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I have French Mastiffs ( 6 of them ) and a Bullmastiff'. French Mastiffs are the dog from the old film Turner & Hooch Great big slobbery things that fart and smell horribly. They are my babies and they cost me a small fortune they all have stupid but relevant names
Hooker ( named after me ) 84 killos and only just over 2 years old
Shabba (Used to be a stud dog, so I named him after the Shaba Ranks song Mr Lover-man)
Chullo ( cos he chews everything )
Spooks & Narca (Cos Spooks was my favourite TV program- I have the complete series on box sets from the beginning and I secretly swooned over Adam Carter
. And Narca is a narcy little cow always miserable - they are litter sisters and total little bitches )
The Dude (named after watching the film Hey Dude Where's my car - He is a real Dude in every way and very laid back- he is my show dog and is fantastic in the show ring. But he has a sock eating fetish and no socks are safe when he is around )
Hussey (a total and absolute Tart who will wander off with anyone that smoothes her belly and she likes to watch the tv )
No more though cos I'm running out of names although if I had two more dog I would call them Guns & Roses or Benson & Hedges I think.
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I would love to meet your doggies, I love French mastiffs, wanted a bull mastiff myself, maybe one day.... Big slobber doggies are great, no need for a man they love you all the time even when you are ill and not looking to pretty, they just want you to scratch there ears and feed them. Don't know where I would be with out my girl now
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