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Title: Yuk!!!
Post by: Sarita on 21 May 2010, 11:28:41 am
I got an email last night  asking me if I would sell used my used condoms to a guy on AW.  He said he will pay ?1 a condom for a minimum of 20 which he will collect on Monday.
After running to the toilet to throw up at the thought, I replied asking why he wants them.  Anyone care to speculate? If I get a response I will let you know!
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: gemma on 21 May 2010, 05:26:23 pm
hello,

This wierds me out 2!
I use to see a client & he  wanted the same ,he had his fetishes was strange/warped,his reason he wanted the used condoms to be emptied into a funel & poured down his throat,its called a spunk bucket i believe.

I never fulfilled his wishes,its woulda made me ill!..........i hope this helps


lol gemma xx
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: cindy on 21 May 2010, 06:04:35 pm
Ugh, thats revolting. I often get requests for used knickers. Usually they want to pay ?10 and cant comprehend that I will then be stuck with a bra I paid considerably more for that will then have no matching panties. One guy wanted me to wear a pair over the weekend so it would have the correct smell. I tried to explain that this would mean that I couldnt bathe so would cost me a lot more in lost work. Some folk just dont think!  ;D
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: Pink on 21 May 2010, 07:05:39 pm
 :-X Each to their own lol Not my cup of tea, or cup of anything for that matter  ::)

Any response yet Sarita? My mind runs riot.

I'm naturally very suspicious so would be thinking - this guy will know I've seen 20 clients and will think I've got cash stashed somewhere from those bookings.

Another reason he may want them is: There are some ladies on aw who offer bb gangbangs. They encourage clients to bring their saved up cum and have it poured inside them during the action (creampie).

These men usually ring up brothels as there are going to be more used condoms there than from one lady working alone.
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: UrbaneAspects on 21 May 2010, 09:29:48 pm
Dang, I thought I heard it all. Womp womp woooooomp....

Cum bucket? How interesting.
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: Anika Mae on 21 May 2010, 10:17:00 pm
Ugh, thats revolting. I often get requests for used knickers. Usually they want to pay ?10 and cant comprehend that I will then be stuck with a bra I paid considerably more for that will then have no matching panties.

Darling you don't give them your matching ones. I have loads of silly pants from when I was young and easily tempted by those stacks of cheap and cute knickers in New Look, and even more from my stripping days when I got through two or three pairs of 4 for ?10 Debenhams thongs in a night. I love it when someone buys my pants because my underwear drawer gets less crowded.
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: Sarita on 22 May 2010, 03:18:31 pm
:-X Each to their own lol Not my cup of tea, or cup of anything for that matter  ::)

Any response yet Sarita? My mind runs riot.

I'm naturally very suspicious so would be thinking - this guy will know I've seen 20 clients and will think I've got cash stashed somewhere from those bookings.

Another reason he may want them is: There are some ladies on aw who offer bb gangbangs. They encourage clients to bring their saved up cum and have it poured inside them during the action (creampie).

These men usually ring up brothels as there are going to be more used condoms there than from one lady working alone.
No,  strangely he hasn't replied to my enquiry as to why he wants them.  It would take me longer than a weekend to save up 20 cum filled condoms too. Imagine the smell? ??
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: SnakeLady on 24 May 2010, 04:33:18 am
Another reason he may want them is: There are some ladies on aw who offer bb gangbangs. They encourage clients to bring their saved up cum and have it poured inside them during the action (creampie).

These men usually ring up brothels as there are going to be more used condoms there than from one lady working alone.

Now THAT grossed me out.  :o Are you sure those barebacking gang bang ladies actually want the cum to be poured inside them? Me thinks they propably just want it smeared on their tits or something. Or me hopes at least.  ::)

I mean, it's bad enough risking HIV through bareback, let alone digest/insert a brothel supply of cum.

 :-X Gross, gross, gross...
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: SnakeLady on 24 May 2010, 04:39:01 am
Actually, another reason could be that he wants to prove that someone he knows visits hookers. So by calling round and buying up used condoms he could possibly send them for DNA tests.

Just a thought. He could be one of those detectives spouses hire when they suspect their hubby is cheating.
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 24 May 2010, 08:08:19 am
I don't think he is up to anything suspicious, it's just a fetish of his. 

I do know of a wg who has a client who asks her to save up used condoms (she actually stores them in the freezer) and yes whilst it is gross I think he rewards her favourably for this.  Not quite sure what he does with them but some guys get a kick out of ermmmmmmm licking up other guys ......... say no more!

Gross but true. 

