Music on, mint in mouth, personal belongings all hidden. I literally walk the room in a circle making sure nothing is on show and line up the lube and condoms on the bed side table.

I always use baby wipes before I see someone even if I’ve just showered. Paranoid about being clean down there. Oh and febreeze. Not too much but just enough for a light smell. Window is opened straight after a booking to air out the room too.

Lastly I sent a text to my bf letting him know someone is due soon and for how long.

Nothing interesting about my routine. Sometimes I have 5 minutes to do all this but if I’m not ready I make them wait lol.

I literally walk around the room saying "Hi I'm Jess" because once I was in civvie work mode and said "Hey I'm staff nurse (insert real name here)" and almost died!!!

Fabreeze!

Baby wipe (despite being fresh out the shower)

Double check nothing's on show like room booking receipt, real phone etc

Text my best mate to tell her I'm alive and I'll text again in however long

Xx

Not sure I'd describe what I do as any sort of ritual - I just get ready, really! Shower, make-up, get changed, make sure bed, room etc. are clean and tidy, music on low, fresh jug of hot water for cleaning up (I have an old-fashioned pitcher and bowl), earrings in and I'm good to go.

Always do!.........finger test both holes...sniff and lick. I wasn't gonna say either lol 

Always do!.........finger test both holes...sniff and lick. I wasn't gonna say either lol 

Haaaahahaha exactly! The 'both holes' bit - I don't do anything bum related but I'd hate someone to smell anything less than squeaky clean coming from my slit or beneath.

I'm outcall only but my ritual is really simple.
Music on to perk me up, usually Wu Tang Clan, Busta Rhymes, Lil Kim or something like that, choose clothes, get in shower, shave, shampoo and shower gel everywhere but inner vag and hole, scrub bum hole meticulously (see above), get out, get dressed, put my eyebrows on (pencil them in, this is when I know I'm ready!) eyeshadow, mascara, moisturiser, check journey time on TFL, check condoms, wallet and Oyster card plus phone and charger are in my bag then off.
That's all folks!

I stand naked in front of the mirror and give myself a once over, visually and then using my hands and fingers. Then I get dressed and make sure the path to the bedroom is clean and tidy and that all doors are shut etc. Obviously this doesn't count if it's a hotel room, in which case I just make sure all of my stuff is stashed away.
Then lay out all of the bits and bobs, make sure there's towels etc, and then that's it. I don't think I really need to do anything else except wait. I pace sometimes a bit but otherwise I read. I'm a bit of a bookworm.