requested oral which was a little awkward.

He's requested longer with me and I'm wondering what you ladies would do?  :-[




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Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: tess99 on 16 August 2013, 11:10:06 pm
really an inch? Wow. Did he want intercourse? Do they make condoms that small? Hm. I don't see how doing anything but owo is doable. Ive gotten requests on dating sites to berate guys over their penis size (regular dating sites) or for them to watch me have sex with someone with a big penis. Sigh. I had a boyfriend who was quite small but not that bad
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: amy on 16 August 2013, 11:25:52 pm
I don't do OWO, so in these bookings I do covered oral with a small/snug fit condom since it's less important that it doesn't roll down very far, and handjobs should be fine (try holding your hand thumb side down instead of the other way). Penetration won't be possible though, and even if you could manage to get on, the condom wouldn't be secure enough.

He'll hopefully have some idea of what he's enjoyed if he's booked you again and it won't do any harm to ask. As for the receiving pleasure part, he can still use toys or fingers if it's important to him so maybe suggest that? :)
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: LilyEm on 16 August 2013, 11:29:01 pm
really an inch? Wow. Did he want intercourse? Do they make condoms that small? Hm. I don't see how doing anything but owo is doable. Ive gotten requests on dating sites to berate guys over their penis size (regular dating sites) or for them to watch me have sex with someone with a big penis. Sigh. I had a boyfriend who was quite small but not that bad

He did request intercourse and we planned to do so, but he came within a minute of oral! I did OWO, but realised quickly this was a huge mistake as he came in my mouth!! I know a lot of escorts charge extra for that, perhaps I should have  ???
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Pink~Princess on 16 August 2013, 11:47:22 pm
I don't do OWO either so find these bookings a nightmare. To make matters worse these are always the guys who ask me to get on top of them  :FF How the hell am I supposed to get on that? Where do I go? I cant bounce up and down as I will come off instantly, weird. I do find though that sometimes if they have a micropenis and really want intercourse doggy usually works, just put your bum right up in the air.

xx
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: tess99 on 17 August 2013, 12:08:53 am
really an inch? Wow. Did he want intercourse? Do they make condoms that small? Hm. I don't see how doing anything but owo is doable. Ive gotten requests on dating sites to berate guys over their penis size (regular dating sites) or for them to watch me have sex with someone with a big penis. Sigh. I had a boyfriend who was quite small but not that bad

He did request intercourse and we planned to do so, but he came within a minute of oral! I did OWO, but realised quickly this was a huge mistake as he came in my mouth!! I know a lot of escorts charge extra for that, perhaps I should have  ???
  If it's not planned then not much you can do. That would annoy me. Still better than having him slip out of the condom during intercourse.  He wants to see you again? Do they make small condoms or just regular and large?
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: tess99 on 17 August 2013, 12:32:47 am
that's true about the condom. I had a guy on a dating site say he couldn't find any large enough-that just made me nervous because that means he never uses them and he would tear me open if he's that big. Anyway, the OPs clients obviously liked oral
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: happyhappyjoyjoy on 17 August 2013, 12:48:58 am
weird that he bragged about his size tho.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Pink~Princess on 17 August 2013, 01:14:56 am
weird that he bragged about his size tho.

Maybe he was into humiliation and was trying to get a cheap thrill by tricking her into thinking it was big then him getting off on her disappointment xx
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: LilyEm on 17 August 2013, 02:12:13 am
weird that he bragged about his size tho.
My thought exactly! If I were in the male's position, I'd probably say I was even smaller than I actually am so that when it comes to the "unvealing"  ;) the escort's thoughts are "wow", in a good way.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: tess99 on 17 August 2013, 10:55:27 am
weird that he bragged about his size tho.
My thought exactly! If I were in the male's position, I'd probably say I was even smaller than I actually am so that when it comes to the "unvealing"  ;) the escort's thoughts are "wow", in a good way.
smaller than an inch? That would be something
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: LucyA on 18 August 2013, 03:10:01 pm
Have never dealt with a micropenis before, but, if it helps, there is a small penis condom avilable called "trim", i think its done by mates brand. A few girls i worked with used them as using a normal condom on a tiny penis can result more in the condom coming off easier.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: amy on 18 August 2013, 04:26:49 pm
Have never dealt with a micropenis before, but, if it helps, there is a small penis condom avilable called "trim", i think its done by mates brand. A few girls i worked with used them as using a normal condom on a tiny penis can result more in the condom coming off easier.

