Author Topic: 'Career' over before it's really started? (Read 8196 times)

Anika Mae · « **Reply #15 on:** 17 July 2010, 10:59:36 am »

Oh god I didn't even mean enemas. I had a client who decided at 61 that he wanted to get into bum play, so I told him how I always had an enema if I was doing anal and he bought one for himself and used it before every booking. Brilliant. I got sick of having to run and wash my hands with other guys though, so now I avoid that stuff if I can.

My fantasy sign was just referring to sticking a finger a little way in while you're washing to make sure at least the entrance is clean. Really, if you want someone else to put their finger in later it's the least you can do.

EmilyJones · « **Reply #16 on:** 17 July 2010, 11:21:00 am »

Quote from: Anika Mae on 17 July 2010, 01:04:11 am

It's a shame you just couldn't get away with printing out instructions and sticking them prominently in the bathroom, though.

IMPORTANT PRE-SEX SHOWERING INSTRUCTIONS FOR MEN

You must clean every part of your body with soap. Pay special attention to:
Your armpits;
Your entire inner thigh-crotch region;
Your bumcrack. Wash this even if you don't like bum play. If you do like bum play, wash your bum;
Your penis. Make sure you pull back your foreskin completely, cover the area with soap and wash the soap off.

Thank you. Please enjoy your stay.

The only problem I can see with this sign is getting it sufficiently laminated so it can go right in the shower, face-to-face with anyone in it. *clicks print*

Dani · « **Reply #17 on:** 17 July 2010, 11:32:25 am »

I am so printing this off. I get a new apartment in Septemeber and this is being laminated and stuck on the shower wall. Now to get it printed on A3 paper so they cannot miss it

*amber* · « **Reply #18 on:** 17 July 2010, 02:37:30 pm »

with a neon arrow pointing directly at it!

Dani · « **Reply #19 on:** 17 July 2010, 02:59:04 pm »

I was thinking more of inset flashing lights all around

css3456 · « **Reply #20 on:** 17 July 2010, 10:59:56 pm »

Hilarious. You guys are great!

M · « **Reply #21 on:** 18 July 2010, 02:57:58 am »

I've gotten from another ad I have up, among the responses, from a guy who says he's intrigued by my ad but doesn't know if I am all I represent myself to be. I just trashed his email although I was tempted to give a biting response, maybe I'm getting too worked up over these characters but when I read his email I was insulted - the guy in an indirect way is calling me a liar. Why he thinks that would be the right foot to get things going is beyond me, and if he thinks I'm some phony/liar/whatever then why does he even bother contacting me? I'm getting pretty steamed by some of these emails to the point where I have a feeling of dread before opening each one wondering what insults/nastiness I may see. I know it's probably nothing personal, that these guys likely have their own issues and baggage (I understand that having those myself) but it does have an effect.

*amber* · « **Reply #22 on:** 18 July 2010, 04:36:28 am »

They are just trying to manipulate you into begging for their custom. These guys are scum and do not deserve your energy. Believe me we have all had them at one point or another so please do not take it personally (easier said then done).

Kisses

Amber

Miss Jameson · « **Reply #23 on:** 18 July 2010, 06:24:51 am »

OMFG, my eyes are burning from your responses. Reading your posts guys is like one stand-up routine after another.

Ms. Midori, you scare me too. Getting in the car with the strange guys? I think you raised my blood pressure about 20 points.

I second the notion for a shower at the beginning of all meetings. But what I do in an effort to preserve the sexy, I start undressing, and say something like, 'I need a shower, care to join me?' On a hot day, or if he or I have to commute far, I have been known to run a nice bath with neutral smelling essential oils, and scrub him like a mad woman (especially if I smelled him before we got started), and give him a BJ in the tub once he's all nice and clean. And mouthwash. Make sure you bring some on every date. The yuckmouths seem to be the only ones who like to kiss. LOL

As far as your stalker is concerned, I agree, just block him. Make sure you have a few etiquette tips in your ads so they know how to treat you. But don't be so bossy about it. Try to be as clever in your delivery as possible. Being too nit-picky in your delivery comes across as you're having a hard time with this (never let them see you sweat! But this is where you come when you are.

). No matter where you advertise, there are dangers everywhere. And don't be afraid not to take an appointment from an asshole. You are not advertising to prove you are who you are.

