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Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
« Reply #1 on: 22 November 2011, 04:47:13 pm »
You know that a) talking about 'high class' is a good way to raise hackles and b) escorts' time doesn't come cheap, don't you? That's before you start on the privacy issues...

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Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
« Reply #2 on: 22 November 2011, 05:01:37 pm »
You know that a) talking about 'high class' is a good way to raise hackles and b) escorts' time doesn't come cheap, don't you? That's before you start on the privacy issues...


Yes my hackles rose
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Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
« Reply #3 on: 22 November 2011, 06:29:06 pm »
I had started to grind my teeth at the 'high class' and was about to reply but XW5 and Mellow have it covered.

If your definition of 'High Class' means ?500+ per hour though and the girls are going to be providing enough footage for a 1 hour documentary AND are going to be earning enough to persuade them to risk their anonimity and the privacy of their clients then this project must have a serious budget behind it... It would probably be cheaper to just film another series of 'The Secret Diary of a Call Girl' as I expect the finished result will be about as factual.

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Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
« Reply #4 on: 22 November 2011, 09:24:51 pm »
Plus, as you can see from the rest of this section, there's apparently going to be nothing BUT programmes about escorts (older ones, student ones, "high class" ones, probably also one on escorts who have part-time jobs being clowns in a circus, or one about escorts who like cheese sandwiches, and then a whole show about the fact that many escorts are LADIES who have BOOBIES OMG, and maybe a two-hour special on the INSANE IDEA that people out there HAVE SEX SOMETIMES, and have you heard??!? ESCORTS EXIST!) on telly for the next ten years ... so if you want you show to stand out, maybe do a documentary on kittens and puddings?
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Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
« Reply #5 on: 22 November 2011, 09:31:17 pm »
[...] then a whole show about the fact that many escorts are LADIES who have BOOBIES OMG

I'm in that one :D.
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« Reply #6 on: 23 November 2011, 12:21:55 am »
.. so if you want you show to stand out, maybe do a documentary on kittens and puddings?

lmao...theat really made me laugh out loud!!! I have a mental image in my head now of a documentary on kittens and puddings! Bloody brilliant!



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Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
« Reply #7 on: 23 November 2011, 10:36:27 am »
a documentary on kittens and puddings?

In a house full of males I'd never be allowed to watch that - but I would SO Sky+ it to watch later!
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Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
« Reply #8 on: 23 November 2011, 01:34:00 pm »

.. so if you want you show to stand out, maybe do a documentary on kittens and puddings?


I hear they're thinking of Kirstie Allsopp to present it...

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Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
« Reply #9 on: 23 November 2011, 02:54:02 pm »
I hear they're thinking of Kirstie Allsopp to present it...

Well, just so everyone gets what they want, maybe the first half can be her talking about kittens and puddings, and the second half can be her getting a job in a parlour. :P
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« Reply #10 on: 24 November 2011, 03:36:57 am »
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Well, just so everyone gets what they want, maybe the first half can be her talking about kittens and puddings, and the second half can be her getting a job in a parlour. :P

Don't be silly Emily...we all know working girls are hard nosed, drug taking sluts and they wouldn't have the slightest interest in kittens or puddings! :-P

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Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
« Reply #11 on: 26 November 2011, 11:55:46 am »
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Well, just so everyone gets what they want, maybe the first half can be her talking about kittens and puddings, and the second half can be her getting a job in a parlour. :P

Don't be silly Emily...we all know working girls are hard nosed, drug taking sluts and they wouldn't have the slightest interest in kittens or puddings! :-P

Haha girls, this is brilliant!! I'm glad it wasn't just me that got my back up at the 'high class' comment!! Ooooh I can't wait to see the finished 'factual' documentary!! Good luck channel 4!! :D

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Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
« Reply #12 on: 26 November 2011, 03:06:14 pm »
Ooooh I can't wait to see the finished 'factual' documentary!! Good luck channel 4!! :D

I cant wait to see Kirstie sat in her working flat, getting fed up with endless timewasters on the phone and  wondering if her two o'clock is going to be a minger while hand knitting condoms to enter in the Shagswell County Show :)

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Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
« Reply #13 on: 26 November 2011, 03:33:25 pm »
I cant wait to see Kirstie sat in her working flat, getting fed up with endless timewasters on the phone and  wondering if her two o'clock is going to be a minger while hand knitting condoms to enter in the Shagswell County Show :)

I'm mostly looking forward to the episode where she gets a sponge stuck inside her, cos I'm sure she'd invent a genius way to remove it, and has to deal with a client who has never washed under his foreskin in his whole life. I can just imagine the telling off she'd give him, and her correct instructions for proper hygiene. ;D

(Really wish this show was real!)
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Re: CHANNEL 4 documentary
« Reply #14 on: 28 November 2011, 07:45:53 am »
Brilliant! Knitting condoms....both cost effective and washable :D! Fantastic ideas haha xx