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TheQuietOneHA!

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Re: Clients refusing to shower
« Reply #45 on: 29 July 2019, 08:02:19 pm »
I don't offer OWO, but in the event I get a dodgy armpit one who doesn't want to shower I tell them to wash properly in the basin with hot water, soap and a flannel. They get a better wash that way than standing in the shower with their arms hanging by their sides anyway and so do genitals.

You already posted about the second one weeks ago unless I'm going mad, so you can check back on the answers people have already taken the time to write. If you don't already do so I would make sure you tell them on the phone if showers are compulsory so they can decide whether or not to book and waste everybody's time (it's no good just having it on ads because they don't read them) and I'd add that there's no reason for anybody to see you in your lingerie before they've paid unless.you choose to open the door half-dressed. Nobody sees mine without coughing up first.

I completely forgot about this thread and mentioning it here. Feel free to delete that second post x
« Last Edit: 29 July 2019, 08:05:12 pm by Sophia x »

amy

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Re: Clients refusing to shower
« Reply #46 on: 29 July 2019, 08:11:48 pm »
I've merged it all together, but yes - if you can't remember you already posted something please check first :).

saltysweet

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Re: Clients refusing to shower
« Reply #47 on: 29 July 2019, 11:12:09 pm »

So he got chucked out as well but it’s infuriating them getting inside my house and seeing me in my lingerie and wasting my time like that.

I also covered up before payment. It's not a free show.
Think I mention before if I have a tight schedule and don't want them to shower or doubt their hygiene (a little bit)  I've washed them with a hot soapy flannel cock, balls and ass. It's actually more satisfying as you know they're 200% clean. Takes 3 minutes.
Drizzle some savlon disinfectant on the flannel if you like, (from anonymous looking plastic tube!)
Release your inner nurse!
 
Generally if they're hardcore anti-washing I'd won't do owo. It's up to my discretion. My ad doesn't promise I will. They can presume though....
As they had bad attitudes I would have thrown them out too.
« Last Edit: 29 July 2019, 11:37:25 pm by saltysweet »

TheQuietOneHA!

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Re: Clients refusing to shower
« Reply #48 on: 29 July 2019, 11:57:24 pm »
I also covered up before payment. It's not a free show.
Think I mention before if I have a tight schedule and don't want them to shower or doubt their hygiene (a little bit)  I've washed them with a hot soapy flannel cock, balls and ass. It's actually more satisfying as you know they're 200% clean. Takes 3 minutes.
Drizzle some savlon disinfectant on the flannel if you like, (from anonymous looking plastic tube!)
Release your inner nurse!
 
Generally if they're hardcore anti-washing I'd won't do owo. It's up to my discretion. My ad doesn't promise I will. They can presume though....
As they had bad attitudes I would have thrown them out too.

I love the idea of what you just described in the sense where if you want something done right, best doing it yourself but putting it into practice would make me feel like an absolute fanny 😆

Wiping a grown mans arse and whatever else for him cause he cannie manage to make himself fit for a blow job that HE’S paying for? I mean it’s ridiculous 🤦🏻‍♀️

saltysweet

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Re: Clients refusing to shower
« Reply #49 on: 30 July 2019, 12:15:19 am »
I agree it's ridik, but not all our clients are 'well balanced human beings' :)
Revenge for having to wash someone like a helpless little baby comes in many ways and that could be the shortest blowjob in the world...accidentally on purpose.
« Last Edit: 30 July 2019, 12:21:37 am by saltysweet »

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Re: Clients refusing to shower
« Reply #50 on: 30 July 2019, 12:37:55 am »
I agree it's ridik, but not all our clients are 'well balanced human beings' :)
Revenge for having to wash someone like a helpless little baby comes in many ways and that could be the shortest blowjob in the world...accidentally on purpose.

Sophia ~ she's got a valid point🤷🏼‍♀️.

