Author Topic: Can I get smaller condoms? (shorter not slim or trim) (Read 6658 times)

MEQR · « **on:** 26 March 2011, 06:03:30 pm »

I am trying to find some smaller condoms. Close fit and trim seem to advertise them as being slim, which is not what I need. I need them to be shorter. I have a regular client that I have to be sooo careful with... eg holding onto it as it otherwise slip off. Can anyone recommend what and where I need to buy.

I tend to use Durex extra safe at the moment and also have there Large ones too (just in case) but need to have smaller too. ;-)

x

Anika Mae · « **Reply #1 on:** 26 March 2011, 10:01:27 pm »

Um, how is being shorter going to keep it from slipping off? And how would being slimmer not help? Condoms are designed to be longer than necessary on most penises, so you just don't unroll them all the way if you don't need all the length.

EmilyJones · « **Reply #2 on:** 26 March 2011, 10:23:11 pm »

If it's truly an acorn, I'm afraid that penetrative sex might have to be off the menu for him.

I had a client back in my agency days (the guy who smoked crack, for anyone who's heard me ranting about the insanity of that particular situation

) who had a tiny acorn which was obviously even more shrunken due to his drug use. No condom would possibly stay on - so neither I nor any of the other dozen girls he would book allowed him to do any penetration; it was only handjobs (even blowjobs were tricky cos he had a bit of a tummy and would never lie down cos he was too busy running around the huge apartment checking behind the curtains for aliens or police or something). I mean, of course someone might have allowed him to do unprotected penetration when nobody else was looking, but that's not the point here - basically, he was just too small for condoms.

It reminds me of the issue of clients with erectile dysfunction who insist upon trying to put their limp penis inside you; you end up frantically trying to hold the condom in place while he tries to push his willy in with his fingers. It's just ridiculous and, considering the vast quantity of alternative pleasures available to them, I think a client who insists upon penetration despite the fact that his penis is not large and/or hard enough to safely wear a condom is not a good client.

Perhaps your client is simply unaware of the risks he's pushing you into taking? Try talking to him, maybe, and suggesting oral and hand stuff instead. I'm sure he doesn't enjoy freaking the hell out of you with that slippy condom issue really.

amy · « **Reply #3 on:** 26 March 2011, 10:40:57 pm »

I had a client like that too - his penis was actually quite large/broad and I needed a large size condom just to get one onto him but because there was no length, actual penetration (at least with any sort of movement) was impossible as it was either in or it wasn't. I agree with Emily - it might just be a no-hoper.

The position I've had most success with in this situation is the Asian Cowgirl one (where you have your feet flat); if a client is especially underendowed or if they are overweight (or otherwise much bigger than me - I've only got little legs). It's tiring, but it can be the only one I've had any success with with some where every other position has failed.

MEQR · « **Reply #4 on:** 26 March 2011, 10:59:09 pm »

Thank you for your replies. One of the first things he said was I will warn you now it is small. So I would say maybe an acorn and a half. I tried intercourse, however, while he was having an orgy all on his own I could feel close to nothing and was rather conscious of the condom slipping and it was difficult to hold too as he is rather overweight. As he was thrilled I thought I would try and get some more suitable condoms.

I get your point Anika Mae about the slim/trim ones and have ordered some in case they work better. I was just thinking there may be some all round small condoms rather than just trim, but maybe as you have pointed out that would make no difference to them staying on.

Thanks for you help.

MEQR · « **Reply #5 on:** 26 March 2011, 11:02:03 pm »

Quote from: amy on 26 March 2011, 10:40:57 pm

Asian Cowgirl

Mmm I think I need to google that vision. ;-)

Anika Mae · « **Reply #6 on:** 26 March 2011, 11:14:20 pm »

Quote from: MEQR on 26 March 2011, 10:59:09 pm

I get your point Anika Mae about the slim/trim ones and have ordered some in case they work better. I was just thinking there may be some all round small condoms rather than just trim, but maybe as you have pointed out that would make no difference to them staying on.

They should work better. You might not register the narrowness since it's so short, but it probably is slimmer than the usual and needs a tighter fit. Slim condoms are usually a bit shorter too, but they focus on the width because that's the key bit.

With the issue of it just being so short that if the condoms slides at all it's off, I wonder if it would be worth getting him a gift of a cock ring. Some men use them to stay hard, but they also help hold the condom in place.