The 'trim' one is Pasante and the equivalent Mates one is 'snug' (I think) - I've always got a couple kicking about although I rarely need them, and I agree it's better than risking one being too loose. They don't work for situations like this though, and I think they're really for punters on the small side of average.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: xw5 on 18 August 2013, 05:33:10 pm
When a condom calls itself small, it's almost always talking about the width, and not really the length.

if you want to attempt intercourse, the obvious thing to try is using a female condom.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Lunar Moon on 18 August 2013, 06:07:12 pm
Very small penises are very hard .... (ha!) ... to deal with ... you don't come across them very often .... (ha!)

I have on the very few occasions where guys who had tiny members wanted to try penetration kept my fingers down there around the penis (after getting the condom to stay on!) and used the fingers as a vagina to get the guy off .... weirdly they did not even realise that is was my hand they were fucking, but it got the desired result and they went away happy.  ;D
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: meetingdiversity on 18 August 2013, 06:09:12 pm
I've never asked a client's size before or judged them upon it, but today's experience has caused me to think about it!

I had a client that bragged about their penis size, so it was a shock for me to find out it was only an inch! How do you ladies deal with an inch? I'd never experienced that before, so I was wondering how on earth do I receive pleasure and give pleasure? I couldn't stroke him and he requested oral which was a little awkward.

He's requested longer with me and I'm wondering what you ladies would do?  :-[



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Finger wank it, Lick it, Act like you are turned on by it so the client is comfortable. Stroke it. Lick the top playing swooping your tounge in a circular motion. There is so much you can do with a penis with a bit of imagination.

Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: inna on 18 August 2013, 06:20:47 pm
I have had a few of these... and I have found owo and good hand relief works every time...
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Melanie on 21 August 2014, 08:34:17 pm
I don't have to start a new topic but dug up this old one.

Last night I had my first with a micropenis. I was amazed....baffled..... I finger wanked it. I asked him to play with himself, as in show me how he gets off. Right before he came I took over, but he was not really hard when he came. Intercourse would be impossible.

Maybe I am wrong, but if I were him I would comment on it beforehand. When he took of his clothes and I 'explored' him (I offer soft dom service) I was shocked. He doesn't owe me an explanation and I am professional about it. But for instance, when someone is very heavy/obese, they casually comment on that before the date. It is out of the air, it's obvious and was mentioned. DOn't know the expression in English. But in Holland we say something like: there is a big giant pink elephant in the room and nobody is commenting on it. Just weird and awkward.

It was smaller then my tumb and I have small hands  ;D ;D ;D The poor guy!

Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: xTightYoungTeen on 22 August 2014, 12:22:43 am
I've had a booking with someone with a micro penis before it was about two inches, it was a massive struggle to actually get the condom to stay and all!

When it did penetrative sex was basically non existent so it was OWO and hand relief, it's really awkward because I had no idea how to go about it and I was a newbie then!
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Nia Hope on 22 August 2014, 09:42:58 am
Oh god these guys are difficult, a 2 finger wank is all I can offer  ???
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Sassy Slapper on 22 August 2014, 10:07:26 am
I remember a case of extreme micropenis arriving at my door. So small the condom wouldnt stay on. No way I could have sex with him as I had run out of finger cots and thats what I needed really. I jumped on top and just squeezed his willy between my butt cheeks and squirmed around a bit and he came, miraculously the condom stayed on so I didnt get a sticky bum. He was beaming with joy, I just smiled sweetly x
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Sexy_Kitty on 22 August 2014, 01:56:21 pm
The smallest client I have had was the length of my thumb-- probably about 2 inches I guess. I was so shocked, I had never seen one that small.

He had booked for 2 hours so it was awkward because he expected penetration and was paying quite a bit, and it didn't occur to me at the time that the condom slipping off would be a huge danger. When I look back on it I should have just refused, but I said OK-- I had to get on top of him for it to work, or doggy. When he came the condom did slip off but it was stuck to the walls of my vagina so I had to just pull it out from inside me so I was fine, but after that experience I will never have penetration with someone who's so small the condom doesn't fit.

You can give them OWO, I find that the smaller a penis is the the better oral I can give as I have more space in my mouth to be creative with me tongue and whatnot.

Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: KDB on 22 August 2014, 07:18:36 pm
I've had a few of these & just use the "extra small"/"snug fit" condoms, specifically designed for these more microscopic versions!  ;D
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: KimberlyC on 22 August 2014, 08:05:05 pm
I have some "snug fit" condoms. I haven't seen a micropenis in years, but I see some that are pretty small... and for them, I suggest anal. :D (Seriously - I offer anal as a regular thing, but when someone is smaller than average, I will actually initiate it - although gently in case the idea is a turnoff to them.) I suppose having a dick for anal is like having a face for radio. ;)

As for actual micropenises... I have experienced a couple and it is awkward. But I feel really sorry for them. I mean, to live in a culture that goes on and on about how important it is to have a big cock and to have one that is actually thumb like must be really awful. It must be at least as awful as being morbidly obese or having a terrible disfigurement.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: glitterfeminism on 22 August 2014, 10:11:47 pm
i had this with my very first client! he didn't mention anything to me about it and so i ended up just giving him owow & hand relief but i was sort of surprised (it was my first client and it was an hour & a half booking, so i expected it to be a lot of sex!).. i guess this is just perhaps a bit more common than i realised.. haha
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Cheryl87 on 23 August 2014, 08:56:27 pm
I have had this before a few times - but I don't offer vaginal/anal sex anyway just oral so it didn't matter much.

Hand and oral worked well, however like someone else said I find that unusually small penises don't always get fully erect - like they are semi soft even when they cum, which makes it a bit difficult.

I have real problems having sex due to a medical problem I have, so I'd actually love to meet a guy with a tiny penis for a long term relationship lol x
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Dani on 24 August 2014, 03:09:16 pm
I have had a couple of micro penis clients.  By micro I mean an inch or under and the width of my little finger.  The first I saw I was shocked as it was the same size as a two year old boys (I have a son so do know). (it was the size of a wart)  Even a finger cot was too wide and I couldn't do oral as there was no room to get suction on as was the size of my lips.  I could barley grip it with them.
The second was just about wide enough to use a finger cot but again sex was not physically possible as it was not long enough to put inside.
I suppose I could have let them stick it up my nostril as that was the only place it would fit but I thought suggesting that a bit cruel

Although one blamed me saying it was my fault he couldn't have sex even though he had never managed it with anyone.

I did however suggest he visit a doctor as when they are that tiny it is normally a sign that they did not fully go through puberty and had something wrong with their hormones.  You would think they would get it looked at before they reached their late 50s but it seems they thought it normal.  One did phone me to say the doctor said it was too late to do anything now but if he had seen him before his mid 20s they could have given him growth hormones and something else that would have pushed him fully through puberty.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Candy on 02 September 2014, 08:29:09 pm
I had a micro-penis also, but somethig new came my way last time. I've had clients with really small, like the thumb penis, soft and when I started to suck it, it was so huge, as normal penis! I did not know where the hell did it came from lol, I was in shock by this! Then I was not having worries over how to suck an inch cock!
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Lara69 on 23 September 2014, 09:54:12 pm
Sometimes a huge cock is just hard to handle. And you just dont know what to say to your client... OUCH. But you can still play with it :)

What happens if you have to search for your clients penis, yes, that small!  :FF It's a nightmare. I mean, what do you do with it. It's so small and tiny you could give it a finger job rather than hand job. It's the worst. And on top of that he might have a big belly and then what...he can't reach you. hihi

I would love to hear your stories facing a record breaking tiny penis! This will be a fun thread hihi.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Alice G on 23 September 2014, 10:27:06 pm
Little willies can be a problem as regards the condom falling/slipping off.
I just hold the end of the condom, the whole time, without making it obvious. - so don't get your packet of elastic bands out along with a magnifying glass, whilst trying to keep it on.
Never thought of finger job as opposed to hand job!!! x
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Lady_Lust_XXX on 23 September 2014, 11:07:04 pm
I've had the micro penis that after he came his penis actually went introverted.  Felt so sad for him, he was so pleased that he had managed to cum ... At least I'd made him happy that way.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Lara69 on 24 September 2014, 10:54:43 pm
I feel so sad for them, I mean they must feel so embarrassed...
I've had the micro penis that after he came his penis actually went introverted.  Felt so sad for him, he was so pleased that he had managed to cum ... At least I'd made him happy that way.
I know the feeling Lady_Lust. I didnt actually know something like this existed before I started escorting. And when you meet someone like that you feel like "mission accomplished"!
But intercourse is impossible... and when it comes to condoms: Size small is too large. Maybe a female condom is the solution?
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Anna Condar on 09 November 2014, 07:19:59 pm
I just hold the end of the condom, the whole time, without making it obvious. - so don't get your packet of elastic bands out along with a magnifying glass, whilst trying to keep it on.
PMSL  ;D
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Melanie on 15 June 2015, 08:20:34 pm

I posted in this topic last year. The same guy with the thumb sized penis has made a booking again  ;D. I am grateful for repeating customers but my goodness.... It's so tiny I am amazed!! Intercourse is a no no, it can't be done with a condom, it will just slip off.

