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Lucie268

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Client leaving shit stains on the bed
« on: 03 September 2017, 10:42:06 am »
I have a client who's great in every other aspect (books with hassle, always on time, never overstays, polite, easy work etc.) but on at least a couple of occasions he's left a skidmark on my bed. He tells me he's just showered before arrival and I believe him as he smells clean and his dick and balls are perfectly clean and smell fresh. It's just the shitty arse  :-X I feel like telling him to shower again when he gets there wouldn't really achieve anything as he obviously doesn't know how to wash/wipe there.

How would you approach this? I find it difficult to be upfront with guys about things like this when they're nice. He comes fairly regularly and is easy money so I wouldn't want to turn him away.

He's nice but yeah I'm still irritated at the fact that grown men walk around not knowing how to wash themselves  :FF
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mature helen

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Re: Client leaving shit stains on the bed
« Reply #1 on: 03 September 2017, 11:16:12 am »
Has he not noticed that he's left shit stains?

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Re: Client leaving shit stains on the bed
« Reply #2 on: 03 September 2017, 11:39:00 am »
I don't understand how the shit gets on the sheets. He must have a leaky arsehole.

I do rimming and a fair few times there is shit there even after my strict showering instructions but it wouldn't be enough shit to cause a stain.

Here's what I do: I take a baby wipe and wipe to check (after I've physically put my tongue near it I'm afraid) and if there is a bit of brown on there I show it to them and say, look, you're not clean.

I would do this if I were you. I've only ever had them mumble in embarrassment but I just smile and get on with the booking minus the rimming.

Potentially he might not see you again through sheer humiliation but it depends how much you are prepared to put up with having to wash shit stained sheets.

On the funny side, he must have a raw arsehole as dirty arses are scuddy arses and they don't half sting!
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Re: Client leaving shit stains on the bed
« Reply #3 on: 03 September 2017, 01:50:12 pm »
I had a client who done this. He booked a duo through my friend then after leaving me and her in fits of giggles and having to pretend we just had he giggles he text how amazing it was and that he wanted to come back tomorrow! Yuk! and aftee her  ignoring him after the text he sent He then text me on my work number for me to find out he was indeed a timewaster and had no showed on me twice in the past. Despite me telling him not to contact me So he had booked on the sly. I text him after telling how disgusted I was about the fact he left a shitstain on the bed and we were not giggling because we had the giggles but because he had left a Shit stain. I also told him how disgusting it was as we had to sleep in that bed. Personal hygiene is not something that should be lacking by anybody and to leave stains of poo is physically repulsive. I couldn't not tell him as I was so repulsed and did not want to see him again. He read the message and didn't message again after that. Good riddance. Number saved as shit head.
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Lucie268

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Re: Client leaving shit stains on the bed
« Reply #4 on: 03 September 2017, 02:05:18 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 03 September 2017, 11:16:12 am
Has he not noticed that he's left shit stains?

Nope not at all lol.
Quote from: Modesty Blaize on 03 September 2017, 11:39:00 am
I don't understand how the shit gets on the sheets. He must have a leaky arsehole.

I do rimming and a fair few times there is shit there even after my strict showering instructions but it wouldn't be enough shit to cause a stain.

Here's what I do: I take a baby wipe and wipe to check (after I've physically put my tongue near it I'm afraid) and if there is a bit of brown on there I show it to them and say, look, you're not clean.

I would do this if I were you. I've only ever had them mumble in embarrassment but I just smile and get on with the booking minus the rimming.

Potentially he might not see you again through sheer humiliation but it depends how much you are prepared to put up with having to wash shit stained sheets.

On the funny side, he must have a raw arsehole as dirty arses are scuddy arses and they don't half sting!

Haha definitely an option! I might do this if I did rimming as a service but he never asks for any butt stuff and is very vanilla so would feel awkward going for it with a wipe. Also would feel like a mum lol. I was wondering if he maybe is clean to start with and then just gets leaky during sex? Ugh.

He always books by text so I suppose I could just mention it the next time he texts, but as politely and gently as possible. Definitely cannot be doing with washing shit stains out.
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Re: Client leaving shit stains on the bed
« Reply #5 on: 03 September 2017, 03:45:09 pm »
It's not necessarily a (lack of) hygiene issue - it could be haemorrhoids or another medical issue (e.g. IBS) that causes a little bit of anal leakage. Short of telling him outright and getting him to use a moist toilet tissue before the session there's not really much you can do if so!
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Lucie268

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Re: Client leaving shit stains on the bed
« Reply #6 on: 03 September 2017, 04:05:43 pm »
Quote from: Kay on 03 September 2017, 03:45:09 pm
It's not necessarily a (lack of) hygiene issue - it could be haemorrhoids or another medical issue (e.g. IBS) that causes a little bit of anal leakage. Short of telling him outright and getting him to use a moist toilet tissue before the session there's not really much you can do if so!

