I hope that clients who are lurking out there in the forum read this.

Is there any just, just a tiny one, that clients could actually READ what we put on our profiles???

I have had 3 calls today to ask me to work in an area I have CLEARLY advertised as only being available in on Saturday. It's in great big bloody capital letters too!!

    

A fair few do read but alot just collect numbers and quite often don't have a clue who they are ringing.You just got to suck it up,be prepared to answer alot of questions,tell them to go back and read or something inbetween...say a 3 question rule and then invite them to go read and ring back.Its highly annoying though at times when they clearly don't have a clue and from what they are asking for you would not be suitable anyway.Then of course you just get the dicks who have no intention of booking and just get off on ringing round asking silly questions!

Yeah to me you would not try and book a table at a restaurant without knowing the kind of food they serve, where it is located and roughly the price range for a 3 courser but I guess some guys are in more of a rush and just want to fill a hole as soon as possible..I generally find these kind of clients to be prats on the actual booking though.

In many cases I think guys are just lazy and can't be bothered reading full profiles.

In other cases, I think it may be that some girls profiles are very overpowering and unreadable.  By that I mean long paragraphs, full capitals throughout the profile which is difficult to read and many a time with bold writing too.

When I'm bored or looking for ideas I will do a search to find out info and I've got to be honest I don't get any further than the first three lines in some cases, so this could be the same with some of our profiles.  I read somewhere that this sort of thing is normal so I'm happy it's not just me.

Some girls, on their profiles have Full Capitals, Bold Print and Underscore all at the same bit and for line upon line.  That is totally unreadable and not what they think as more outstanding.

I think to make things more readable, a paragraph should consist of three or four lines maximum and not as was years ago, just when you change the subject.

The thing is I can understand the same dayers not wanting to read the big blurb but it takes no effort to scroll down to the rates,location and 'likes'.

Yes, Curvy Girl! What I hate is 'Will you make an exception and see me for an incall?' when I explicitly only offer OUTCALLS!!!

I reckon if I put it in RED FONT 50 they'd still ask!!   

I should reply. 'Yes, why not and we'll let the kids watch!'

I think some, not all, look at our pictures and think "Yes I'd like to fuck that one" scroll down to the phone number and ring. X

That's just plain bloody rude, Berri. Tossers!!

Manners cost nothing. You wouldn't want to see clients like that anyway - so count yourself lucky.