Hi,

I dont want to go off track here, but I wanted to ask a couple of things both of which are really important.

I was on call last night for the agency but never got any work. I have a boy mate who I see intimately (nothing to do with my work whatsoever) so he came over for a few hours for some fun. He is the only guy I may add that I ever do bareback with.

With clients, I ALWAYS use condoms, but never any lube. I never seem to have any problems either e.g. urine infections etc. Last night, me and my friend went in with no foreplay as it had been a while since we saw each other, but after a while I started to dry up. I remember I had a bottle of flavoured Ann Summers lube... but as soon as I put it on, it started to burn. It was really sore actually. However, he was also quite well endowed. Anyway, my labia is the size of I dont know what this morning and it wont go down and is VERY sore. I washed it carefully in the shower with no scented products in the hope of getting away any traces of semen, lube etc. It is still sore now though. What could have caused this and is there any way of bringing down the swelling and pain? I am working later, and I dont want to be screaming in agony if I get a booking and a client tries to put it in.

I also have a question regarding gag reflexes and blowjobs... again, both got a bit carried away last night and I took the whole of his cock in my mouth so it hit the back of my throat. My gag reflex set in immediately and I was sick everywhere. I was so embarressed to say the least.

Have any of you ever been sick whilst giving a deepthroat BJ and is there anyway of controlling it? 

Thanks I dont have a bath in my place though would you believe! Just a shower. I am being careful with not touching it and just hoping tonight I dont get a booking... knowing my luck, I will! :-/ x

I know, I dont know what possessed me to buy flavoured lube... tastes revolting anyway! 

Currently been sitting with a freezing cold compress on my bits, still swollen like a balloon though

Cheers Lady Lust as for the how do I know bit, I have known him long enough that he's not an idiot, and if my STI results would show different down there, I would have nothing more to do with him!

Well pleased to say my labia bits have shrunk back to a relatively normal size but by God it hurts when I sneeze or go for a pee still! 

You've obviously had a reaction to the lube I've had that happen before. It will probably become irritated and sore again even the skin splitting if you have a client that wants sex then you are back to square one.It's better to rest and let it heal.

Anyway, my labia is the size of I dont know what this morning and it wont go down and is VERY sore. I washed it carefully in the shower with no scented products in the hope of getting away any traces of semen, lube etc. It is still sore now though. What could have caused this and is there any way of bringing down the swelling and pain?

Im glad to read this has now gone down.  I had something very similar in the new year , the swollen lips can be just a bit of bruising ( as im sure it was in your case as its gone by itself without treatment)  , but theres something else you can get called a  Bartholins-cyst

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Bartholins-cyst/Pages/Symptoms.aspx

Basically its a blockage in the gland where our natural "lube2 comes from , and ist quite common and normal.....knowing that its "normal" didnt stop me going into a complete panic mode though as i heard all sorts of horror stories about women having to have it surgically popped ect ( ouch !!) .

My left lip was poking out of my bits and VERY sore , hurt to walk , sit down , sex work was deffo OUT of the question. I treat it at home in the end after reading some online advice , so do try this if you suspect one ......its good to attack it fast before it gets massivly swollen and puts you out of action for sex-work for days/weeks .....


buy as many huge bags of salt as you can and bath in warm-hot salt baths as many times a day as you can manage , it helps to draw the infection out.

get some "brudiolleine" antiseptic cream and TCP from chemist. MIx a few drops TCP in with a good blob of the cream , apply to a round flat cotton pad and place it over the affected area ( the gland is actually on the outside of your lip and not the inside wall of your vagina - you will prob be bale to "feel" where the blockage is due to the pain there!!) , leave overnight.

Id had the blasted thing for over a week , misdiagnosed by a doctor who said "bruising" ( wrong!!) , the first night i did the cream + TCP method  , when i woke up in the morn it had popped ( gross i know) , with a huge relief of pain /pressure . one more nigth of salt bath + treatment it was gone and everything was "back to normal"

I know this is gross story but just getting it out there as my doc got it wrong and id never heard of a Bartholins-cyst in my 35 years either !!

I also forgot to mention that i realised my "blockage" had come about from a sesh where id used LUBE. Im sure lube use is perfect conditions for these cysts to come up ............I only use lube if i really have to , lucky most of my clients know how to lick pussy and turn a girl on , but those who wont lick pusy and have huge cocks is when the lube has to come out.