Salty ~ *scribbles yet another good idea down for the upcoming novel*

What do you think of La Belle Sans Merci as a working title? Yeah, it's been done to .....mort😆but it'd be an insiders joke, oui?
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

saltysweet

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Re: Clients refusing to shower
« Reply #51 on: 30 July 2019, 11:08:47 am »
'The Beautiful Lady Without Mercy' I'm thinking that's probably something to do with the Keats poem Celeste? but we had to study the hilarious slapstick comic talent (not) of poet, Ted Hughes.
« Last Edit: 30 July 2019, 05:37:04 pm by saltysweet »

Ladybug

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Re: Clients refusing to shower
« Reply #52 on: 30 July 2019, 05:08:10 pm »
I had a client not too long ago come see me on his lunch break and tried to tell me he “didn’t have time to shower” there was me thinking he had a full 30 mins (his booking time) well I couldn’t be bothered to argue with him and told him to leave. I make everyone shower and on the rare occasions I’ve allowed it I’ve mostly regretted it and they haven’t had the best service because of their bad hygiene so they miss out. Now I don’t care if they’re “just had one” they can “just have another one” don’t have the patience to baby these men. One went in there and didn’t even unbutton his trousers just unzipped them and thought he could have a 5 second wash in the sink!! Nah I marched his ass right back in there, reminded him why I’d left a towel in there for him and told him I’d see him once he’d finished scrubbing up in the actual shower. Swear these men are just tramps  :-[

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Re: Clients refusing to shower
« Reply #53 on: 30 July 2019, 09:17:04 pm »
I had a client not too long ago come see me on his lunch break and tried to tell me he “didn’t have time to shower” there was me thinking he had a full 30 mins (his booking time) well I couldn’t be bothered to argue with him and told him to leave. I make everyone shower and on the rare occasions I’ve allowed it I’ve mostly regretted it and they haven’t had the best service because of their bad hygiene so they miss out. Now I don’t care if they’re “just had one” they can “just have another one” don’t have the patience to baby these men. One went in there and didn’t even unbutton his trousers just unzipped them and thought he could have a 5 second wash in the sink!! Nah I marched his ass right back in there, reminded him why I’d left a towel in there for him and told him I’d see him once he’d finished scrubbing up in the actual shower. Swear these men are just tramps  :-[

Agreed.

If its anytime after 4/5 it's obvious they've justs finished work. If they don't want to shower i usually ask them politely to leave or offer very restricted services.

No grown man should be babied.

saltysweet

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Re: Clients refusing to shower
« Reply #54 on: 31 July 2019, 08:38:02 pm »
...... Swear these men are just tramps  :-[

 ;D ;D ;D
« Last Edit: 01 August 2019, 07:26:16 pm by saltysweet »

katrina

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Re: Clients refusing to shower
« Reply #55 on: 01 August 2019, 10:56:06 pm »
;D ;D ;D

Yes a 'shower' doesn't always equal being clean!

A request for 'freshening up' is more appropriate, if not then covered oral it is  ::)

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Re: Clients refusing to shower
« Reply #56 on: 06 November 2019, 02:15:31 pm »
Looking at a hundred sp profiles I think it is safe to say the vast majority have long hair and take time to make that hair look lovely for bookings. I also think most sps wear makeup of some description.

My point is that when we get a whiffy bloke and that pong seeps into our hair then the moment he has gone we not only have to strip beds and fumigate the room(s) but hair washing which may involve makeup removal and ffkk sake start all over again is a bloody pain.

If another booking is due within a half or hour of the stinky one buggering off it can spoil all pleasure and good mood for the day.

The men who spend far too long in the shower after the booking get my goat too as it is pretty obvious they are trying to scrub off the memory of what they have just done.  They send my water and electricity bill soaring (not really but seems that way when I am listening to them and looking at my clock)  ::)

I hate that so much
« Last Edit: 06 November 2019, 02:39:53 pm by Porcelain »