And be careful out there Lady!

amy · « **Reply #24 on:** 18 July 2010, 10:54:37 am »

Quote from: Miss Jameson on 18 July 2010, 06:24:51 am

Ms. Midori, you scare me too. Getting in the car with the strange guys? I think you raised my blood pressure about 20 points.

Yeah, me too - not clever. PLEASE don't do that again - there are sites all over the place including this one with many tips on safeguarding your personal security and well being, and not getting into strangers cars is likely to be on Page One of most of them. You don't have to nippy about it, just politely refuse and explain why - any decent punter will understand perfectly.

Quote from: Miss Jameson on 18 July 2010, 06:24:51 am

No matter where you advertise, there are dangers everywhere. And don't be afraid not to take an appointment from an asshole. You are not advertising to prove you are who you are.

There are always going to be site which are more 'low rent' alongside the fancier ones, but the idiots come in all shapes, sizes and from all backgrounds. I don't advertise on Vivastreet or use the Sport because I lack the patience to wade through the multitude of timewasters and wankers, but I know other ladies (made of sterner stuff than me

) find them good for business. But like the lady said - if you really don't like the sound of them, don't see them. If even talking to them or reading their emails is making you cringe, what do you think being alone in a room with them is going to be like? There are nice punters everywhere and you don't need these ones.

Quote from: Anika Mae on 17 July 2010, 01:04:11 am

IMPORTANT PRE-SEX SHOWERING INSTRUCTIONS FOR MEN

You must clean every part of your body with soap. Pay special attention to:
Your armpits;
Your entire inner thigh-crotch region;
Your bumcrack. Wash this even if you don't like bum play. If you do like bum play, wash your bum;
Your penis. Make sure you pull back your foreskin completely, cover the area with soap and wash the soap off.

Thank you. Please enjoy your stay.

I would like to add to this Please do not wash your knob with anything that says 'Clinique' (yep, lesson learnt on that one $:-\$ . And why do some of them wash their knob but not their pubes? Urgh.

M · « **Reply #25 on:** 18 July 2010, 06:23:45 pm »

*amber* - I agree, I think (would be) clients like that are using "The Mystery Method" from what I've heard of it type of approach, psychological warfare tactics - to insult/act completely indifferent to throw a woman off guard and shake her confidence in herself so that in a bid to get it back she will sleep with/bend over backwards for the guy to validate herself. I had another emailer who told me my pictures were "gross" which I know for a FACT were not - I was not in any graphic position and I was wearing tasteful lingerie which covered up as much as a decent bikini.

Yes, I will get serious and professional about being careful from now on, but I guess old habits die hard, y'know? When you have nothing bad happen to you, you develop this false sense of security. I've been told I've just been lucky so far when I gave that explanation about how nothing ever happened to me when I hooked up and went off with strange men, that all it takes it to cross the path of one dangerous man.

Violette · « **Reply #26 on:** 19 July 2010, 08:38:38 am »

Quote from: amy on 18 July 2010, 10:54:37 am

I would like to add to this Please do not wash your knob with anything that says 'Clinique' (yep, lesson learnt on that one $:-\$ . And why do some of them wash their knob but not their pubes? Urgh.

Or any pink liquid in a bottle marked 'Feminine! I had some idiot use up all of my girly bits wash. I was not pleased.

Lushious Louisa · « **Reply #27 on:** 19 July 2010, 11:34:48 am »

Hi girlies

Your posts made me laugh so much

KatieKurves · « **Reply #28 on:** 19 July 2010, 01:33:22 pm »

I luv this site!!! Regarding the e mail pest just don't answer at all!!! I had a phone pest who rang me & I gave him my details then had numerous text messages - I need a an excuse for my wife, shall we do it to my wife behind her back, help me find an excuse etc etc etc.

I don't answer him at all, he changed his number & got me again, the bastard, but I just put the phone down on him.

xx

UrbaneAspects · « **Reply #29 on:** 19 July 2010, 05:15:17 pm »

Quote from: Violette on 19 July 2010, 08:38:38 am

Or any pink liquid in a bottle marked 'Feminine! I had some idiot use up all of my girly bits wash. I was not pleased.

Ever since we had that discussion...I have never had an issue with 'cleanliness' LOL. But, I don't use the solution, I just pour that out and use water. I dont want to smell like I've been menstruating...

I was kind of shocked though to hear a guy I went out with say, "oh, I thought those were just for women". I was like, "uuuh, no...its also to clean your butt....now come to the bathroom and let me help you..."

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