I wonder statistically how many micropenises are out there... I am intrigued  ??? :o ;D
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: cheesypeas on 15 June 2015, 08:30:19 pm
I'd be grossed out...I have this serious
revulsion of tiny, thin or limp dicks. :-X
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Tinkerbell on 15 June 2015, 09:37:55 pm
I'd be grossed out...I have this serious
revulsion of tiny, thin or limp dicks. :-X
Lmao at this. I know exactly what you mean though x
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Shewolf on 15 June 2015, 10:34:07 pm
I'd be grossed out...I have this serious
revulsion of tiny, thin or limp dicks. :-X
Lmao at this. I know exactly what you mean though x

I agree. I have a guy whose penis is like a shrivelled up walnut, about 2 inches. The foreskin is longer. OMG. It doesn't fascinate me as I can't look at it. It makes me shudder and I don't think I can see him again because of it.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: foxylady on 16 June 2015, 02:44:18 pm
I'd be grossed out...I have this serious
revulsion of tiny, thin or limp dicks. :-X
Lmao at this. I know exactly what you mean though x

OMG!!!!  Totally agree, it's enough trying to get 'the older man' maintain a stiffy, without having to deal with micro ones as well. 

Yep, I feel sorry for them too, but I don't want to see it, let alone have to do something with it.  And let's face it, all men are so bloody delusional about their prowess that they are probably kinda oblivious like the OP's guy boasting of its size.

We're escorts not miracle workers.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: foxylady on 16 June 2015, 02:47:36 pm
I'd be grossed out...I have this serious
revulsion of tiny, thin or limp dicks. :-X
Lmao at this. I know exactly what you mean though x

I agree. I have a guy whose penis is like a shrivelled up walnut, about 2 inches. The foreskin is longer. OMG. It doesn't fascinate me as I can't look at it. It makes me shudder and I don't think I can see him again because of it.


Shewolf, you have just nuked walnuts for me, I will never be able to look at one again, without thinking of your guy's walnuty dick!  (Please can we not associate dicks with food.........or perhaps carry on as I need to lose weight!)  I think I will have visions of dangly foreskin over a walnut for the rest of the day now.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: cheesypeas on 16 June 2015, 02:50:17 pm
dangly  ;D... it's a nightmare with a horror film sandwiched in between.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Shewolf on 16 June 2015, 10:11:56 pm
I'd be grossed out...I have this serious
revulsion of tiny, thin or limp dicks. :-X
Lmao at this. I know exactly what you mean though x

I agree. I have a guy whose penis is like a shrivelled up walnut, about 2 inches. The foreskin is longer. OMG. It doesn't fascinate me as I can't look at it. It makes me shudder and I don't think I can see him again because of it.


Shewolf, you have just nuked walnuts for me, I will never be able to look at one again, without thinking of your guy's walnuty dick!  (Please can we not associate dicks with food.........or perhaps carry on as I need to lose weight!)  I think I will have visions of dangly foreskin over a walnut for the rest of the day now.

hahaha!!! Made me laugh out loud! I actually think it's more like a little cocktail sausage, you know, with those rib like lines on it (a canned hot dog sausage a week after being taken out of the can). That's why I first thought of a walnut but now I am decided....it's cold, sick coloured cocktail sausage with flappy skin. Yum yummmmmm  :-* x
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: foxylady on 19 June 2015, 02:26:38 pm
ha ha ha!

walnuts (including the pickled variety obviously) and cocktail sausages emerging from brine, wonderful.  This is the real reason escorts are well paid.

You could have a strapline "i love to see my lips round your tiny wrinkled sausage"........(once I've pulled the foreskin back...urgh.)

Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: ellie22 on 26 August 2015, 04:45:04 pm
Lol hey guys while on the subject i need to know which is the smallest condom brand/name, as i too experienced this and he wants to book again but trim  fell off lol.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Midsstudent on 26 August 2015, 10:05:58 pm
As far as I am aware trim is the smallest...
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: MsRedhead on 26 August 2015, 10:53:18 pm
theyfit.co.uk do the smallest (and biggest ones). smallest ones are 3inches



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Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Siorse on 26 August 2015, 11:21:56 pm
I've had the micro penis that after he came his penis actually went introverted.  Felt so sad for him, he was so pleased that he had managed to cum ... At least I'd made him happy that way.

I've had one like that as well, he was really  overweight and because of that his penis had kinda gone into itself, I had to stick my finger in it to reach his knob end..
He did manage to come that way amazingly enough!!
Any other very small penises I come across usually only want oral because they know they won't be able to have sex.
I feel sad for the ones who are really bothered by it, but a surprising amount of clients with very small ones seem to be ok with it, unless that's just an act..
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Kay on 26 August 2015, 11:40:46 pm
Yep, I think if a Trim condom slips off you have to be frank and say oral or hand job only.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: jasandliv on 27 August 2015, 11:35:06 am
What about using a female condom?
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Emma_C on 17 September 2015, 09:21:00 am
What about using cock rings for the small ones? I had one the size of my thumb last week, so not quite a micro & the sodding condom came off inside me. I went to fish for it & the semen blobbed out >: This isn't worth the risk or the stress so should I refuse full service in future? Or try & hold it in place. I have a latex allergy & they don't make extra small condoms. I have a rubber cock ring but worried that will be too big. Loom bands could help?  :P
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Midsstudent on 17 September 2015, 01:15:54 pm
What about using cock rings for the small ones? I had one the size of my thumb last week, so not quite a micro & the sodding condom came off inside me. I went to fish for it & the semen blobbed out >: This isn't worth the risk or the stress so should I refuse full service in future? Or try & hold it in place. I have a latex allergy & they don't make extra small condoms. I have a rubber cock ring but worried that will be too big. Loom bands could help?  :P

I agree with this, if the condom doesn't fit I wouldn't offer full sex.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Emma_C on 17 September 2015, 01:56:03 pm
How do you turn them down politely though without making them feel inadequate. Maybe I should point out I have a latex allergy & the condom is too big to fit  ???
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Midsstudent on 17 September 2015, 02:20:53 pm
Chances are they are already aware of the problem. If I had to do it I would say something along the lines of the condom being rubbish because it didn't fit (in a jokey tone) and why don't I give them a lovely long BJ instead.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: MollyG on 17 September 2015, 05:26:45 pm
How do you turn them down politely though without making them feel inadequate. Maybe I should point out I have a latex allergy & the condom is too big to fit  ???

Them feeling inadequate has nothing to do with you. I made the mistake in the past with a client with a very large penis-it was thick as a beer can. The condom broke no surprise and my health was put at risk because of it. Big penis or very small penis, if they don't fit the condom and it breaks or slips, how can I feel safe providing them a good service? Micropenis you can try putting the condom over it and hold it during sex. It will not go all the way in I find holding it with the condom works and they are able to cum. Or try this
Chances are they are already aware of the problem. If I had to do it I would say something along the lines of the condom being rubbish because it didn't fit (in a jokey tone) and why don't I give them a lovely long BJ instead.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Sassy Slapper on 17 September 2015, 07:32:52 pm
small and skinny baby cock-finger cots
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Nova on 22 December 2015, 02:54:25 pm
I recently saw a client who had a micro-penis (at least I think so - not sure what the exact definition is) and he had not mentioned this nor did he show any awareness of it during the booking. He expected full sex, which I did, while doing my best to keep hold of the condom all the while.
If he books me again, I'm not sure whether I should say somethyng or not. Surely he must know...
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: roseanna on 23 December 2015, 07:02:19 am
Surely he must know...

Most men don't know IME. They only seem to know whether they are plus or minus 6 inches. So the smaller ones know they are small, but not really how small. Most of them don't get to see other men close up. If you talk to them about things like that occasionally as I do, you'll soon find that out. Many of them have never even seen an erection other than their own except in porn, and you know how representative that is.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Shewolf on 23 December 2015, 11:59:19 am
One guy I met, his wodger was so small, I actually didn't think he had one for a horrifyingly long few minutes.

Personally, it's not something I can cope with.

