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meetingdiversity

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Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
« Reply #15 on: 18 August 2013, 06:09:12 pm »
I've never asked a client's size before or judged them upon it, but today's experience has caused me to think about it!

I had a client that bragged about their penis size, so it was a shock for me to find out it was only an inch! How do you ladies deal with an inch? I'd never experienced that before, so I was wondering how on earth do I receive pleasure and give pleasure? I couldn't stroke him and he requested oral which was a little awkward.

He's requested longer with me and I'm wondering what you ladies would do?  :-[



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Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
« Reply #16 on: 18 August 2013, 06:20:47 pm »
I have had a few of these... and I have found owo and good hand relief works every time...

Melanie

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Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
« Reply #17 on: 21 August 2014, 08:34:17 pm »
I don't have to start a new topic but dug up this old one.

Last night I had my first with a micropenis. I was amazed....baffled..... I finger wanked it. I asked him to play with himself, as in show me how he gets off. Right before he came I took over, but he was not really hard when he came. Intercourse would be impossible.

Maybe I am wrong, but if I were him I would comment on it beforehand. When he took of his clothes and I 'explored' him (I offer soft dom service) I was shocked. He doesn't owe me an explanation and I am professional about it. But for instance, when someone is very heavy/obese, they casually comment on that before the date. It is out of the air, it's obvious and was mentioned. DOn't know the expression in English. But in Holland we say something like: there is a big giant pink elephant in the room and nobody is commenting on it. Just weird and awkward.

It was smaller then my tumb and I have small hands  ;D ;D ;D The poor guy!


xTightYoungTeen

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Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
« Reply #18 on: 22 August 2014, 12:22:43 am »
I've had a booking with someone with a micro penis before it was about two inches, it was a massive struggle to actually get the condom to stay and all!

When it did penetrative sex was basically non existent so it was OWO and hand relief, it's really awkward because I had no idea how to go about it and I was a newbie then!

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Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
« Reply #19 on: 22 August 2014, 09:42:58 am »
Oh god these guys are difficult, a 2 finger wank is all I can offer  ???
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Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
« Reply #20 on: 22 August 2014, 10:07:26 am »
I remember a case of extreme micropenis arriving at my door. So small the condom wouldnt stay on. No way I could have sex with him as I had run out of finger cots and thats what I needed really. I jumped on top and just squeezed his willy between my butt cheeks and squirmed around a bit and he came, miraculously the condom stayed on so I didnt get a sticky bum. He was beaming with joy, I just smiled sweetly x

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Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
« Reply #21 on: 22 August 2014, 01:56:21 pm »
The smallest client I have had was the length of my thumb-- probably about 2 inches I guess. I was so shocked, I had never seen one that small.

He had booked for 2 hours so it was awkward because he expected penetration and was paying quite a bit, and it didn't occur to me at the time that the condom slipping off would be a huge danger. When I look back on it I should have just refused, but I said OK-- I had to get on top of him for it to work, or doggy. When he came the condom did slip off but it was stuck to the walls of my vagina so I had to just pull it out from inside me so I was fine, but after that experience I will never have penetration with someone who's so small the condom doesn't fit.

You can give them OWO, I find that the smaller a penis is the the better oral I can give as I have more space in my mouth to be creative with me tongue and whatnot.

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KDB

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Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
« Reply #22 on: 22 August 2014, 07:18:36 pm »
I've had a few of these & just use the "extra small"/"snug fit" condoms, specifically designed for these more microscopic versions!  ;D

KimberlyC

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Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
« Reply #23 on: 22 August 2014, 08:05:05 pm »
I have some "snug fit" condoms. I haven't seen a micropenis in years, but I see some that are pretty small... and for them, I suggest anal. :D (Seriously - I offer anal as a regular thing, but when someone is smaller than average, I will actually initiate it - although gently in case the idea is a turnoff to them.) I suppose having a dick for anal is like having a face for radio. ;)

As for actual micropenises... I have experienced a couple and it is awkward. But I feel really sorry for them. I mean, to live in a culture that goes on and on about how important it is to have a big cock and to have one that is actually thumb like must be really awful. It must be at least as awful as being morbidly obese or having a terrible disfigurement.

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Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
« Reply #24 on: 22 August 2014, 10:11:47 pm »
i had this with my very first client! he didn't mention anything to me about it and so i ended up just giving him owow & hand relief but i was sort of surprised (it was my first client and it was an hour & a half booking, so i expected it to be a lot of sex!).. i guess this is just perhaps a bit more common than i realised.. haha

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Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
« Reply #25 on: 23 August 2014, 08:56:27 pm »
I have had this before a few times - but I don't offer vaginal/anal sex anyway just oral so it didn't matter much.

Hand and oral worked well, however like someone else said I find that unusually small penises don't always get fully erect - like they are semi soft even when they cum, which makes it a bit difficult.

I have real problems having sex due to a medical problem I have, so I'd actually love to meet a guy with a tiny penis for a long term relationship lol x

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Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
« Reply #26 on: 24 August 2014, 03:09:16 pm »
I have had a couple of micro penis clients.  By micro I mean an inch or under and the width of my little finger.  The first I saw I was shocked as it was the same size as a two year old boys (I have a son so do know). (it was the size of a wart)  Even a finger cot was too wide and I couldn't do oral as there was no room to get suction on as was the size of my lips.  I could barley grip it with them.
The second was just about wide enough to use a finger cot but again sex was not physically possible as it was not long enough to put inside.
I suppose I could have let them stick it up my nostril as that was the only place it would fit but I thought suggesting that a bit cruel

Although one blamed me saying it was my fault he couldn't have sex even though he had never managed it with anyone.

I did however suggest he visit a doctor as when they are that tiny it is normally a sign that they did not fully go through puberty and had something wrong with their hormones.  You would think they would get it looked at before they reached their late 50s but it seems they thought it normal.  One did phone me to say the doctor said it was too late to do anything now but if he had seen him before his mid 20s they could have given him growth hormones and something else that would have pushed him fully through puberty.
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Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
« Reply #27 on: 02 September 2014, 08:29:09 pm »
I had a micro-penis also, but somethig new came my way last time. I've had clients with really small, like the thumb penis, soft and when I started to suck it, it was so huge, as normal penis! I did not know where the hell did it came from lol, I was in shock by this! Then I was not having worries over how to suck an inch cock!
He came in the morning and woke me up with killer instinct. Wish I could stop this now.

Lara69

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Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
« Reply #28 on: 23 September 2014, 09:54:12 pm »
Sometimes a huge cock is just hard to handle. And you just dont know what to say to your client... OUCH. But you can still play with it :)

What happens if you have to search for your clients penis, yes, that small!  :FF It's a nightmare. I mean, what do you do with it. It's so small and tiny you could give it a finger job rather than hand job. It's the worst. And on top of that he might have a big belly and then what...he can't reach you. hihi

I would love to hear your stories facing a record breaking tiny penis! This will be a fun thread hihi.

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Re: Dealing with a Micropenis
« Reply #29 on: 23 September 2014, 10:27:06 pm »
Little willies can be a problem as regards the condom falling/slipping off.
I just hold the end of the condom, the whole time, without making it obvious. - so don't get your packet of elastic bands out along with a magnifying glass, whilst trying to keep it on.
Never thought of finger job as opposed to hand job!!! x