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Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2355 on: 20 April 2018, 01:05:16 pm »
Had a client today who  was determined to suck my nipples until they came right off.  FFS. Asked him to be gentle, he would then back to vacuuming mode. yuck. argh. :FF
Oouch  too painful .
Hope your healing

chocoholicgirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2356 on: 20 April 2018, 01:39:41 pm »
You have to do the Magic Eye trick when they look at you, you know those trick of the eye puzzles you look at but your focus is somewhere else! I can't look often because I don't really want to see a man I don't find attractive between my legs, I'd rather close my eyes and focus on spending the money...

Had a client today who  was determined to suck my nipples until they came right off.  FFS. Asked him to be gentle, he would then back to vacuuming mode. yuck. argh. :FF

Gross! But didn't you enjoy it?  ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #2357 on: 20 April 2018, 07:33:48 pm »

Gross! But didn't you enjoy it?  ;D ;D ;D

I was literally clamping my jaw in a bit to stop myself from screaming. Im nearly on my period so my nipples are annoyingly sensitive. On the usual I dislike my nipples being touched ---this was sore. and horrible.

Then on the way out he thought a nipple pinch would be nice.  :-X

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

chocoholicgirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2358 on: 20 April 2018, 09:28:44 pm »
I hate having my nipples sucked or anything like that, I feel your pain.  :FF

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« Reply #2359 on: 22 April 2018, 12:42:39 am »
This client walked in, took my face in his hands and kissed me, his tongue straight into my mouth.(why why why) In his head im sure he felt he was some star because he then said, 'you should be paying ME for a kiss like that'. Straight away i knew i was going to regret the hour booking.

Right. ok. As he was handing my fee he says, are you worth this X amount. (ok, breathe. its only been two minutes)I say- thats the fee, You can let me know at the end if i'm worth it. He laughs and says, 'you will tell me your real name by the end of this booking.  '  >:(

He kept calling me baby and princess. Atleast twice in every sentence. Then pushing his tongue into my mouth even after id asked him not to plenty of times. Then kept asking me to give him my tongue. argh. no. (glance at clock. its only been 10 minutes :'(.shit. why.why.why)

Then he proceeds to give bad oral: stubbly rough oral, bad bad oral then again says, 'you should be the one paying me for this.' At which point i literally burst out laughing. He seemed confused as to what was cracking me up.

Lord have mercy I had a most awful time. He left saying what a great time he had, and he would definitely be back. :FF (Not in your dreams mate.)

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2360 on: 22 April 2018, 06:23:50 am »
He left saying what a great time he had, and he would definitely be back. :FF (Not in your dreams mate.)

Haha...is always the ones with awful sexual skills that are annoyingly pompous.

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« Reply #2361 on: 22 April 2018, 10:52:20 pm »
Haha...is always the ones with awful sexual skills that are annoyingly pompous.

This is so true. Also, I have noticed the ones who think they are God's gift and say, "I'll bet I'm quite a change from all the fat and ugly blokes you usually see?" at the start are, without exception, THE most intolerable, misogynistic, deluded berks this side of Washington DC ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2362 on: 23 April 2018, 12:12:08 am »
 2 words

SOCK FLUFF

MY PET HATE

SimplySinful

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« Reply #2363 on: 23 April 2018, 11:58:48 am »
2 words

SOCK FLUFF

MY PET HATE

And the ones who shed fluff from Tracksuit type attire all over the carpet and bedding 😒

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« Reply #2364 on: 26 April 2018, 10:13:06 pm »
Pubes. Big, long, massive pubes. Amazon forest pubes.  :FF

I feel like a cat with a fur ball stuck in my throat half the time when some accidentally make their way down my throat. So uncomfortable. Why don't more men shave? ? >  >:(
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2365 on: 26 April 2018, 10:43:41 pm »
Don't think they know how to shave down there. I've had guys ask me to do it for them. Yes if u pay me to.

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« Reply #2366 on: 27 April 2018, 02:13:37 am »
Don't think they know how to shave down there. I've had guys ask me to do it for them. Yes if u pay me to.

Maybe I should offer it as an extra before the booking starts, need to think of how to sell it... :P lord knows I would be most grateful for more shaven bits.
I've only ever had one client ask me to shave him. Pity this was after the booking not before as I would have liked him to be shaved before, not after!
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2367 on: 27 April 2018, 07:22:13 am »
Add ons extras . Shaving service for guys  :)
We might get the request for Hollywood beard and moustache too

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« Reply #2368 on: 27 April 2018, 07:52:17 am »
Add ons extras . Shaving service for guys  :)
We might get the request for Hollywood beard and moustache too

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2369 on: 27 April 2018, 09:30:26 am »
Got one regular who keeps on saying sorry each time he calls to book.oh sorry have I disturbed you
Oh sorry your not free then
Oh sorry I can't make it then .
Sorry have  i called you at a bad time.
I did gently tell him you don't need to keep saying sorry each time you call.
If I was busy I would answer  the call  :FF
He's visiting this morning  ::)