  :D

Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Charlotte4fun on 04 December 2019, 12:27:58 pm
Hi I’m new to this sight and could do with a little help.
I had a new client yesterday and he had a micro penis he did not mention this prior to booking
It may sound silly but I had no idea what to do lol. He wanted covered oral but obviously the condom kept falling off so I had to hold it on which wasn’t easy as you could imagine he then wanted sex so again I had to hold it on anyway I had to stop and just tried playing with him. So I have 2 questions have any Of you guys had this problem and where the hell do I buy condoms from I could only find joke ones. It would have made it a lot easier if he’d have mentioned it lol thanks in advance for replying. Xx
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Ann on 04 December 2019, 05:33:05 pm
Finger cots?  ;D

No seriously you can buy extra small sized condoms. Try to google my.size they are really small.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Mirror on 04 December 2019, 05:34:23 pm
Finger cots?  ;D

No seriously you can buy extra small sized condoms. Try to google my.size they are really small.

Passante Trim
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: saltysweet on 04 December 2019, 06:44:13 pm
I worked a willy the size of a chubby thimble- 1 inch long with the tips of two fingers. I think for sex even some snug condoms might be pulled off by friction. If in doubt fingerjob rather than attempt sex.
How does he even get it in?
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Justine on 04 December 2019, 06:58:31 pm
Today I replenished my stock of XL condoms but have never bought any less than normal size. I think I have met just one micro penis in my years as a sp.  Putting a condom on it would not have mattered because being so small it was not able to penetrate at all.

Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Philippa Joyce on 04 December 2019, 08:01:39 pm
This thread has really made me laugh lol..the things we have to deal with, whilst keeping a straight face ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 04 December 2019, 08:59:44 pm
Yes I've had this.Mine didn't want oral with buy he wanted full sex.I held a trim condom on him and to be honest he actually shagged my inner thigh! ;D
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Charlotte4fun on 04 December 2019, 09:31:07 pm
Thanks ladies I appreciate you replying to me. I must admit I am now finding it quite amusing I bet my face was a picture lol. I will order the Xs ones now lol. Xx
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Kay on 04 December 2019, 09:52:46 pm
If a Trim condom doesn't fit, no penetration, simple as (to be honest it probably wouldn't be possible, or not worth it anyway...) Oral with would be a pain, but at least you can hold it on.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Iloveginandtonic on 04 December 2019, 10:01:37 pm
I’ve only ever had it happen once.  Like you I gave him covered oral and the condom just hung off.

I knew that there was no way sex would work.  So I grabbed a dildo to entertain him,  then felt really bad because the dildo was a whopping big long one.   :FF

Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: linglau on 04 December 2019, 11:25:36 pm
Had this a few times in the past but not lately. Did buy Trim but not needed to use them yet.
The last guy with micro penis actually thought he was big  ::)
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: MorganKim on 05 December 2019, 03:48:41 am
Had a few in the past and they didn’t even want oral nor sex! Just to wiggle my finger in a specific spot for 45 mins. Sounds like easy money but wasn’t entertaining!

As someone mentioned above, the Pasante  T condoms are pretty thick and small (not micro penis small but smaller than an average) so should work fine. For sex... I can imagine what you mean with it slipping off. Maybe try cowgirl or missionary but keep your hand in control?

Sometimes I wish the guys with the very large or very micro would bring their own condoms. They know they’re on the extreme side of size and I’m sure they have figured out what condoms work for them!!!
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Lushblossom on 05 December 2019, 07:17:14 am
I seldom get this size but did this week.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: BangerRacing on 05 December 2019, 08:10:01 am
Does anyone know of non latex condoms that do trim? I never found any. Maybe I should email mates & tell them there's a market for sex workers...

 I've had ones the size of a non applicator tampon but smaller than that is very difficult to do penetration with. I've generally put a small cock ring on it if the penis is wide enough to fit, to keep the condom on.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Glamescort on 05 December 2019, 10:07:47 am
Could you use a female condom? Hate them but I would not risk sex with a micro penis as a condom could easily come off. Luckily I have not encountered one. It must be difficult and to avoid awkwardness by drawing attention to it
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: loubyloo on 07 December 2019, 12:24:30 pm
I had a client with a fat belly and a micro penis once.
His belly covered almost all his dick and even laying down, he was all foreskin!
Couldn't even pull it back to see his dick!!!
No way was a condom going to fit. He finished himself off in the end 😂😂
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: BangerRacing on 08 December 2019, 09:19:10 am
Could you use a female condom? Hate them but I would not risk sex with a micro penis as a condom could easily come off. Luckily I have not encountered one. It must be difficult and to avoid awkwardness by drawing attention to it

I tried once it was horrendous & kept shifting around.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: saltysweet on 11 December 2019, 06:50:25 pm
Had a really nice massage client yesterday... I think he was micro peeny. Thimble to 3 inch long.
A big human being. 6.8 foot tall and naturally large build, big bones.

