Having to shave my legs everyday
The amount of sheets/towels etc I wash
Having to avoid eating garlic (I love it)
Trying to find stockings that don't have ladders
Finding something to do in between clients apart from watching Jeremy Kyle repeats or playing candy crush

People who ask for basic details such as prices and town I'm located in when they are calling on my adult work phone. Then to add to the irritation "whats  your name" before i say goodbye. I just text them my website address now. I find that irritating. If you have time to note down 20 numbers you have time to note down 10 and the names

Having to avoid eating garlic (I love it)

Same here. I adore it.  I have to limit it to the weekends now (even then, that's tricky, as I'm usually out and about).  Also I have to be careful with the amount of cheese I eat, as it doesn't agree with me and can make me sore down there, which can make sex very uncomfortable.

People who ask for basic details such as prices and town I'm located in when they are calling on my adult work phone. Then to add to the irritation "whats  your name" before i say goodbye. I just text them my website address now. I find that irritating. If you have time to note down 20 numbers you have time to note down 10 and the names

Yes that really pisses me off..or people who seem to not listen to your details..and ask you the same thing 2 or 3 times..I just refer them back to the site.
No shows...really irritating.
Guys that ring up and ask to see you in 10 mins time!
guys who have a shower and you walk in afterwards to find your shower covered in pubes, towels all over the floor and water also all over the floor..did they shower or have a fight with the appliances?

My silliest gripe is shaving all the time.

Wearing stockings

that feeling when. Why does my a client is performing RO on you and you suddenly need to fart and then thats all you can think about.

OMG you lot make me chuckle............. that had my in giggles ! 

But yes mine is

Having to wash my hair every bloody day.  Just have to and dry shampoo just doesn't work when I need to look ok for bookings.

I used to drink diet cola on a daily basis but now avoid carbonated drinks as it tends to make me bloat. I never realised how sensitive my tummy is when no one was seeing me nekkid. But after escorting, I'm a little more conscious of my figure and hated the bloat whenever I imbibe a gassy drink. I now mostly drink tea and water. I know avoiding soft drinks is also good for my general health but there are days when I miss my Coke. I only sip it on days I don't see clients.

I also force myself to down plain yogurt at least once a day as I find that it prevents yeast infection. It also helps build good bacteria in the vagina and I find that it keeps me from smelling down there.   

I'm beginning to do a lot more of healthy things to keep in shape. Admittedly I wouldn't be so disciplined if men weren't paying me for my time/body. I drag myself to the gym more often with this incentive.

I hate the shaving bit as well. I'm quite hairy and have to shave my legs at least every day if I'm seeing clients. If I shave in the morning, chances are that by evening, there would be stubble and if I have appointments at night, I might have to shave again depending on the growth. I recently decided to fork out $$$ for IPL hair removal on my legs. Best. Decision. Ever.

I also started keeping condoms in all my bags in case I get last minute bookings. I worry about people finding them or seeing them when I open my bag.

emails or phone calls or texts asking "r u working?".