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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #15 on: 27 April 2014, 04:29:47 pm »
Shaving- I'm so with you all on this front. I can't stand shaving every day. Especially when the hairs are so short it actually hurts. Love letting it grow out and then shaving it again so I'm all soft and smooth.

Not being able to exercise when I want- I have a new found love of Jillian Michaels DVDs but man she makes me sweat so if I'm booked on to work I can't just do a sneaky 20 minutes without having to get ready all over again.

The garlic/onion thing. This depresses me no end. I actually ate some of a raw red onion last night & it was sooo good but today I have noticed even after brushing twice it's still lingering, and the toothpaste I use (herbal) contains black pepper so it actually made the taste stronger D:

And finally, lipstick. I love wearing lipstick, but I can't wear it for work without risking making me and the client look like the joker. And whenever I am not working I am with my boyfriend so the same thing applies. Horribly depressing.

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #16 on: 27 April 2014, 04:37:35 pm »

Having to avoid eating garlic (I love it)

Same here. I adore it.  I have to limit it to the weekends now (even then, that's tricky, as I'm usually out and about).  Also I have to be careful with the amount of cheese I eat, as it doesn't agree with me and can make me sore down there, which can make sex very uncomfortable. :(


Honestly I have two garlic capsules and other things from seventh wave every day nobody comments. When it comes to things like that shouldn't be depriving yourself. Garlic cleans blood.

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #17 on: 27 April 2014, 09:09:42 pm »
Shaving- I'm so with you all on this front. I can't stand shaving every day. Especially when the hairs are so short it actually hurts. Love letting it grow out and then shaving it again so I'm all soft and smooth.

Not being able to exercise when I want- I have a new found love of Jillian Michaels DVDs but man she makes me sweat so if I'm booked on to work I can't just do a sneaky 20 minutes without having to get ready all over again.

The garlic/onion thing. This depresses me no end. I actually ate some of a raw red onion last night & it was sooo good but today I have noticed even after brushing twice it's still lingering, and the toothpaste I use (herbal) contains black pepper so it actually made the taste stronger D:

And finally, lipstick. I love wearing lipstick, but I can't wear it for work without risking making me and the client look like the joker. And whenever I am not working I am with my boyfriend so the same thing applies. Horribly depressing.

xx

try Maybelline 24 Hour super stay lipstick, its great, wont live stains and you wont look like a joker :D 
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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #18 on: 27 April 2014, 11:23:55 pm »
Also the new Revlon Just Bitten Lipstains chubby stick!

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #19 on: 27 April 2014, 11:32:31 pm »

- I keep accidently having real orgasms, so the client then knows what I sound like, and should they become a regular I can never fake it again without coming across as too theatrical  :FF :FF :FF

OMG I have this problem too!!! It's always a hard decision when I should fake an orgasm...  :P

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #20 on: 27 April 2014, 11:34:27 pm »

- I keep accidently having real orgasms, so the client then knows what I sound like, and should they become a regular I can never fake it again without coming across as too theatrical  :FF :FF :FF

OMG I have this problem too!!! It's always a hard decision when I should fake an orgasm...  :P

If it wasn't for my boyfriend I'd try get as many as I could haha, but I don't like to then go home to him already orgasm'd out  :P

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #21 on: 29 April 2014, 12:43:12 am »
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People that put in bloody booking requests on A.W without speaking/emailing first

That's got to be one of mine too Bibi, especially when it's for a ridiculous hour.

Another for me is people who play text-tennis or text you just for the sake of it, when they don't actually want a booking. Things like "Hey hows you" or "I've been thinking about you and can't wait to see you again some time" yada yada yada. Polite and all, but I've had a few of them this week and it can be annoying especially when you're having a quiet day and waiting for genuine bookings.

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #22 on: 29 April 2014, 12:37:48 pm »
I also have no desire to wear makeup or do my hair when I'm not working, is nice to scrape my hair back and wear casual clothes, is a shame because getting glammed up is a chore for me now x
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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #23 on: 29 April 2014, 02:12:14 pm »
I don't mind the shaving but I do get tired of obsessing over how clean my buttonhole is all the time. I mean, in normal life I am normally clean like a normal person but I'm super paranoid about it when I am working.

OK. I'm probably weird.  :-[

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #24 on: 29 April 2014, 03:51:37 pm »
I don't mind the shaving but I do get tired of obsessing over how clean my buttonhole is all the time. I mean, in normal life I am normally clean like a normal person but I'm super paranoid about it when I am working.

OK. I'm probably weird.  :-[

Nope Im the same. Especially as guys never seem to warn you that they are going to rim you.

Also with lipstick have you tried Lypsyl which you coat over your lipstick.

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #25 on: 29 April 2014, 03:57:10 pm »
Stupid bloody emails asking if you will come to Belfast,London,Isle of Man...Timbuktoo....I mean what the feck?
Your phone suddenly lighting up when you have a mouthful of lunch.

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #26 on: 03 May 2014, 03:52:29 pm »
i had a new one yesterday and its one really for those ladies who provide OWO.
Clients with bad diets.  :-X

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #27 on: 03 May 2014, 05:35:41 pm »
Clients taking forever to cum with 5 minutes left of their booking  :FF
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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #28 on: 05 May 2014, 04:47:13 pm »
Shaving!  I thought it was just me. 

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Re: Your silliest gripe of the job?
« Reply #29 on: 05 May 2014, 04:53:20 pm »
When i get on with a client & want them to stay longer but need to not get carried away with free time chatting to make sure the boundary is still there.