The cock started disturbing me more and more as it looks like a little boy's.

After 15 minutes HJ he was nowhere coming, when I asked if he expects to cum he said it takes him 'forever'.
Well, I closed the session on the dot, cumless and tactfully suggesting he book longer next time. He was friendly, no grudge or complaints.

He said his x wife said he took 'too long to cum'. I was curious he ever had a wife given the obstacles.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: sugar on 12 December 2019, 12:00:50 am
I buy my extra small condoms on eBay.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Phoenix on 13 December 2019, 03:26:34 pm
I have had nothing but terrible bookings with micro penis clients :-\
The first one was in his 30's with a pre-pubescent stature everywhere. His behaviour was befitting of a school playground too - He BIT me deliberately more than once  >:(
The second was my scariest booking ever-as soon as he whipped it out he became vile and abusive from nowhere ("suck it hard whore!!/slag" etc..)
 I had a chap who booked a dinner date in his home, which meant 2 hrs of him grinding his teeny pecker into my thumb and index finger  ???

Then of course the Cocaine brigade who very often have loads of money, book a long duration and often have a teeny, redundant willy..

Trouble is, I run a Mile at big cocks too!
 I'm stuck often between two rocks and a not so hard place  ;D
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Kay on 13 December 2019, 05:02:55 pm
I have had nothing but terrible bookings with micro penis clients :-\
The first one was in his 30's with a pre-pubescent stature everywhere. His behaviour was befitting of a school playground too - He BIT me deliberately more than once  >:(
The second was my scariest booking ever-as soon as he whipped it out he became vile and abusive from nowhere ("suck it hard whore!!/slag" etc..)
 I had a chap who booked a dinner date in his home, which meant 2 hrs of him grinding his teeny pecker into my thumb and index finger  ???

Then of course the Cocaine brigade who very often have loads of money, book a long duration and often have a teeny, redundant willy..

Trouble is, I run a Mile at big cocks too!
 I'm stuck often between two rocks and a not so hard place  ;D

Give me a big one any day!  :D
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: saltysweet on 17 December 2019, 12:35:29 pm
I agree with phoenix about micro peen guys.
Just had another one!! Christmas is drawing them out.or the vague suspicion...the population is creating more micro peenn..?


He's young enough to have got corrective hormonal suppliments to prevent this when he was a child...what were his parents thinking?

He paid then after 15 minutes said he felt uncomfortable and left politely. Now i can go shopping!

It's a deformity part of me feels sorry for them but they do behave poorly.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Mirror on 17 December 2019, 02:07:01 pm
I agree with phoenix about micro peen guys.
Just had another one!! Christmas is drawing them out.or the vague suspicion...the population is creating more micro peenn..?


He's young enough to have got corrective hormonal suppliments to prevent this when he was a child...what were the parents thinking?

He paid then after 15 minutes said he felt uncomfortable and left politely. Now i can go shopping!

It's a deformity part of me feels sorry for them but they do behave poorly.

Isn't this just simple natural variation in the same way labia, clitoris, vaginas, noses, ears, nipples and many other bodyparts vary?
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: saltysweet on 17 December 2019, 02:27:42 pm
Can be. Also can be hormonal imbalance in the womb which stunts development of genatalia. If diagnosed in childhood it can be corrected with tostesterone before it's too late. Can of worms, before the hormonal knowledge was formalised....not too long ago they would have been gender reasigned in early childhood. Well intentioned but controversial.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Lanajoanna89 on 17 December 2019, 04:18:02 pm
Could you use a female condom? Hate them but I would not risk sex with a micro penis as a condom could easily come off. Luckily I have not encountered one. It must be difficult and to avoid awkwardness by drawing attention to it

I was going to suggest that to..
I have never used a fem condom before though.

