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Shewolf

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A level?
« on: 02 January 2016, 05:36:33 pm »
What does A level mean? Apparently I offer it hahahaha x
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Angie.B.x

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Re: A level?
« Reply #1 on: 02 January 2016, 05:42:27 pm »
It means Anal lol  ;D xx
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Re: A level?
« Reply #2 on: 02 January 2016, 05:42:38 pm »
Anal.
Or you're reasonably qualified (to do anal).
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Shewolf

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Re: A level?
« Reply #3 on: 02 January 2016, 05:43:43 pm »
Oh gawd help me

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Re: A level?
« Reply #4 on: 02 January 2016, 05:47:09 pm »
It would maybe help to look up the meanings of terms before you agree to it ;)

Personally there is no amount of money that could convince me that it's a good idea. Can deal with some tongue over the general area but nothing is going in there. Trying it once in my life was enough.
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Kay

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Re: A level?
« Reply #5 on: 02 January 2016, 07:44:26 pm »
Seriously?!
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Shewolf

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Re: A level?
« Reply #6 on: 02 January 2016, 07:53:40 pm »
Quote from: KayHerts on 02 January 2016, 07:44:26 pm
Seriously?!

No, I posted it for a joke.

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amy

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Re: A level?
« Reply #7 on: 02 January 2016, 08:02:35 pm »
Yes, it's another prime example of a twee, stupid euphemism which serves no purpose (a little like 'escort', in fact :)) and it makes me wince every time I see it.

But yes, don't claim to offer services if you don't know what they are (and I've had my share of research to do when I've been to other countries who use different terms). Nobody's expected to be born knowing all this crap but it's better to leave it off altogether than mislead people.
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Shewolf

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Re: A level?
« Reply #8 on: 02 January 2016, 08:11:57 pm »
I didn't realise I'd ticked it to be honest....
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: A level?
« Reply #9 on: 02 January 2016, 10:17:01 pm »
I'm slightly confused here.
I got my baccalaur?at passed with flying honours.
Translation for baccalaur?at is A Levels indeed.
I've always been confused as to why the English call it A Levels, maybe I'm not that smart after all if I don't get it. Could someone enlighten me?
 Now as to this thread I'm even more confused, can't quite figure out is it a joke or isn't it?
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Re: A level?
« Reply #10 on: 02 January 2016, 10:36:23 pm »
Quote from: Charlotte-Paris on 02 January 2016, 10:17:01 pm
I'm slightly confused here.
I got my baccalaur?at passed with flying honours.
Translation for baccalaur?at is A Levels indeed.
I've always been confused as to why the English call it A Levels, maybe I'm not that smart after all if I don't get it. Could someone enlighten me?
 Now as to this thread I'm even more confused, can't quite figure out is it a joke or isn't it?

Charlotte, with the best will in the world, if you've got that many qualifications you ought to be able to grasp what a euphemism is and why people use them. You should also be able to figure out that just because many industry terms are familiar to you, they won't necessarily be to newbies.

I have five GCSEs and whilst I don't call anal anything other than anal (possibly because I'm not English), I can just about work out that both start with A and some people - for whatever reason including thinking they're being polite - are incapable of just getting to the point and using plain adult language :).
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Kay

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Re: A level?
« Reply #11 on: 02 January 2016, 10:39:06 pm »
Quote from: Charlotte-Paris on 02 January 2016, 10:17:01 pm
I'm slightly confused here.
I got my baccalaur?at passed with flying honours.
Translation for baccalaur?at is A Levels indeed.
I've always been confused as to why the English call it A Levels, maybe I'm not that smart after all if I don't get it. Could someone enlighten me?
 Now as to this thread I'm even more confused, can't quite figure out is it a joke or isn't it?

It's just meant to be a 'funny' euphemism linked to the old UK exams systems - 'O' levels for 16 year olds (oral) and 'A' levels for 18 year olds (anal).
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Re: A level?
« Reply #12 on: 03 January 2016, 08:45:07 am »
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It's just meant to be a 'funny' euphemism linked to the old UK exams systems - 'O' levels for 16 year olds (oral) and 'A' levels for 18 year olds (anal).

I remember these terms being used back in the mists of time, when advertising wasn't as explicit as it is now. Before the internet, when sex workers advertised on cards in newsagents, these euphemisms used to be discreet ways of stating your speciality or USP: "A-Level Tuition", "Large black chest for sale" etc. French Polishing and Corrective Services were supposed to spare the blushes of the innocent walking past, and had no T&A images the way they later turned up in phone boxes.

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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: A level?
« Reply #13 on: 03 January 2016, 01:22:49 pm »
Quote from: KayHerts on 02 January 2016, 10:39:06 pm
Quote from: Charlotte-Paris on 02 January 2016, 10:17:01 pm
I'm slightly confused here.
I got my baccalaur?at passed with flying honours.
Translation for baccalaur?at is A Levels indeed.
I've always been confused as to why the English call it A Levels, maybe I'm not that smart after all if I don't get it. Could someone enlighten me?
 Now as to this thread I'm even more confused, can't quite figure out is it a joke or isn't it?

It's just meant to be a 'funny' euphemism linked to the old UK exams systems - 'O' levels for 16 year olds (oral) and 'A' levels for 18 year olds (anal).

Oh thanks for explaining:)))) now I get the euphemism:)
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Re: A level?
« Reply #14 on: 03 January 2016, 01:30:37 pm »
a-levels are self explanatory but why do they call a Tit f**k ..Russian? Do they think they invented this pastime?
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