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kimba

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Re: Clients on Drugs
« Reply #15 on: 25 August 2011, 05:57:58 pm »
Totally agree. You can usually see the signs when you arrive at their place - brand new Hummer parked outside, state-of-the-art equipment but no real job ( the ones I know are very open about claiming benefits for 'depression' ) and lots of ' trips abroad'  and back.
Even the dealers have lean spells though and I think that's when they book an Escort - to 'put the word out' that they are fresh out of prison and back in business.. :-\
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ladyjennaj

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Re: Clients on Drugs
« Reply #16 on: 25 August 2011, 11:39:09 pm »
So true! Ive had a few dealers try to 'sell their wares,' to me. They almost assume that all escorts want cocaine, which is total rubbish! ::)
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Coty

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Re: Clients on Drugs
« Reply #17 on: 26 August 2011, 02:50:59 am »
Had a classic earlier today.

Do you do coke?

No

Do you mind if I do coke?

Yes

A little later........I'm not a problem on coke, just keeps me going through the night, will you reconsider?


Well it's your hotel room so maybe, but any problems and I'll leave.

OK...will you take some then?

Durrr...NO

What about if I force it in your mouth on the end of my cock?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Didn't reply to that or any since!

Do you think I'm being overly sensitive not taking the booking? lmao!
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ladyjennaj

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Re: Clients on Drugs
« Reply #18 on: 26 August 2011, 11:24:50 am »
Christ, that's crazy! :-X
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kimba

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Re: Clients on Drugs
« Reply #19 on: 26 August 2011, 05:38:25 pm »
Reminds me of a call I had a few days ago:

Delboy type, fresh in town: Hello Darlin' you available for a Hotel outcall today?
Me: Sure, about 2pm?
Db:  Great! Er, could you bring some ' Charlie' with you'? ( What is this, 1989 or something?  ;D )
Me: I don't work with anyone else sorry-only kidding-No, I don't supply Cocaine I'm afraid.
Db: Do you know any other Escorts that do then?
Me: Sorry, no.
Db: Do you know any dealers at all then?
Me: Not offhand, no.
Db: Ok, call you later.
Me: Sure you will.. >:(
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Coty

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Re: Clients on Drugs
« Reply #20 on: 26 August 2011, 06:23:38 pm »
Quote from: kimba on 26 August 2011, 05:38:25 pm
Reminds me of a call I had a few days ago:

Delboy type, fresh in town: Hello Darlin' you available for a Hotel outcall today?
Me: Sure, about 2pm?
Db:  Great! Er, could you bring some ' Charlie' with you'? ( What is this, 1989 or something?  ;D )
Me: I don't work with anyone else sorry-only kidding-No, I don't supply Cocaine I'm afraid.
Db: Do you know any other Escorts that do then?
Me: Sorry, no.
Db: Do you know any dealers at all then?
Me: Not offhand, no.
Db: Ok, call you later.
Me: Sure you will.. >:(


Arghhhhh.....Do you know any other Escorts that do then?....that question no matter what it's to do with winds me up no end!

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ladyjennaj

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Re: Clients on Drugs
« Reply #21 on: 30 August 2011, 09:35:14 am »
I get this alot too - people assume we supply  :-\ Very irritating!
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River

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Re: Clients on Drugs
« Reply #22 on: 02 September 2011, 05:53:37 pm »
Quote from: kimba on 26 August 2011, 05:38:25 pm
'Er, could you bring some ' Charlie' with you'?

Yep I've had that a few times.
Me: I need to clarify; you wish me to supply you with a class A drug?
Dumb client, {hesitantly}: Er, ...yes?
Me: I also do professional hits and getaway driving for armed bank raids. Would those services be of interest?
Dumb client: Um, I assume it's a no to you getting some C then?
Me:  ::)
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ladyjennaj

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Re: Clients on Drugs
« Reply #23 on: 02 September 2011, 11:05:40 pm »
Quote from: JodieTs on 02 September 2011, 05:53:37 pm
Quote from: kimba on 26 August 2011, 05:38:25 pm
'Er, could you bring some ' Charlie' with you'?

Yep I've had that a few times.
Me: I need to clarify; you wish me to supply you with a class A drug?
Dumb client, {hesitantly}: Er, ...yes?
Me: I also do professional hits and getaway driving for armed bank raids. Would those services be of interest?
Dumb client: Um, I assume it's a no to you getting some C then?
Me:  ::)

Omg I get this too! At 2am in the morning, they assume I have an endless supply just tucked in my kitchen drawer... ::)
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River

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Re: Clients on Drugs
« Reply #24 on: 03 September 2011, 12:23:08 pm »
Yep!
Now you mention it, they are always late evening/early hours of the morning.
Clubbing types wanting to keep the party going.
Great   ::)
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ladyjennaj

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Re: Clients on Drugs
« Reply #25 on: 03 September 2011, 02:32:38 pm »
Definitely! I never have drugged up clients during the daytime or before 10pm  ::) Weekends are the worst for it actually...
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scottishgirl001

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Re: Clients on Drugs
« Reply #26 on: 03 September 2011, 03:38:42 pm »
Quote from: JodieTs on 02 September 2011, 05:53:37 pm
Quote from: kimba on 26 August 2011, 05:38:25 pm
'Er, could you bring some ' Charlie' with you'?

Yep I've had that a few times.
Me: I need to clarify; you wish me to supply you with a class A drug?
Dumb client, {hesitantly}: Er, ...yes?
Me: I also do professional hits and getaway driving for armed bank raids. Would those services be of interest?
Dumb client: Um, I assume it's a no to you getting some C then?
Me:  ::)

This made me laugh!! :)
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Pearl

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Re: Clients on Drugs
« Reply #27 on: 03 September 2011, 04:00:31 pm »
Quote from: kimba on 26 August 2011, 05:38:25 pm

Db:  Great! Er, could you bring some ' Charlie' with you'?

Ahahah  ;D ;D ;D
If you want I have a Charlie...
Click here: "http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b4/CharlieBrown.jpg"

 :) ;D :)
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Nanako

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Re: Clients on Drugs
« Reply #28 on: 03 September 2011, 05:18:35 pm »
I had a client last week who brought along coke and wanted to do a few lines while he was here. i didn't object. he was one of my strangest in a while for other reasons too
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