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Post by: -- on 22 November 2011, 04:08:12 pm
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Title: Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
Post by: xw5 on 22 November 2011, 04:47:13 pm
You know that a) talking about 'high class' is a good way to raise hackles and b) escorts' time doesn't come cheap, don't you? That's before you start on the privacy issues...

Title: Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
Post by: Mellow on 22 November 2011, 05:01:37 pm
You know that a) talking about 'high class' is a good way to raise hackles and b) escorts' time doesn't come cheap, don't you? That's before you start on the privacy issues...


Yes my hackles rose
Then I thought surely this HAS to be a pisstake
Title: Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
Post by: Rooby on 22 November 2011, 06:29:06 pm
I had started to grind my teeth at the 'high class' and was about to reply but XW5 and Mellow have it covered.

If your definition of 'High Class' means ?500+ per hour though and the girls are going to be providing enough footage for a 1 hour documentary AND are going to be earning enough to persuade them to risk their anonimity and the privacy of their clients then this project must have a serious budget behind it... It would probably be cheaper to just film another series of 'The Secret Diary of a Call Girl' as I expect the finished result will be about as factual.

R xx

 
Title: Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
Post by: EmilyJones on 22 November 2011, 09:24:51 pm
Plus, as you can see from the rest of this section, there's apparently going to be nothing BUT programmes about escorts (older ones, student ones, "high class" ones, probably also one on escorts who have part-time jobs being clowns in a circus, or one about escorts who like cheese sandwiches, and then a whole show about the fact that many escorts are LADIES who have BOOBIES OMG, and maybe a two-hour special on the INSANE IDEA that people out there HAVE SEX SOMETIMES, and have you heard??!? ESCORTS EXIST!) on telly for the next ten years ... so if you want you show to stand out, maybe do a documentary on kittens and puddings?
Title: Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
Post by: amy on 22 November 2011, 09:31:17 pm
[...] then a whole show about the fact that many escorts are LADIES who have BOOBIES OMG

I'm in that one :D.
Title: Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
Post by: Coty on 23 November 2011, 12:21:55 am
.. so if you want you show to stand out, maybe do a documentary on kittens and puddings?

lmao...theat really made me laugh out loud!!! I have a mental image in my head now of a documentary on kittens and puddings! Bloody brilliant!


Title: Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
Post by: Rooby on 23 November 2011, 10:36:27 am
a documentary on kittens and puddings?

In a house full of males I'd never be allowed to watch that - but I would SO Sky+ it to watch later!
R xx
Title: Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
Post by: Cat_BBW on 23 November 2011, 01:34:00 pm

.. so if you want you show to stand out, maybe do a documentary on kittens and puddings?


I hear they're thinking of Kirstie Allsopp to present it...
Title: Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
Post by: EmilyJones on 23 November 2011, 02:54:02 pm
I hear they're thinking of Kirstie Allsopp to present it...

Well, just so everyone gets what they want, maybe the first half can be her talking about kittens and puddings, and the second half can be her getting a job in a parlour. :P
Title: Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
Post by: Coty on 24 November 2011, 03:36:57 am
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Well, just so everyone gets what they want, maybe the first half can be her talking about kittens and puddings, and the second half can be her getting a job in a parlour. :P

Don't be silly Emily...we all know working girls are hard nosed, drug taking sluts and they wouldn't have the slightest interest in kittens or puddings! :-P
Title: Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
Post by: fayexxx06 on 26 November 2011, 11:55:46 am
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Well, just so everyone gets what they want, maybe the first half can be her talking about kittens and puddings, and the second half can be her getting a job in a parlour. :P

Don't be silly Emily...we all know working girls are hard nosed, drug taking sluts and they wouldn't have the slightest interest in kittens or puddings! :-P

Haha girls, this is brilliant!! I'm glad it wasn't just me that got my back up at the 'high class' comment!! Ooooh I can't wait to see the finished 'factual' documentary!! Good luck channel 4!! :D
Title: Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
Post by: Rooby on 26 November 2011, 03:06:14 pm
Ooooh I can't wait to see the finished 'factual' documentary!! Good luck channel 4!! :D

I cant wait to see Kirstie sat in her working flat, getting fed up with endless timewasters on the phone and  wondering if her two o'clock is going to be a minger while hand knitting condoms to enter in the Shagswell County Show :)

R xx
Title: Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
Post by: EmilyJones on 26 November 2011, 03:33:25 pm
I cant wait to see Kirstie sat in her working flat, getting fed up with endless timewasters on the phone and  wondering if her two o'clock is going to be a minger while hand knitting condoms to enter in the Shagswell County Show :)

I'm mostly looking forward to the episode where she gets a sponge stuck inside her, cos I'm sure she'd invent a genius way to remove it, and has to deal with a client who has never washed under his foreskin in his whole life. I can just imagine the telling off she'd give him, and her correct instructions for proper hygiene. ;D

(Really wish this show was real!)
Title: Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
Post by: fayexxx06 on 28 November 2011, 07:45:53 am
Brilliant! Knitting condoms....both cost effective and washable :D! Fantastic ideas haha xx
Title: Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
Post by: MissThang on 05 December 2011, 01:43:55 am
TOTALLY off topic (apologies to monkeykingdom, what a lovely username, doesn't make me feel 'viewed as an animal' at all), but does Kirstie have a sister that also tarts up houses for a living? Saw a programme yesterday with someone called Sofie Allsopp (or something) who looked very like her. Wasn't sure if it was Kirstie with an alias, a sister, or the beginning of DTs....