Just had a client who showered on arrival and seemed like a nice guy. When we got down to business I noticed his breath stank of onions and then when I went to give him oral I had to stop 2 seconds later as it tasted vile. Really strong stale piss and just general rankness!
I felt really awkward about saying anything so I just put a condom on him, had sex and then got him out as quickly as possible.
I now wish i’d said something as it was so unbeliavbly disgusting. For those of you who are assertive how would you have worded it? Or would you just come right out with it?
Thanks

I'd say missed a bit and give him a hand in the bathroom.

I have a fantastic peice of advice for you. It’s for if their genitals are unhygienic. It stops offending stinkers. If you go down there and you smell a bad smell, I always rub my boobs into it, as though I am giving them some pleasure with my bread, then I go to go down and pretend I can taste my perfume or moisturizer. I apologize over and over again and take them to the sink where I was it for them and again apologize for the inconvenience. I’ve never had an issue with doing this and I always wash them with my femfresh wash so it’s clean and hygienic. If they are smelly all over or on their body I always run a shower without asking and jump into it myself and ask them to join me for some wet fun. I then make a game of washing their ass, balls dick, and my own, and I get them to wash my back in return and I thank them for washing me down. Once out of the shower I tell them lift their arms, spray their armpits, I have mouthwash myself, and I then hand them mouthwash already in a cup so they don’t have the option of saying no. It’s always worked for me very well, not caused offense, and made things easy as they really think you care for them and want to make them feel special for them by cleaning yourself also.

If they can't wash properly sometimes they need to be embarrassed about it to drive the message home. I've had a few clients that have showered but haven't actually washed, I've either shown them the smegma etc or let the smell my hand after rubbing it on them. I've done it in the nicest way possible but they then know it's not okay and are super self conscious about it for future booking and then are super clean and fresh

I Just use condoms. You can catch all sorts through OWO. X

Is that what you meant GG? And it's worth pointing out that none of the things you can catch have anything to do with being dirty or unwashed.

I don't offer unprotected oral, but I still won't put up with filth. If they haven't washed their pubes, balls and arse properly I'm not putting my face near them until they have and I'm happy to tell them that

I am giving them some pleasure with my bread

Autocorrect of the day, though

Autocorrect of the day, though

Oh! That's what it was?!  I thought it was a cockney rhyming slang "bread & honey - money" 

I’ve been doing this for over a decade now and that was definitely the smelliest cock I’ve had near me. I’m sure he would have loved it if I hadn’t washed down below and expected him to perform oral on me :-/
But yeah - I’m going to start being more direct with the stinkers and tell them politely to give it a good clean under their foreskin as they seemed to have missed a bit