Hey Ladies

I feel like a complete idiot posting this but I need your combined expertise... I'm going to get graphic so avert your eyes if you're easily shocked

I have a client who is impossible to get a condom on. He gets hardish - not exactly rock hard but definitely in the 'useable' category but starts to soften further if I take too long getting the condom on. I can apply it, its the rolling it down bit thats impossible. Has anyone got any tips to make it faster?

Some background:
He has a big cock and I have tried Passante Large - are the Passante Extra Large or the Durex Comfort XL significantly larger and worth trying?
I've tried with extra lube before application and also without.
I've tried opening the packet before hand so I'm not fumbling.
I've tried asking him to do it.
I cant get it harder because of his age and fitness.
I've never had this problem with anyone else!
Also - he's DEFINITELY not being difficult on purpose. He's as frustrated by it as I am but has never requested anything unsafe. (He's actually very nice about it considering last time I accidentally jabbed a fingernail into his cock while trying to roll it down far enough to be safe!)

Can anyone help? I'm getting a complex!
Thanks - R xx

Try a Femidom / 'Female condom'. Open before needed and take the inner ring out (chuck it in the bin unless you want a somewhat slippery plastic ring for something...)

Pasante (used to) sell exactly this as something like 'eZ-on', because it goes on incredibly quickly and easily as a baggy condom with no rolling required. It also works for men whose 'shoulders' are considerably wider than their 'head', which is another issue with trying to get a normal condom on.

I use my mouth if there's any difficulty at all. This isn't the "putting on a condom with your mouth" stuff of legend, just using my mouth to hold penis and condom steady so my hands are free to do the rest. Doing it this way I rarely have any trouble.

 

I never roll it down, open it up totally myself and just pull it on!  Always done it that way, tried rolling it on (practised on hubby) and short of pulling his willy off and terrifying the man, I've decided to stick to my way.  If I did the condom in mouth thingy, I'd throw up!

However I do remain impressed with those who can

Hmm, pulling it on is not something I have ever seen done, but I'd be worried about trapping air inside as well as risking tearing the condom because of the stretching needed. But if it works for you...

Thats true, not had the air problem, did rip it once (nails went through it but that was about 2 years ago)  Maybe should drag the poor man (screaming) back into the bedroom and practise some more, I've 3 carrier bags full of condoms 

Well, this is a bit late now regarding this client but regarding the asking him to do it you could always try the batting your eyelids routine combined with' oh gosh youv'e got me so hot and bothered..... would you mind?'''''..... etc etc etc 

 back to school basics? Get a banana and practice......... lmao yes really.

Yup, full of great ideas me ... oh dear..

I've been practising putting condoms on with my mouth on my (long suffering) Other Half and it's easier than I thought it would be - but then he immediately becomes completely hard so its dead easy and there's no  real comparison. The OH did criticise my technique at one point and fetched a banana so he could show me how easy it was - but then he inhaled at the wrong moment and made a sound in his throat like the cat bringing up a hairball and I laughed so much I fell off the bed - but thats probably enough about my bizarre domestic life

Just to clarify, I dont have any problems at all putting condoms on usually, and yes, I always do it myself so I can check its all tickety-boo before we proceed. The problem is putting a condom on a less than rigid erection (imagine, if you will, a defrosted sausage)  which becomes even softer if I faff about for too long...

I've bought some Femidoms to see how if they work for the OH and me. Depending on getting the kids to bed and the Rugby World Cup match times we might get a chance to field test them this weekend. Woohoo!

R xx

PS - Ian, thank you for the advice, apologies for addressing my original note to 'Ladies' and forgetting you!

I have a similar client and really recommend Pasante Kingsize, they are the widest I've ever seen and work a treat.

I used to ask him to put it on when I used durex extra large as I was worried about hurting him, but when I say him kind of half unroll it and stretch it out like he was putting on a sock I took over lol!