Used undies - I sell off my stuff that is too small, too worn etc.  It's a good way of getting a few extra pennies and gets rid of unwanted underwear.  Laddered stockings and holds up in particular!

xx
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: CrazyDaisy51 on 25 May 2010, 03:39:14 am
I had a client asked me to drink the cum out of a condom once. URGH. It's wierd I don't mind CIM and swallowing, but having it out of a condom just seemed gross.

I had a guy asked me to wipe my ass with my knickers and send them to him! I refused! Imagine the smell in the post office as I sent them off! LOL

Some people have some bloody weird fetishes.

Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: UrbaneAspects on 25 May 2010, 06:49:01 am
I had a guy asked me to wipe my ass with my knickers and send them to him! I refused! Imagine the smell in the post office as I sent them off! LOL

There's a difference between a fetish and a bullshitter. That guy is obviously a bullshitter (unless you met him in person, then thats just crazy). How would you even know it was HIS address being given. It could be to the president of the United States or Queen of England for all you know. People are crazy

Not quite sure what he does with them but some guys get a kick out of ermmmmmmm licking up other guys ......... say no more!

Yes, I know...some straight men get off on swallowing another man's semen....no big deal  ;D
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: CrazyDaisy51 on 26 May 2010, 03:57:46 am
Posted by: American Joey
There's a difference between a fetish and a bullshitter. That guy is obviously a bullshitter (unless you met him in person, then thats just crazy). How would you even know it was HIS address being given. It could be to the president of the United States or Queen of England for all you know. People are crazy


I'm 99% sure he was serious. He use to be forever sending me pics of women shitting.
He offered to meet me to take them from me when I said I wouldn't do it and gave him several reasons why...one being the post issue.
Luckily haven't heard from him for about 6 weeks now, so think he finally got the message.

Daisy x
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: EmilyJones on 26 May 2010, 11:41:31 am
I'm 99% sure he was serious. He use to be forever sending me pics of women shitting.

Oh god, the ultimate timewaster/prossie-botherer nightmare!

At least now I have a concrete example of why I will not entertain random guys via email or phone chat - they can either make an appointment or go and pay for their phone sex like a normal person. Otherwise, the chat always degenerates into them sending you ridiculous pictures! Honestly, internet pervs are so tedious.
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: cindy on 26 May 2010, 06:01:11 pm
pay for their phone sex like a normal person.
LOL!
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Post by: CrazyDaisy51 on 27 May 2010, 03:10:56 am
LMAO :-))
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: Violette on 28 May 2010, 09:37:10 am
It is funny this hasn't crossed anyones mind, he wants to drink the cum! Had this in A'dam, guy would come at end of shift, pay 20 euros for each used condom! I used to gather them from my co-workers, tie them up, pop them in a baggie, and save them for him! I would jump for joy when I say him. <sighs>
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: SnakeLady on 29 May 2010, 03:15:32 am
It is funny this hasn't crossed anyones mind, he wants to drink the cum!

Oh it sure hell crossed our minds, dahling! It's just that no one actually mentioned it. I guess it's a British thing.

 ;D
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: amy on 29 May 2010, 12:13:28 pm
It is funny this hasn't crossed anyones mind, he wants to drink the cum!

Oh it sure hell crossed our minds, dahling! It's just that no one actually mentioned it. I guess it's a British thing.

 ;D

Indeed. I have one of these too, but if I really don't feel up to it (and iron-stomached though I am, it is one of the few things that genuinely makes me want to hurl) I just say that everyone in the last day or two has wanted handjob finishes, or something, so I don't have any. Urggghh.
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: Violette on 31 May 2010, 12:49:51 pm
Remember, I am Dutch now and we are rather blunt about these things.   :-* I mean seriously, it isn't as bad as someone wanting to take your pooh home in a baggie for later.
<Runs away, and ducks!> ;D
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: sammy s on 01 June 2010, 01:51:52 pm
I had one regular who wanted to take me out for dinner and for me to poo in my pants during the meal and pass him my soiled panties which he would then deposit into his meal.

HAHA imagine the waiters seeing this scenario taking place.

Also had one who wanted to cum into a wine glass and then wanted me to sip it throughout the rest of the booking and then throw up into a plastic bag for him to take away. He was really good looking and normal looking too which made it even worse. I couldnt go through with it even though he was offering me decent money.

Some people are so disgusting, but whatever floats their boat!
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: lisplover on 02 July 2010, 01:56:35 am
I had a client who came in for that particular fetish. It was foul, and the smell was unbelievable, and they were only used that day! He liked his nipples being bitten so they hurt too.

But whatever turns you on I guess!
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: UrbaneAspects on 02 July 2010, 05:31:53 pm
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, thats disgusting! That guy sounds like a deranged timewaster. Both of you would probably end up being kicked out of the place lol.