MEQR · « **Reply #7 on:** 26 March 2011, 11:24:20 pm »

Quote from: Anika Mae on 26 March 2011, 11:14:20 pm

Quote from: MEQR on 26 March 2011, 10:59:09 pm

With the issue of it just being so short that if the condoms slides at all it's off, I wonder if it would be worth getting him a gift of a cock ring. Some men use them to stay hard, but they also help hold the condom in place.

I did think about that and was planning a trip to the wee local sex shop and then seeing if he fancied trying it. ;-))

Ami · « **Reply #8 on:** 05 November 2013, 12:18:26 am »

Goodness, this happened to me tonight. I thought I 'd seen small ones but I had NO idea they could be this small and I mean TINY... Erect it was approx 2 inches. with huge balls.. Whilst not erect you could barely see anything at all....So weird....No intercourse, was just too small . He has been punting for 6 years as well...what a waste of money!!!

Damn, poor bloke, imagine going through your life with such a tiny dick in such a manly world.... However, he did give it the big I am ego trip, of course :-) The saying is true! I did my best and indulged him as much I could but i was a little taken back.

Night xx

happyhappyjoyjoy · « **Reply #9 on:** 05 November 2013, 12:44:54 am »

Quote from: Ami on 05 November 2013, 12:18:26 am

Goodness, this happened to me tonight. I thought I 'd seen small ones but I had NO idea they could be this small and I mean TINY... Erect it was approx 2 inches. with huge balls.. Whilst not erect you could barely see anything at all....So weird....No intercourse, was just too small . He has been punting for 6 years as well...what a waste of money!!!

Damn, poor bloke, imagine going through your life with such a tiny dick in such a manly world.... However, he did give it the big I am ego trip, of course :-) The saying is true! I did my best and indulged him as much I could but i was a little taken back.

Night xx

I don't think he's wasted his money. Sex is about so much more than intercourse!

Nobody Interesting · « **Reply #10 on:** 05 November 2013, 12:47:22 am »

Quote from: happyhappyjoyjoy on 05 November 2013, 12:44:54 am

Quote from: Ami on 05 November 2013, 12:18:26 am
Goodness, this happened to me tonight. I thought I 'd seen small ones but I had NO idea they could be this small and I mean TINY... Erect it was approx 2 inches. with huge balls.. Whilst not erect you could barely see anything at all....So weird....No intercourse, was just too small . He has been punting for 6 years as well...what a waste of money!!!

Damn, poor bloke, imagine going through your life with such a tiny dick in such a manly world.... However, he did give it the big I am ego trip, of course :-) The saying is true! I did my best and indulged him as much I could but i was a little taken back.

Night xx

I don't think he's wasted his money. Sex is about so much more than intercourse!

Exactly.

Cat_BBW · « **Reply #11 on:** 05 November 2013, 03:15:56 am »

Quote from: Nobody Interesting on 05 November 2013, 12:47:22 am

Quote from: happyhappyjoyjoy on 05 November 2013, 12:44:54 am
Quote from: Ami on 05 November 2013, 12:18:26 am
Goodness, this happened to me tonight. I thought I 'd seen small ones but I had NO idea they could be this small and I mean TINY... Erect it was approx 2 inches. with huge balls.. Whilst not erect you could barely see anything at all....So weird....No intercourse, was just too small . He has been punting for 6 years as well...what a waste of money!!!

Damn, poor bloke, imagine going through your life with such a tiny dick in such a manly world.... However, he did give it the big I am ego trip, of course :-) The saying is true! I did my best and indulged him as much I could but i was a little taken back.

Night xx

I don't think he's wasted his money. Sex is about so much more than intercourse!

Exactly.

And I'm another in agreement. Plus in my experience 'smaller' men generally tend to try harder/have learned various other techniques AND it's much easier to give oral

happyhappyjoyjoy · « **Reply #12 on:** 05 November 2013, 03:21:32 pm »

Id rather this than a monster cock

Ami · « **Reply #13 on:** 05 November 2013, 03:29:20 pm »

Ha! You would think, but he refused to talk, was not interested in cuddles or anything.... In fact he was quite aggressive, I have a bruise on my hip today where he grabbed me so hard.

I'd choose a monster cock anyday over a fat man with an acorn...

happyhappyjoyjoy · « **Reply #14 on:** 05 November 2013, 05:29:46 pm »

Id choose anything over an aggressive client

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MEQR

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