When clients in parlours decline OWO for extra? but immediately upon putting a condom on they say 'i like my balls being licked/suck my balls'. I have found it's the men with hairy balls that do this, I wouldn't suck those kind of jungle balls if they had paid extra for OWO.
Over excited men in quicky brothel bookings grind my gears too. As soon as you finish covered oral, they want you to climb on top and have no patience to wait 10 secs while I change the condom.
Similarly, clients who think its possible to put a condom on a limp penis the size of my little finger (smaller even) and then get on top. Mission penetration impossible.
Not so much a silly gripe, I'm mostly irritated by the things that could have an impact on my health. As such, I can't believe how many grown, adult men think it's okay to try and rub their bare penis over my genitals.
I've just realised, I need to try being an independent escort again. I'm clearly p'd off with parlour punting.