I'm in London next week, and would love to meet up with one or two of you for tea (oh and maybe cake!) in the afternoon or early evening. Just for a bit of chat and banter and to exchange horror stories of what lurks underneath some men's foreskin 

If you want to meet up just PM me - I can assure you I'm quite sane, and am happy to verify that I am who I say I am - and that I'm not some old perv having a w*nk at the thought of meeting up with a real life prostitute...

xx