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amy

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Re: Clean up after a incall
« Reply #15 on: 25 March 2025, 08:19:28 pm »
Oh Sugar that's awful! There's a carpet foam you can buy which takes it out and gets rid of the smell (I think it's designed for pets, but it ought to do and baking soda works too) and you can have your quilt laundered, but I think I'd likely want to chuck it out too. I pack my bedding away completely for work and now I remember why :(

I can't believe he didn't say anything about this before you got started? At least you could have maybe put some thick towels down or something.
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Fifi

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« Reply #16 on: 26 March 2025, 08:20:56 am »
That's awful.

I'd have turned frosty with him too. I can't hide when I'm pissed off.

Is it worth hiring one of those cleaning devices to fully get the muck out?

He could have at least said. Something I'll be mindful of in future.
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amy

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Re: Clean up after a incall
« Reply #17 on: 26 March 2025, 09:43:38 am »
Quote from: Fifi on 26 March 2025, 08:20:56 am
He could have at least said. Something I'll be mindful of in future.

I have two waterproof mattress protectors on the bed under a fitted sheet so if one needs to come off there's a spare, but the carpet? I thought the days of having to put a tarp down were over when nuru gel fell from favour.
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OverTheHill

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Re: Clean up after a incall
« Reply #18 on: 26 March 2025, 12:32:57 pm »
Oh Sugar!

A similar thing happened to me when a guy literally just started pissing as I was giving him oral!

He was in his 30’s and was truly in shock and apologetic as he didn’t understand why he was suddenly pissing.

I was like ‘WTAF,’ and got off the bed, told him the session was over and he would need to buy me a new duvet.

He did give me money but the duvet had been expensive and I was cross.

I now have a waterproof sheet over my mattress and use a sheet and that’s it. I have no idea why I was using my duvet (even though it had a sheet over it) but lesson learned.

I use Vanish carpet foam if one of my pets is sick and it works well. I think if you use that on the carpet it will take the smell away.

Failing that there is a product you buy that is specifically for removing urine smells from carpets. It’s meant to be for animal urine but I reckon if the Vanish doesn’t work, that product would do the trick. I’ve forgotten the name but I’d imagine an internet search will bring it up.

Poor you! I know how you feel. Even though this happened years ago, I’ll never forget it!
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Romily

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Re: Clean up after a incall
« Reply #19 on: 27 March 2025, 06:51:12 pm »
Sugar , I feel for you .
I had a booking once and the client had a seizure. He peed on my bedding and his piss went through the mattress. It was a disaster. I made him pay for new duvet, new duvet covers and blocked him straight away.

What’s worse is skid marks  :FF
It happened quite a few times…….
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« Reply #20 on: 06 April 2025, 12:46:03 pm »
Over time, we all learn to protect everything in our properties because SOME men can act like toddlers -
yes, I've hadmen break the shower door because they can't work out how it works.
Plus incontenence and shit every where.

Be prepared for everything with waterproof stuff,  disposables,  and lots of towels for mopping up any disaster before it soaks in.

Clients can be unbelievable.
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MuseM

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Re: Clean up after a incall
« Reply #21 on: 10 April 2025, 09:37:43 pm »
Wow this is an eye opener, i work abroad mostly especially in Nordic countries and clients there are very normal and very clean, it is very rare to meet dirty or unkempt people there.
When done i clean them up and usually they try to help, no skid marks, breaking of stuff etc, but when I toured uk and Ireland, jeez the amount of skid marks and dirty towels and not properly flushing restroom, I was traumatised :FF
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amy

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Re: Clean up after a incall
« Reply #22 on: 11 April 2025, 09:56:49 am »
It's also rare to meet dirty and unkempt people here, at least in my experience (although definitely less so in Ireland). It sounds as if you were seriously unlucky wherever it was you went ???
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MuseM

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« Reply #23 on: 11 April 2025, 12:52:54 pm »
I understand what you mean but in my case and other girls I have toured with that wasn't the case and even when you put hygiene in the saafe bar there are so many ladies reporting how dirty clients are and it is alot.
I was in London , Edinburgh, Bristol ,  Ireland , Manchester ( Asian guys were very clean but i was getting lots of guys my age and most are into their appearance , the local guys some were not clean at all) .

But it is well known Nordic people are very well dressed and their hygiene follows but yes in London even charging over 350 an hour the clients were not so clean , of course i had some that were , but the rest were not , Ireland had the dirtiest and many discussions from so many girls, only reason i went there the Irish are super nice and if new you make lots  but uk didn't fare better in terms of hygiene.
Just my opinion and others i have met , talked to etc
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Re: Clean up after a incall
« Reply #24 on: 11 April 2025, 02:46:29 pm »
Quote from: MuseM on 11 April 2025, 12:52:54 pm
when you put hygiene in the saafe bar there are so many ladies reporting how dirty clients are and it is alot.

Of course there are because why would anybody start threads about clients who are clean and polite, and turn up on time and pay without asked and so on? :)
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amy

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Re: Clean up after a incall
« Reply #25 on: 11 April 2025, 03:38:12 pm »
I can only speak for London since it's years since I worked anywhere else, but in the City at least I don't have any difficulties with dirty or smelly punters (West London I would think it's more common, going on very limited experience of punter who travel to me from the other side of town). I charge normal rates though, so maybe I get fewer of the entitled types who think we have to put up with anything because they're paying over the odds.

Back on the thread topic and going back over other posts, I can honestly say I don't think I've ever tied a knot in a condom. I don't even touch them with my bare hands if I can avoid it; I take them off with a wipe and then put the whole lot in a nappy bag and knot that.
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Re: Clean up after a incall
« Reply #26 on: 11 April 2025, 09:00:16 pm »
Quote from: amy on 11 April 2025, 03:38:12 pm
I don't even touch them with my bare hands if I can avoid it; I take them off with a wipe and then put the whole lot in a nappy bag and knot that.

That’s interesting Amy. Do you know the reasons why you avoid touching them ? Is it the texture.
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amy

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Re: Clean up after a incall
« Reply #27 on: 12 April 2025, 01:38:04 pm »
Quote from: CuteElsa on 11 April 2025, 09:00:16 pm
That’s interesting Amy. Do you know the reasons why you avoid touching them ? Is it the texture.

There's only one reason, and that is that used condoms are revolting. I don't need to touch them directly to get them off and dispose of them, so I don't :)
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DBLM

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Re: Clean up after a incall
« Reply #28 on: 13 April 2025, 11:11:44 am »
Quote from: amy on 11 April 2025, 03:38:12 pm
I can honestly say I don't think I've ever tied a knot in a condom. I don't even touch them with my bare hands if I can avoid it; I take them off with a wipe and then put the whole lot in a nappy bag and knot that.

DITTO!
I assumed everyone did this and exactly because who wants to touch it!!!???
Although I use paper kitchen towel cos wet-wipes are also slimy.
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OverTheHill

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Re: Clean up after a incall
« Reply #29 on: 13 April 2025, 12:06:26 pm »
It doesn’t bother me touching a used condom. I just tie them off like a ballooon. If I take them off a toy I’ve used anally on a client, I use wet wipes to slide them off. There have been a couple of occasions where I’ve ended up with dirty fingers.
Luckily, I’m not squeamish  ;D
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