The Passante trim are good ... and i do use them often... seems to be the very large or very small that visit me  ;D
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: BangerRacing on 17 December 2019, 09:16:54 pm
Can be. Also can be hormonal imbalance in the womb which stunts development of genatalia. If diagnosed in childhood it can be corrected with tostesterone before it's too late. Can of worms, before the hormonal knowledge was formalised....not too long ago they would have been gender reasigned in early childhood. Well intentioned but controversial.

That's a scary thought. Those poor guys. "infantile" penis, it's called isn't it...? (officially)
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: saltysweet on 18 December 2019, 05:26:02 pm
Gosh probably Banger! It's what it says on the lid.
Apparently it can cause low sperm count and infertility.

I spotted a kiddies hospital site which states the measurements parents and medics need to note when discussing treatment.
'The most common sign of a micropenis in a baby...is less than 0.75 inches when stretched gently.'


I have been officially jinxed by this thread! Just had another micro peeen today 3 inch full wack.
Wots going on? Something in the water?
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: BangerRacing on 19 December 2019, 10:32:45 pm
Gosh probably Banger! It's what it says on the lid.
Apparently it can cause low sperm count and infertility.

I spotted a kiddies hospital site which states the measurements parents and medics need to note when discussing treatment.
'The most common sign of a micropenis in a baby...is less than 0.75 inches when stretched gently.'


I have been officially jinxed by this thread! Just had another micro peeen today inch full wack.
Wots going on? Something in the water?

Yep contraceptives in urine....Get your largest dildos out & make a shrine..burn some sage .. whilst chanting in tongues to the god of Priapus :P
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: saltysweet on 21 December 2019, 02:22:27 pm
 
Yep contraceptives in urine....Get your largest dildos out & make a shrine..burn some sage .. whilst chanting in tongues to the god of Priapus :P

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Philippa Joyce on 22 March 2020, 09:50:56 pm
This did make me laugh...get the tweezers out lol
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Maz on 23 March 2020, 12:46:20 am
I had a client with a fat belly and a micro penis once.
His belly covered almost all his dick and even laying down, he was all foreskin!
Couldn't even pull it back to see his dick!!!
No way was a condom going to fit. He finished himself off in the end 😂😂

I've had this before and some with tiny or v thin penises. Thankfully I think they knew as they never suggested having intercourse.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Femme fatale on 11 March 2022, 07:04:39 pm
I don't really know how to give hand relief to a cock that small
I try gripping the tiny amount of flesh in my fingers which is slippery and slowly pull it up and down. It leaks &  I can't suck it at all.
 :-X
I'd like to say to the client what do you expect me to do with that ?
Ladies how do you work with that little thing ?
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: fallen angel on 12 March 2022, 12:18:22 am
I don't really know how to give hand relief to a cock that small
I try gripping the tiny amount of flesh in my fingers which is slippery and slowly pull it up and down. It leaks &  I can't suck it at all.
 :-X
I'd like to say to the client what do you expect me to do with that ?
Ladies how do you work with that little thing ?

I do feel bad for these guys, imagine going through life with genitals that are practically useless
It's a nightmare for them and a nightmare for us!  I really don't know what the answer is
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Milf-G on 12 March 2022, 03:37:32 pm
Most men with push pops have small dick syndrome and are absolute arseholes. I dated someone years ago and imagine my disappointment surprise when he had a micro-dick. I barely felt it. When he finished he wiggled the little maggot around inside me asking if that was a coil he could feel (it wasn't, don't have one). Fucking shrimp dick nowhere near my cervix. Dumped him for having such a small dick. Give me a big one every day. I do use passante trim but my heart sinks when I'm presented with a micro-dick. If it looks like condom isn't staying on I'm not screwing it.
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Redsnow on 12 March 2022, 04:00:54 pm
I do feel bad for these guys, imagine going through life with genitals that are practically useless
It's a nightmare for them and a nightmare for us!  I really don't know what the answer is

This, I feel sorry for them but most of them have really bad attitude and are horribly behaved. Especially if the micropenis is accompanied obesity then you have yourself a walking nightmare. Trust me I know,
I’ve dealt with one
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Milf-G on 13 March 2022, 07:58:43 am
Especially if the micropenis is accompanied obesity then you have yourself a walking nightmare. Trust me I know,
I’ve dealt with one

I get plenty of those too
Title: Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
Post by: Kay on 13 March 2022, 11:10:28 am
Obviously no one can help what they're born with, but what's frustrating is when they're totally unrealistic about what will be possible sex wise, especially from a condom/safety angle. Some men seem to think that escorts are miracle workers!