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Carla

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A confession I have to share
« on: 21 January 2009, 06:27:06 pm »
Ok, so I will keep this brief.

Today, I saw one of my favourite clients- he is lovely, absolutely lovely- a real gentleman. He is also quite a bit older than me....

Today, while we were sitting having a chat and a cup of tea, I was listening to him and in a moment of what can only be described as freudianly weird and highly distressing, I thought "ahhh. You are so sweet. I wish you were my grandpa".

OH.MY.GOD. What the hell is wrong with me?!?!??!?!?!?! :o

I must have done a cartoon-style judder of my head when I came back to reality and realised quite what this thought entailed, because he actually said "are you ok?!" and I just squeaked "yes!" and composed myself again.

Do I need to go and talk to a psychologist?! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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celebate

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Re: A confession I have to share
« Reply #1 on: 21 January 2009, 07:03:05 pm »
hahahaha!! That's actually hillarious!

I had a regular who I realised was so like my dad and had to make my excuses to end it!
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brandy@saafe

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Re: A confession I have to share
« Reply #2 on: 21 January 2009, 07:04:03 pm »
Well, you know what they say. That we always look for our dad in our partner/mate. In your case you just like really older men,lol.  ;D
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: A confession I have to share
« Reply #3 on: 21 January 2009, 07:09:54 pm »
Wow...see, thats one of the reasons I find it hard to date my own race. Im sure someone will probably want to tell me off, but I dont care. Its just my own unique perception. Reason being is, I grew up around 5 men and only 1 woman, mom. And Im a guy, just to remind you.  and very few of my clients even happen to be my race, ha...so its rare that I see them in that light. i'd be freaked even to meet a guy who came close to that.
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brandy@saafe

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Re: A confession I have to share
« Reply #4 on: 21 January 2009, 07:34:37 pm »
Quote from: JoeyR on 21 January 2009, 07:09:54 pm
Wow...see, thats one of the reasons I find it hard to date my own race. Im sure someone will probably want to tell me off, but I dont care. Its just my own unique perception. Reason being is, I grew up around 5 men and only 1 woman, mom. And Im a guy, just to remind you.  and very few of my clients even happen to be my race, ha...so its rare that I see them in that light. i'd be freaked even to meet a guy who came close to that.

What does race have to do with thinking a bloke reminds somebody of their grandad??
I would love to delve into your mind sometime. See what the hell different tangents it goes off in.  :)
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lexienight

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Re: A confession I have to share
« Reply #5 on: 21 January 2009, 07:40:11 pm »
Quote from: Carla on 21 January 2009, 06:27:06 pm

Do I need to go and talk to a psychologist?! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Bloody hell dont do that, can you imagine what they would make of it.  Just tell us, as long as you dont mind that i just laughed out loud reading it.  Bless you.  and him.  quite sweet in a vile kinda way.    ;)

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Sasha

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Re: A confession I have to share
« Reply #6 on: 21 January 2009, 07:42:16 pm »
Quote from: brandy@saafe on 21 January 2009, 07:34:37 pm
I would love to delve into your mind sometime. See what the hell different tangents it goes off in.  :)

I don't think I'd want to know what goes on in Joey's mind... :P
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: A confession I have to share
« Reply #7 on: 21 January 2009, 08:10:24 pm »
Quote from: brandy@saafe on 21 January 2009, 07:34:37 pm
What does race have to do with thinking a bloke reminds somebody of their grandad??
I would love to delve into your mind sometime. See what the hell different tangents it goes off in.  :)

Its not the race factor, its a combination of also being a guy. I mean wouldnt you feel the same if you met a woman who reminded you of your mom, or grandma? Of course there wont anything intimate involved because the sexuality is different...but you get what Im saying. Maybe me and Carla are the only ones  :D
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lexienight

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Re: A confession I have to share
« Reply #8 on: 21 January 2009, 08:16:09 pm »
Quote from: brandy@saafe on 21 January 2009, 07:34:37 pm

I would love to delve into your mind sometime. See what the hell different tangents it goes off in.  :)

No dont Brandy, we need you here and i'm worried youd get lost in there  ;D
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brandy@saafe

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Re: A confession I have to share
« Reply #9 on: 21 January 2009, 08:36:45 pm »
Quote from: JoeyR on 21 January 2009, 08:10:24 pm

Its not the race factor, its a combination of also being a guy. I mean wouldnt you feel the same if you met a woman who reminded you of your mom, or grandma? Of course there wont anything intimate involved because the sexuality is different...but you get what Im saying. Maybe me and Carla are the only ones  :D

I guess I can't identify, as I'm not attracted to my sex. But as Carla talks about a guy, how are you and her of the same mind?

See, tangents.

Quote from: lexie on 21 January 2009, 08:16:09 pm

No dont Brandy, we need you here and i'm worried youd get lost in there  ;D

Pmsl... :D
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cassie

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Re: A confession I have to share
« Reply #10 on: 21 January 2009, 11:44:05 pm »
I have to say I don't really get that either Joey, lol, unless I went with the cliche that all black men look the same (...and before someone says anything, that's not what I believe, lol)

Carla, your cry for help there did make me laugh, but being serious for a minute, as long as you were not actually having the grandad thought at the same time as you were having sex or fondling him, I don't see anything wrong with that kind of thinking.
xx
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: A confession I have to share
« Reply #11 on: 21 January 2009, 11:49:58 pm »
Quote from: cassie on 21 January 2009, 11:44:05 pm
I have to say I don't really get that either Joey, lol, unless I went with the cliche that all black men look the same...

Im mixed with black, white and american indian...where do you get that from?
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LondonEvie

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Re: A confession I have to share
« Reply #12 on: 22 January 2009, 12:03:57 am »


 Grandpa... At least you didn't moan that during sex. That would have been priceless :)

Was it Robin Williams talking about how you should 'never moan your doctors name during a prostate check.'
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Re: A confession I have to share
« Reply #13 on: 22 January 2009, 12:21:08 am »
Quote from: JoeyR on 21 January 2009, 11:49:58 pm
Quote from: cassie on 21 January 2009, 11:44:05 pm
I have to say I don't really get that either Joey, lol, unless I went with the cliche that all black men look the same...

Im mixed with black, white and american indian...where do you get that from?

Just this little devil in me Joey, but if you are such a mixture, what did you mean about having problems dating your own race?  ::) ???
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Ricardo

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Re: A confession I have to share
« Reply #14 on: 22 January 2009, 12:48:19 am »
Hi Joey,

Being of mixed parentage like myself, what race don't you date?  Never thought of it that way before?

Interesting perception ;-)
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