I keep toothpaste, mouthwash and big packs of cheap toothbrushes in my bathroom and I make a point of telling them to 'Use anything you want, oh, and throw the toothbrush away once you've used it'  as I direct them in there.  Psychologically I hope it drops the hint that I expect them to use the toothbrush and I seem to have a pretty good success rate with it.

If they come out and they still aren't as nice as I would hope then I wont kiss them. They might get a kiss on the neck or shoulder but no closer than that. My profile states that 'all activities are at my discretion' and I wont ever guarantee DFK to a client before I've met them.

R xx

(The Toothbrushes come from Tesco in packs of 4. I think they are something silly like 20p for a pack!)
 

Yeh personally I use the avoidance tactic and try and distract the guy!  Luckily only a couple of guys I've seen have had horrible breath. 

That said I do think it might be an idea for me to invest in some cheap toothbrushes!

Also, you can just tell them to use mouthwash, you know! They might get huffy and not want to see you again, but if their breath is making you heave that's probably for the best - and they'd get huffy over your involuntary retching, anyway. You can't win!

I've had some scary-breathed clients over the last few months and at least twice had to make big innocent eyes and ask them if they would like to perhaps use the mouthwash in the bathroom *bats eyelashes* it's-right-over-there-thanks-that's-great-whew. I currently have TWO bottles of the super-strong Listerene stuff (too strong for me, I keep my gentler alcohol-free mouthwash hidden though ) right in front of the mirror over the sink in my bathroom so I'm amazed when they miss it. I'm thinking of actually putting a huge laminated "PLEASE HELP YOURSELF THANKS!" sign pointing to it, too, lol.

I'm continually astonished at how lax people are with their oral hygiene, especially when they expect to be able to tongue someone's tonsils without them asphyxiating from the odour. Have I told everyone lately about that time I met a client who's tongue was so hard, scaly and cold that receiving oral from him was like being licked by a dead dog...?! It's one of my favourite (horror) stories!

All that said, I think learning to do DFK despite breath that shrieks "HERE BE BACTERIA" at me has been one of the toughest skills to learn as an escort and I'm proud of my improved abilities (and absolutely bullet-proof immune system). Not to mention that thing where the occasional client looms down and engulfs half your face during enthusiastic mish, leaving trailing strings of saliva between his mouth and yours while you just lie there marvelling at your own strength of will... Basically, getting to know the true nature of the oh-so-innocent-sounding "French kissing" can sometimes just be part of getting good at our job. But getting good at suggesting mouthwash is important, too! Don't be scared to speak up.

Oh I hate whiffy breath 

I usually point them in the direction of the bathroom and say something like 'Feel free to use the shower - oh, and there's mouthwash there. In the meantime can I get you a drink?' then just leave them to it whilst I go off to get the drink.  Even having a sweet drink (I have flavoured water by the gallon) can make someone's breath more bearable, especially if it's been a while since they last had a drink.

But really, any man who's visiting a lady for intimate purposes isn't going to get the best service possible if he stinks, and there's no excuse for bad hygiene, oral or otherwise.  If it's that bad, just refuse to kiss the fecker.

XXX mints on top of the mouthwash is always a back up too.

I ALWAYS put a XXX mint in my mouth when I am going down on a guy and tell him it gives an extra tingle that he will enjoy and if RO is forthcoming i get them to use a mint again for that too.

I buy the XXX mints in Poundland at 4/5 packs for ?1 - cant moan about that.

Thankyou ladies some good suggestions here   

Lol @ Emily's story, I think getting them to brush their teeth before the booking starts  like Robby does will do the trick,  and as I dont offer OWO and  RO  is with a dental dam chance of STD infection will be zero ,  I should be ok xx

Oooh I don't give them a choice!
Word it like it's not a question then I find they will generally do as they're told!

I agree, its all in the phrasing.

In my early days I offered someone a shower when he arrived as his BO practically came through the door before he did. He replied 'It's ok, there is one in my Hotel Room' and I almost asked him if it was broken as he clearly hadn't used the damn thing. At the  the time I was too green to know how to politely insist but suffering through that very very long hour, trying to breathe through my mouth without gagging, followed by an entire bottle of Febreeze on the Hotel bed to get rid of the smell even after he had left made me take a tougher line with future clients.

Now I will even lead them by the hand into the shower and insist it turns me on to see them all soaped up... If thats what it takes for them to get the hint then so be it!

R xx