Yeah that's true. I managed to make sure I had a towel under him the last time and that caught it fine so I could just do that each time.
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Re: Client leaving shit stains on the bed
« Reply #7 on: 03 September 2017, 04:48:54 pm »
I had one like that.  I did notice he did not wipe well.  But I didn't think he was going to leave so much s*tty mess everywhere.

He was always grumpy afterwards.  Also, he nearly broke my bed due to his weight. He glanced at those skid marks that he left, that I noticed.

This did put me off.  He could have said, "Oh, I'm sorry."  His entitled attitude put me right off.
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Re: Client leaving shit stains on the bed
« Reply #8 on: 03 September 2017, 05:07:25 pm »
Baby wipes and cleaning! This does happen to me (not often) which is one of the reasons I have baby wipes widely available. I mostly offer instant bookings with 30mins notice so it can be difficult to ask a client to wash/shower but I just deal with it by using baby wipes.

Before I do anything with any client I always wipe the private parts with wipe simply because I don't want to be giving BJ to a smelly arse.

If the client is harmless and it's easy money then discreetly just wipe him clean with wipes before doing anything.
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Re: Client leaving shit stains on the bed
« Reply #9 on: 03 September 2017, 05:16:48 pm »
Quote from: English natural beauty on 03 September 2017, 01:50:12 pm
I couldn't not tell him as I was so repulsed and did not want to see him again. He read the message and didn't message again after that. Good riddance. Number saved as shit head.

Well, he probably thinks he paid and that's part of the "deal" you got to put up with.  You would have thought someone who's visiting an escort would make sure he's clean (most respectful punters are) or ask for a shower upon arrival.  That's what a decent punter would do if he knows he's covered with muck.  Mine didn't ask for a shower and I assumed he's clean, he wasn't at all, but he asked to shower afterward.  I think his personality showed.  Selfish = so long as he's fine, all is fine, you are paid to put up with his sh!t.  Just selfish.
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Re: Client leaving shit stains on the bed
« Reply #10 on: 03 September 2017, 05:19:44 pm »
Quote from: sweetmilf on 03 September 2017, 05:16:48 pm
Well, he probably thinks he paid and that's part of the "deal" you got to put up with.  You would have thought someone who's visiting an escort would make sure he's clean (most respectful punters are) or ask for a shower upon arrival.  That's what a decent punter would do if he knows he's covered with muck.  Mine didn't ask for a shower and I assumed he's clean, he wasn't at all, but he asked to shower afterward.  I think his personality showed.  Selfish = so long as he's fine, all is fine, you are paid to put up with his sh!t.  Just selfish.

My customer showered though so it's crazy how he had a shitty arsehole?!?!?
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Re: Client leaving shit stains on the bed
« Reply #11 on: 03 September 2017, 05:31:56 pm »
He did?  :o    His ass and bits are so close and he failed to clean his own backside?  A mystery of some men, who think his ass will clean itself and his escorts would be grateful.
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Re: Client leaving shit stains on the bed
« Reply #12 on: 03 September 2017, 05:37:32 pm »
Quote from: English natural beauty on 03 September 2017, 05:19:44 pm
My customer showered though so it's crazy how he had a shitty arsehole?!?!?

Listen, I had one the other day whose arsehole was spotless as I'd instructed him to wash it but he a piss stinking cock!!

They are so thick they only wash the bits you tell them too.

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Re: Client leaving shit stains on the bed
« Reply #13 on: 03 September 2017, 06:01:34 pm »
Quote from: sweetmilf on 03 September 2017, 05:31:56 pm
He did?  :o    His ass and bits are so close and he failed to clean his own backside?  A mystery of some men, who think his ass will clean itself and his escorts would be grateful.

Yup! And sadly they will always be the same!
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Re: Client leaving shit stains on the bed
« Reply #14 on: 03 September 2017, 06:44:05 pm »
Exactly the same thing happened to me today  :FF the client is a regular who has been getting far too clingy lately, so that's pretty much clinched my never seeing him again TBH.
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