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General Category => Questions and Answers => Topic started by: luciefate on 10 September 2014, 06:02:05 pm
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I hope that clients who are lurking out there in the forum read this.
Is there any just, just a tiny one, that clients could actually READ what we put on our profiles???
I have had 3 calls today to ask me to work in an area I have CLEARLY advertised as only being available in on Saturday. It's in great big bloody capital letters too!!
:FF :FF :FF
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Short answer, no not many x
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A fair few do read but alot just collect numbers and quite often don't have a clue who they are ringing.You just got to suck it up,be prepared to answer alot of questions,tell them to go back and read or something inbetween...say a 3 question rule and then invite them to go read and ring back.Its highly annoying though at times when they clearly don't have a clue and from what they are asking for you would not be suitable anyway.Then of course you just get the dicks who have no intention of booking and just get off on ringing round asking silly questions!
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Yes it's well annoying when they ask basic questions such as a) where do you live and b) do you do incalls and c) how old are you.
I find it quite exasperating.
I understand everybody is busy with their jobs and lives but surely to mentally note or write down a few key pieces of information wouldn't hurt would it.
It is not as if we call up e.g. a florist and ask 'Do you sell flowers' or 'Are you open' etc.
Perhaps punters don't realise how often we get bugged like this. It calls for a lot of patience and tolerance but some weeks I fall short of that. :P
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Yeah to me you would not try and book a table at a restaurant without knowing the kind of food they serve, where it is located and roughly the price range for a 3 courser but I guess some guys are in more of a rush and just want to fill a hole as soon as possible..I generally find these kind of clients to be prats on the actual booking though.
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It is not as if we call up e.g. a florist and ask 'Do you sell flowers' or 'Are you open' etc.
not we, but you never know.
normal businesses get calls like that not only us think about call centre jobs... dealing with idiots all days.. 'are you open' is a basic question compared to what some people can ask...
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In many cases I think guys are just lazy and can't be bothered reading full profiles.
In other cases, I think it may be that some girls profiles are very overpowering and unreadable. By that I mean long paragraphs, full capitals throughout the profile which is difficult to read and many a time with bold writing too.
When I'm bored or looking for ideas I will do a search to find out info and I've got to be honest I don't get any further than the first three lines in some cases, so this could be the same with some of our profiles. I read somewhere that this sort of thing is normal so I'm happy it's not just me.
Some girls, on their profiles have Full Capitals, Bold Print and Underscore all at the same bit and for line upon line. That is totally unreadable and not what they think as more outstanding.
I think to make things more readable, a paragraph should consist of three or four lines maximum and not as was years ago, just when you change the subject.
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OMG this is what annoys me most!!!
I spend so much time writing my profile, editing it daily to keep it fresh, I put so much information on there about me and I get
"Where do you live" - My profile says states this!!
"how much do you charge" - again my profile at the bottom
My fav them "do you do anal" me " have you read my likes list?" Them "yer" me "well then you will see I don't offer anal" them "do you do cum in mouth" me "seriously, just go read my profile"
As on there is states I don't!!!
Why are they so stupid, why cant they read it, just the first bit will do, that will give you all the info you need, the rest well is embellishments.
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The thing is I can understand the same dayers not wanting to read the big blurb but it takes no effort to scroll down to the rates,location and 'likes'.
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I hope that clients who are lurking out there in the forum read this.
Is there any just, just a tiny one, that clients could actually READ what we put on our profiles???
I have had 3 calls today to ask me to work in an area I have CLEARLY advertised as only being available in on Saturday. It's in great big bloody capital letters too!!
:FF :FF :FF
Don't get me started. My profile CLEARLY says in capital letters that I have a day job, so initial contact by text/message/email is preferable. Now the fact that I have a day job should cover that I'm not available for daytime bookings most of the time. Have you any idea how many missed calls I get at 11am on weekdays for example wanting immediate bookings? Sometimes I feel bad, like I'm missing business, but then I think if the guy can't be bothered to actually read my profile, how serious is he about booking anyway.
Then there are the incall requests despite my profile clearly stating outcall only..... :FF :FF :FF
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Yes, Curvy Girl! What I hate is 'Will you make an exception and see me for an incall?' when I explicitly only offer OUTCALLS!!!
I reckon if I put it in RED FONT 50 they'd still ask!! :FF
I should reply. 'Yes, why not and we'll let the kids watch!'
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Im amazed they know how to find us on a website in the first place.
To read and remember our relivent details for booking is just to much for us expect clearly!
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I think some, not all, look at our pictures and think "Yes I'd like to fuck that one" scroll down to the phone number and ring. X
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People not reading my profile drive me insane. It doesn't seem a hard thing to do.
What I really hate is when I inform them that I cam only do outcalls they put the phone down, no goodbye, anything. Just straight to phone down.
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That's just plain bloody rude, Berri. Tossers!!
Manners cost nothing. You wouldn't want to see clients like that anyway - so count yourself lucky.
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This is how I feel so far today :FF Do clients not bother reading what so ever. Put my availability at 1pm till late and what do I get? So far a phone call "will you be doing incalls on Sunday?"...well does it say I'll be doing incalls Sunday... NO!
Call this morning around 10.30am "Hi are you available asap?".... No I am available from 1pm as stated on my profile FFS!!!!
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Ah yes.Clients always seem to assume you are constantly sat there in your undercrackers waiting especially for just them personally to entertain them in 10 minutes time.It makes no difference even if you put appointment only and ask for notice.All you can do is politely say yay or nay.
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Ah yes.Clients always seem to assume you are constantly sat there in your undercrackers waiting especially for just them personally to entertain them in 10 minutes time.
I know never ceases to amaze me how stupid men really are ... What about the ones who say ' Do I have to make an appointment ' ?? :FF
"No No of course not !!! Always lying on the bed ready me !!!"
I actually said that to a guy one day in devilment after a few stupid phone calls one after the other ..... He said ' Ooh are you really love that's good '
Ffs I seriously wonder the mentality of some of these men I really do :-\
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I have to bite my tongue alot.Yeah just swing by you can stand in the queue and wait for me to shout 'Next!!!'
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Hahaha like yeah, form an orderly que outside of the door. I really have to bite my tongue too at times.
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Do they think they are going to the Post Office ..... ??
' Customer Number 4 Please ' ;D ;D
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I think its mainly parlour punter type mentality or simply they want to stick their willy in something female er like now!
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Some guys don't understand we need to run by appointments to plan our day we don't have unlimited time to spend or waste.
A punter was half an hour early yesterday but he had never seen an escort before - perhaps he thinks we don't have a schedule at all. It was just as well I was all dressed up and ready to whirl. Only just mind.
I like to be ready half an hour in advance to gear myself up anyway and get a bit turned on too in readiness if there is time ....
A great deal of the job entails admin and being on call and waiting around for emails and texts and calls and in that time we can't go off and do anything else and I think this is rarely taken into consideration by guys as 'work' time.
I don't have an i phone either as I am not into technical whatsoever so that means I am quite literally stuck indoors for unimaginable lengths of time especially when the weeks are slack like the past two. It is the quietest two I have had in months.
I think I have gone off the point of the thread here somewhat but yes some men are very loose with their interpretation of appointment times!
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I think some don't see it as our job thats why. Its shits and giggles for them and some will just think its like pin momey we do it for ad that it's not our main source of income so we don't run it like a proper business.