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CrazyDaisy51

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Re: Yuk!!!
« Reply #15 on: 27 May 2010, 03:10:56 am »
LMAO :-))

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Re: Yuk!!!
« Reply #16 on: 28 May 2010, 09:37:10 am »
It is funny this hasn't crossed anyones mind, he wants to drink the cum! Had this in A'dam, guy would come at end of shift, pay 20 euros for each used condom! I used to gather them from my co-workers, tie them up, pop them in a baggie, and save them for him! I would jump for joy when I say him. <sighs>

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Re: Yuk!!!
« Reply #17 on: 29 May 2010, 03:15:32 am »
It is funny this hasn't crossed anyones mind, he wants to drink the cum!

Oh it sure hell crossed our minds, dahling! It's just that no one actually mentioned it. I guess it's a British thing.

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Re: Yuk!!!
« Reply #18 on: 29 May 2010, 12:13:28 pm »
It is funny this hasn't crossed anyones mind, he wants to drink the cum!

Oh it sure hell crossed our minds, dahling! It's just that no one actually mentioned it. I guess it's a British thing.

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Indeed. I have one of these too, but if I really don't feel up to it (and iron-stomached though I am, it is one of the few things that genuinely makes me want to hurl) I just say that everyone in the last day or two has wanted handjob finishes, or something, so I don't have any. Urggghh.

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Re: Yuk!!!
« Reply #19 on: 31 May 2010, 12:49:51 pm »
Remember, I am Dutch now and we are rather blunt about these things.   :-* I mean seriously, it isn't as bad as someone wanting to take your pooh home in a baggie for later.
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Re: Yuk!!!
« Reply #20 on: 01 June 2010, 01:51:52 pm »
I had one regular who wanted to take me out for dinner and for me to poo in my pants during the meal and pass him my soiled panties which he would then deposit into his meal.

HAHA imagine the waiters seeing this scenario taking place.

Also had one who wanted to cum into a wine glass and then wanted me to sip it throughout the rest of the booking and then throw up into a plastic bag for him to take away. He was really good looking and normal looking too which made it even worse. I couldnt go through with it even though he was offering me decent money.

Some people are so disgusting, but whatever floats their boat!

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Re: Yuk!!!
« Reply #21 on: 02 July 2010, 01:56:35 am »
I had a client who came in for that particular fetish. It was foul, and the smell was unbelievable, and they were only used that day! He liked his nipples being bitten so they hurt too.

But whatever turns you on I guess!

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Re: Yuk!!!
« Reply #22 on: 02 July 2010, 05:31:53 pm »
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, thats disgusting! That guy sounds like a deranged timewaster. Both of you would probably end up being kicked out of the place lol.

However, the strangest booking I ever had was when I was somewhat new to escorting. A guy had one of those fetish toilets where he would lie down, and someone would sit on the toilet and basically piss and shit in his mouth.

I did try it, but having learned for 21 years to 'hold myself' until I am 100% alone in the privacy of a bathroom, I literally could not pass a drop for him LOL, except during the watersports part.

He ended up becoming a bad timewaster after that and never booked. Thats why i tend to stay away from guys like that with strange fetishes, and thank goodness I haven't been running into any lately. I find that its degrading, and alters the line of the type of escort I am. Bondage doesn't bother me too much (but I dont even do that anymore unless its with a regular client), but stuff like that, gross-disgusting shit...I wont even respond to. They need psychiatric help, not an escort.

And the guys drinking cum from used condoms just need to stop, and hire a male escort who will happily feed the spunk  :D

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Re: Yuk!!!
« Reply #23 on: 03 July 2010, 12:42:37 am »
Don't know if he is a TW, but he is a regular on AW and often asks for condoms in revers bookings. He also often asks for hard sports and domination including forcing him to drink the contents of condoms and eat poo. :-X :-X :-X

I have always avioded him, though a fellow WG did suggested saving the condoms in the freezer if he was taking them away with him or filling condoms with fake spunk. LOL.

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Re: Yuk!!!
« Reply #24 on: 04 July 2010, 07:13:59 am »
I had a regular in London that used to like me to catch his cum in a glass as he wanked himself and I was slapping/squeezing very hard/pinching his balls and then to make him drink it. He also liked me to smoke a cigarette and flick my ash into his mouth (human ash tray). Then one day I get a text from him asking to see me later that day, that's fine I said, and he came back with "Have you already or will you be seeing anyone before me and if so could you possibly keep the condom and bring it with you?"  :o I said that I couldn't take a condom without the client knowing, they'd probably think I was going to try and impregnate myself or something, lol. So funnily enough I actually told my morning booking, and he seemed quite turned on at me travelling from South London all the way to Oxford Street area with a spunk-filled condom for my kinky customer lol. He was all up for it, but I just couldn't do it, it didn't bother me as such the whole keeping it with the clients' permission etc, I just didn't want to travel with a condom that had my clients' cum in it, and then casually knocking on my regulars door later that day and waving it at him saying "I've got your spunk-filled condom here for you!"  :-X I never told him that I could a) get what he wanted but b) with full permission of the client (he was imagining me doing some magic trick where I would somehow get it into my bag without him seeing, which is all fine, but if you are on an outcall which I was, they normally say to give it to them when you ask where the bin is, or either take it off themselves or are running next door to throw it in their dustbin lol). This thread has bought back some very weird, funny, and shockable at the time but not anymore memories. Good start to a Sunday is that, thinking about this and it's only 17:17am.  ::) ;D Haha.

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Re: Yuk!!!
« Reply #25 on: 04 July 2010, 07:22:51 am »
However, the strangest booking I ever had was when I was somewhat new to escorting. A guy had one of those fetish toilets where he would lie down, and someone would sit on the toilet and basically piss and shit in his mouth.

Lol.  ;D

The weirdest booking I have had, which is up there with the adult baby minding and the walking around London (with a bright red face) with my slave at the time who was wearing a big chunky thick dog collar that had a gold tag with something along the lines of 'useless shit bag property of the great one' I can't remember it word for word, but last year I had one guy who said i was to arrive at his hotel, the door would be open, and I was to walk in, my fee would be on the bed, to take it and then there was a selection of cream pies on the bed a whole double bed filled with these and I was to not talk AT ALL, no hello, just walk in and take my fee and he was sat on a chair, smash each pie in his face (he was wanking whilst I did it) and then once finished to just leave (again not speaking an entire word the whole time!) This had all been arranged via e-mail, so I knew what was going to happen. I thought yeah right, this is a wind up, but he gave me the name he booked the room in, hotel address, and switchboard number and ext number to go through to his room which I called him on. Then a few months ago I had a guy want to come and I was to kneel in the bath/shower while he emptied a  four-pack of custard/chocolate cream dessert yoghurts into my hair and smother it all in whilst wanking. Neither wanted sex, just wanking over the custard cream! ;D

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Re: Yuk!!!
« Reply #26 on: 05 July 2010, 07:56:47 pm »
I would love to throw some custard pies at someone, and be paid for it.  That has got to be one of the best bookings ever. (Too much Tiswas when I was a kid).

The rest of them, yuck. 

I do have a client who wants me to try to poo while he is rimming me.  Then freaks out that I might do it!   I had another one who wanted me to fart while he was giving oral. 

Jas x