2 days ago I had the strangest client in 4 and a half years of escorting.
First of all, he pissed me off with loads of questions about why I do this, where Im from, how I spend my money, etc etc, I was so close to send him away

After 10 minutes of continuous talking, he asked me when his timing is starting? I almost had a break down

Finally, I got him on the bed, started to give him oral, he kept moving so I knew he was about to cum, I stopped, kissed his chest a bit (he didnt want to kiss me, thanks God- turned his head away when I greeted him at the entrance), then he asked me to lie down and just kept touching my body but in some very odd way, almost annoying.
Then I manage to pop a condom on and made him cum, then another 10 minutes of talking (he booked for 30 minutes lol).
He started to get dressed so slow, I think he did it on purpose. In fact Im sure of that. So I said thanks God when he left 10 minutes past his time and blocked his number straight away

the worse booking Ive ever had