So currently I’m wandering everywhere around London with a suitcase. I go where I have clients asking to see me, and if the hotel charge is reasonable. My question is to ladies who tour: do you carry lots of stuff with you like strap-ons, whips, etc. The other day a gentleman wanted to see me for 2 hours, but required lots of things that I don’t have: 1) a strap-on, 2) a hose pipe to perform an enema 3) a tarp for the bed 4) a spicy, chilli lube. I don’t have any of these things so had to turn him down. I think that they should bring this stuff with them if they want it. I don’t feel that I should buy all this stuff, then also have to lug it around in a suitcase on the off chance that someone requires it during a booking. I’m already carrying around a heavy suitcase. I was kicking myself that I lost a 2-hour booking though. What do people think?

A few thoughts I have…

Yes a hose pipe and tarp is unreasonable to expect ANYONE to have without at least enough warning (a week?) to purchase them. What if he turned out to be a timewaster -you buy all of that crap for him and he doesn’t show !!

So I’d be taking £50-100 upfront if he wanted you to buy anything niche like that. Weird or extreme requests either mean a big deposit more than the cost of the items OR he can bring it himself. If you say those options beforehand then he can make the choice

But- I wouldn’t personally see anyone asking for a enema and I presume a figging service if he asking for chilli lube. No amount of money worth the hygiene issues I have with anything related to poop. Ewww

Don’t beat yourself up about losing a 2 hour booking, others will come along!
And that booking sounded like extremely hard work, other escorts would reasonably charge double their normal rate for entertaining such crazy requests!!

Secondly, I have a hack for avoiding lugging around a big suitcase that you mentioned.
You said you’re in London? If you mainly stay in one city and don’t tour often, for easy more efficient outcalls best advice is sign up to a popular chain gym where you can a) shower between clients without going home and they have hairdryers b) free wifi to answer emails and importantly for you c) free LOCKERS!

Pick a big gym close to transport links, maybe central London? Wherever is better close to work rather than necessarily near your house. Get a padlock to keep it safe

Allows you to just take a smaller handbag with maybe just 1 or 2 spare lingerie sets, extra stockings in case of rip, condoms lube maybe a small toy and travel size makeup. Your main toiletries and towel for showering can stay in the locker, with comfy civvy clothes to go home in. Big holdall bag you can leave in gym for the outfit requests you don’t get so often, with maybe some whips and BDSM stuff.

For escorts with a car this isn’t needed and much better to just leave everything in the boot, but I think people forget with bigger cities are not the easiest places to drive.

I prefer small as possible handbag because you get less questions breezing through the hotel lobby. Rolling a huge suitcase with you isn’t very discreet unless you’re the one checking in lol

You should never have to bring like whole kitchen sink though, I think it’s unreasonable to expect on an outcall. Even with incalls it’s not expected to have EVERY outfit request, so don’t feel the pressure to carry everything all the time !!!

Sorry for the long post

Rereading the post, the gym hack is best for outcalls. If you’re hotel touring less so.

I still think you can get away touring with less stuff.
80% of clients like your basic sex worker outfits, that can fit in a very small bag.

Then bring with you a couple extra things, some edgier kink gear, but a few simple toys is usually enough

My personal non-negotiables are always a good massage oil, simple black heels, stockings in both black and white.
Every time I don’t bring one of those the client will end up asking for it.

Creature comforts when touring more about all the stuff that helps you feel good, remembering the normal clothes that you can wear in your down time and feel casual arriving in, nice smelly stuff, more important than every uniform possible!

Edit: An extra cheap towel or two from Primark is usually the best use of space 

Rereading the post, the gym hack is best for outcalls. If you’re hotel touring less so.

I still think you can get away touring with less stuff.
80% of clients like your basic sex worker outfits, that can fit in a very small bag.

Then bring with you a couple extra things, some edgier kink gear, but a few simple toys is usually enough

My personal non-negotiables are always a good massage oil, simple black heels, stockings in both black and white.
Every time I don’t bring one of those the client will end up asking for it.

Creature comforts when touring more about all the stuff that helps you feel good, remembering the normal clothes that you can wear in your down time and feel casual arriving in, nice smelly stuff, more important than every uniform possible!

Edit: An extra cheap towel or two from Primark is usually the best use of space 

Yeah, I mostly take the stuff you mentioned. I don’t have any toys at the moment, but plan to buy some soon. I bring a few cheap towels I bought from Amazon, just in case I run out. Now I don’t feel so bad missing the booking