eating somebody's faeces?

God take me now.

Not eating feces, just tonguing their arse. Butts are a surprisingly clean thing if you wash them proper, wouldn't do it to a client though.

Don't worry Shewolf when a client asked me if I did A-levels I said yes. Thought he was looking for someone who was educated.

I'm still new to this game and had to google PSE yesterday " Porn star experience" and " Cream pie" in regards  the " Cream pie" I wish  I hadn't .    maybe I'm a prude. Different strokes for different folks.

Genuinely not laughing at you here but isn't it funny how prudish some of us can be?
Reminded me of a hypnotist show I saw a few years ago with a few friends, one of whom was a wg. 
The hypnotist picked my friend and once under, handed all the poor victims various dildos among other items and asked them to reveal their feelings for the item.  Well needless to say she got a sex toy.  She went mad shouting to get that filth away from her. She didn't have sex and how date they be so disrespectful to a lady.
Sorry to deviate but it did make me giggle she wolf when you said that cos it reminded me of this

Got this email:
'Are you available Tuesday around midnight...
Come and give me an good GFE+anal....and you will receive delicous orgasms given by me...a sexy were nice good looking Dane +40 with great SC experience.....😉😉...
Hope to see you...'

What is SC?

Sexual Compensation. (For the fact that my personality is awful.)
Service Comparison. (I will give you a breakdown of how you I rate you compared to the other escorts I have seen.)
Smelly Crotch. (I like to see you enjoy my natural musky aroma.)

Ok, I don't know. I don't know what it means. Anyone?

haha! Brilliant! Errrrr...Small Cock? (don't know what would be great about that though). The guy wanted me to see him at mid night. I think not mate.