However, the strangest booking I ever had was when I was somewhat new to escorting. A guy had one of those fetish toilets where he would lie down, and someone would sit on the toilet and basically piss and shit in his mouth.

I did try it, but having learned for 21 years to 'hold myself' until I am 100% alone in the privacy of a bathroom, I literally could not pass a drop for him LOL, except during the watersports part.

He ended up becoming a bad timewaster after that and never booked. Thats why i tend to stay away from guys like that with strange fetishes, and thank goodness I haven't been running into any lately. I find that its degrading, and alters the line of the type of escort I am. Bondage doesn't bother me too much (but I dont even do that anymore unless its with a regular client), but stuff like that, gross-disgusting shit...I wont even respond to. They need psychiatric help, not an escort.

And the guys drinking cum from used condoms just need to stop, and hire a male escort who will happily feed the spunk  :D
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: cassie on 03 July 2010, 12:42:37 am
Don't know if he is a TW, but he is a regular on AW and often asks for condoms in revers bookings. He also often asks for hard sports and domination including forcing him to drink the contents of condoms and eat poo. :-X :-X :-X

I have always avioded him, though a fellow WG did suggested saving the condoms in the freezer if he was taking them away with him or filling condoms with fake spunk. LOL.

Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: naughtyholly on 04 July 2010, 07:13:59 am
I had a regular in London that used to like me to catch his cum in a glass as he wanked himself and I was slapping/squeezing very hard/pinching his balls and then to make him drink it. He also liked me to smoke a cigarette and flick my ash into his mouth (human ash tray). Then one day I get a text from him asking to see me later that day, that's fine I said, and he came back with "Have you already or will you be seeing anyone before me and if so could you possibly keep the condom and bring it with you?"  :o I said that I couldn't take a condom without the client knowing, they'd probably think I was going to try and impregnate myself or something, lol. So funnily enough I actually told my morning booking, and he seemed quite turned on at me travelling from South London all the way to Oxford Street area with a spunk-filled condom for my kinky customer lol. He was all up for it, but I just couldn't do it, it didn't bother me as such the whole keeping it with the clients' permission etc, I just didn't want to travel with a condom that had my clients' cum in it, and then casually knocking on my regulars door later that day and waving it at him saying "I've got your spunk-filled condom here for you!"  :-X I never told him that I could a) get what he wanted but b) with full permission of the client (he was imagining me doing some magic trick where I would somehow get it into my bag without him seeing, which is all fine, but if you are on an outcall which I was, they normally say to give it to them when you ask where the bin is, or either take it off themselves or are running next door to throw it in their dustbin lol). This thread has bought back some very weird, funny, and shockable at the time but not anymore memories. Good start to a Sunday is that, thinking about this and it's only 17:17am.  ::) ;D Haha.

Holly
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: naughtyholly on 04 July 2010, 07:22:51 am
However, the strangest booking I ever had was when I was somewhat new to escorting. A guy had one of those fetish toilets where he would lie down, and someone would sit on the toilet and basically piss and shit in his mouth.

Lol.  ;D

The weirdest booking I have had, which is up there with the adult baby minding and the walking around London (with a bright red face) with my slave at the time who was wearing a big chunky thick dog collar that had a gold tag with something along the lines of 'useless shit bag property of the great one' I can't remember it word for word, but last year I had one guy who said i was to arrive at his hotel, the door would be open, and I was to walk in, my fee would be on the bed, to take it and then there was a selection of cream pies on the bed a whole double bed filled with these and I was to not talk AT ALL, no hello, just walk in and take my fee and he was sat on a chair, smash each pie in his face (he was wanking whilst I did it) and then once finished to just leave (again not speaking an entire word the whole time!) This had all been arranged via e-mail, so I knew what was going to happen. I thought yeah right, this is a wind up, but he gave me the name he booked the room in, hotel address, and switchboard number and ext number to go through to his room which I called him on. Then a few months ago I had a guy want to come and I was to kneel in the bath/shower while he emptied a  four-pack of custard/chocolate cream dessert yoghurts into my hair and smother it all in whilst wanking. Neither wanted sex, just wanking over the custard cream! ;D
Title: Re: Yuk!!!
Post by: naughtyjas on 05 July 2010, 07:56:47 pm
I would love to throw some custard pies at someone, and be paid for it.  That has got to be one of the best bookings ever. (Too much Tiswas when I was a kid).

The rest of them, yuck. 

I do have a client who wants me to try to poo while he is rimming me.  Then freaks out that I might do it!   I had another one who wanted me to fart while he was giving oral. 

Jas x