i'm not sure braces and escorting go hand in hand.  maybe im wrong though.

I always feared the 'myth' that braces arent good for fellatio...as it could be quite unpleasant   

I'm not ashamed to say Ive had all sorts done ! teeth, boobs, botox,fillers!!!

I think ten ton of botox  a week and fillers ,both of them. I said to the woman that does mine, I want to look like Danni, with no movement at all and an ice queen forhead! she said to achieve that look its every couple of weeks , I can only stretch to every six months! i had a really annoying frown  line up the middle of my forhead that botox wouldn't shift, so had "Rystaline" filler . its great and is still working 18 months later .If i had had a better Xmas business wise , I would have more! the problem is , you  can see it fading away and looking like the Ice queen on the Brothers Grim film ( Heath Ledger/Matt Damon)  when her spell wasn't working!!
Ive got an old style boob job ( armpit incision, silicon oil ,USA patent) .I have had them nearly 15 years without a days problem.
Not sure about face  surgery as in knife, in case i end up like something not right! ,but hey,never say never! 

Botox is nothing love!! i have been having it a few years now and at first I was well scared, but seriously its better that hep b! its knocked ten years off me and that's good for earning potential!! Your probably a wee bit young!!

I'm with Anika - don't do the filing thing - seriously, for one thing it will take months for them to settle  down, so pain when you eat, drink, give bj, breath in cold air through your mouth. This is because you remove the tooth enamel which protects your the nerves in your teeth, remove them and you have sensitive teeth for months. I had two health teeth filed down to secure a permanent bridge for a missing tooth and suffered for 8-9 month for it.


Joey is right with the invisalign, I have no idea how much it costs and it takes a while, but I have seen the results and they are really good without looking too artificial.
http://www.creatingbeautifulsmiles.co.uk/invisalign.aspx?gclid=COSyzqyU-5cCFQLolAodDFr6DQ

Dont worry, its unlikely i will ever be able to afford it.  that invsalign is the thing i've heard of instead of braces.  But i need to look in to it, if braces are more successful or quicker it might just be worth doing. 

Lex, leave your teeth alone FFS - my front ones are crooked as f*ck and clients like them (because the rest of my face is a bit big-eyed and cutey, like Anikas even though she is MUCH prettier than me). No sod cares, honest.

   you are hilarious! Im sure it helps to know that our teeth arent bringing us down (why would it anyway    But with me I have to get mine fixed because it was a chip down to the nerve, then a root canal which left it open...so now I have to crown it asap!

By the way, glad to see you back again Amy