Thank you Anika, I am slowly untwisting my knickers.

And I am glad and disapointed at the same time that you locked benharvey's other post. My finger are twitching to type a heated response and I am sure I am not the only one.

Benharvey please take Anika's advice and try the punter boards and if I come across you there I may be in a different frame of mind towards your questions.

I don't think you have read many posts here or your superior intellect (lol) would have picked up on the fact that we don't take kindly to men trying to extoll their attributes and sexual prowess and try to sell themselves on here.

I read most of your post, unfortunately, and there is only one thing I would add to what was said; that it is not the right attitude to belittle your competition, what do you know about what appeals to women? Who are you to judge these other guys?

Please pause and take a reality check!

I too have had these wonders of male prowess, regale me with their feats of of sexual acts to defy all that have come before and since, and my first question is this: "Do you pitch, or do you catch?" Usually met with a blank stare, I then clarify with a more graphic visual, "Do you take it up the ass, and do you suck cock?" This is about as far as that conversation gets. Guys, just don't get it, women don't need to pay for sex!

Oh and there is a series from the US on HBO-called HUNG, and it too is about a well hung loser who becomes an escort. I did groan when I saw it. Banging my head against the table in despair.

I sat through the entire series and dire is an apt description for the entire show, there were some funny moments, but of course being this is an American show and there is a bit of reluctance to deal with too much reality, like the fact that the majority of his clients would be men! Although it did show him giving loads of it away for free, once to the neighbors wife, to get the guy to stop pestering him about the rebuilding of his house. Oh and his kids are a disaster, the son who is a goth discovers he is  gay. The daughter is a door mat to her totally unattractive manipulative boyfriend. The ex-wife's husband is broke, the dog died. Be happy you did not subject yourself further to this show.