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Author Topic: Your pets and have they ever misbehaved when you have had a client round? :)  (Read 2999 times)

Orchid

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My cat has to go into another room but sometimes makes a lot of noises and occasionally breaks things, clients think its either someone there or a burglar until I explain!!! she would be jumping all over them and as she is not part of the sex act I just joke and tell them..
some of my regulars love her who have cats also and so I let her loose in the lounge at the end of their booking

Princess

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  I have French Mastiffs ( 6 of them ) and a Bullmastiff'. French Mastiffs are the dog from the old film Turner & Hooch  Great big slobbery things that fart and smell horribly.   They are my babies and they cost me a small fortune  they all have stupid but relevant names   

Hooker  ( named after me ) 84 killos and only just over 2 years old 

Shabba  (Used to be a stud dog, so I named him after the  Shaba Ranks song Mr Lover-man)   

Chullo   ( cos he chews everything )

Spooks & Narca   (Cos Spooks was my favourite  TV program- I have the complete series on  box sets from the beginning and  I secretly  swooned over Adam Carter  ;D. And Narca is a narcy little cow always miserable  -  they are litter sisters and total little  bitches  )

The  Dude   (named after watching the film Hey Dude Where's my car  -  He is a real Dude in every way and very laid back- he is my show dog and is fantastic in the show ring. But he has a sock eating fetish and no socks are safe when he is around )

Hussey (a total and absolute Tart who  will wander off with anyone that smoothes her belly and she likes to watch the tv ) 
 
No more though cos I'm running out of names although if  I had two more dog  I would call them Guns & Roses or Benson & Hedges I think.
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I would love to meet your doggies, I love French mastiffs, wanted a bull mastiff myself, maybe one day....  Big slobber doggies are great, no need for a man they love you all the time even when you are ill and not looking to pretty, they just want you to scratch there ears and feed them. Don't know where I would be with out my girl now :)   <3

ParisB

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I would love to meet your doggies, I love French mastiffs, wanted a bull mastiff myself, maybe one day....  Big slobber doggies are great, no need for a man they love you all the time even when you are ill and not looking to pretty, they just want you to scratch there ears and feed them. Don't know where I would be with out my girl now :)   <3
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There are pictures of them on my website/ twitter -  they are my big babies.   French Mastiffs are actually much easier to train than bullmastiff i find.  Bullmastiff's ( I've had 4 over the years ) and they are incredibly stubborn probably because they have a lot of bulldog in them and they are very very one minded.  Every one including the one that I have now has taken a long time to train correctly  as they are in a world of there own. They know all the commands and will do them but often in their own time.     

French mastiffs on the other hand are a lot more submissive to their owners and eager to please. They pick things up quickly often within days. They can be stubborn but no where near as bad as the Bullmastiff's  If you do plan to get one  I would say do your research very carefully on them.  There a lot of back yard breeder breeding bull mastiffs and french mastiffs at the moment as they cost around ?1000 -  ?1500 so a lot of money in breeding them. However because of this you have a lot of french mastiffs and bull mastiffs that are not typical to the breed standard  and they are small and thin Some are not much bigger than a staffie and are being sold for ?1000. 

Also because of the type of the dog that they are I would recommend getting one from a puppy and socialise it loads between 8 -16 weeks old otherwise if you get an older dog of say 1 year old you can often get a lot of problems with them with other dogs if they havnt been socialised properly  ( all the ones that i have from puppies are brilliant with other dogs and  the ones that i got as older dogs are big terrorists  in disguise -   i speak from experience of this   ;D )



Ellie44

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My baby is a Bulldog he has OOOODLESSS of personality and would probably scare the life out of clients also! (He thinks anyones arms, legs, or anything reachable, is fair game)

Although he is only just over 7 months old, and a little shorter than he should be (bad breeders) he is very muscly and incredibly strong! My first ever dog and I went for a Bulldog... Just shows the naivety doesnt it! But we are trundling along nicely now for the most part! Hes incredibly stubborn, fearlessly determined, and really reallllly dominant and alpha!

Hes also really reallllly well trained for his age because im so strict with my little man! I think im going to work in Manchester instead of touring because I miss him too much (and my home).

Hes very handsome too, though I swear hes going through his teens as I keep catching him giving me evil looks haha! xXxX