Author Topic: Your pets and have they ever misbehaved when you have had a client round? :) (Read 3004 times)

Lil Lolita · « **on:** 30 March 2013, 02:55:39 pm »

Just wondering if any of you have pets (cats, dogs, birds, rabbits etc) that obviously are there when you do incalls. I presume they are shut away when a client books? Or have any ever misbehaved and done funny things?

Do any of your clients get scared or say they have allergies?

Princess · « **Reply #1 on:** 30 March 2013, 05:48:14 pm »

My dog barks when clients press the door bell, for that reason I hide behind the door to try and answer it before they press it.
My dog is locked in the front room and I let people know shes in there when they come over, I don't want people walking around my house espically my private front room when pictures of my family members. Most guys say they are fine with dogs are so I always say " Shes a very nervous dog and wets herself when she meets new people" I don't want them touching my dog.... Shes hypoallergenic... can't actually spell the word, so she doesn't molt and is fine for allergy suffers. Shes as good as gold really, longer bookings if its not raining I leave the patio door open for her to go in the garden (enclosed 6ft fence)

Kimmy · « **Reply #2 on:** 30 March 2013, 07:03:46 pm »

I have a dog and 3 cats my dog goes in the back garden when I work as she terrorizes clients jumping up licking and barking. Cats are ok they don't really do anything I lock them out the room.

Princess Emily why don't you want clients touching your dog lol? I don't mind and think it's sweet when they want to stroke my cats however I was furious once when a client arrived and I was stashing the money and came back to find him with my fat cat at arms length moving her out the room, it really pissed me off cos she doesn't like being picked up especially from someone she's never met! No client has ever attempted to pick my cat off the bed to put her out they leave me to do it she could have scratched him.

So I get what you mean about not wanting them to touch your dog and though it probably sounds weird to non pet lovers it really annoyed me the client dared pick my cat up and move her.

zoe · « **Reply #3 on:** 30 March 2013, 07:27:57 pm »

My cat just sleeps whenever I have an in-call, as she sleeps on our bed in the daytime. I may have to move her out of bedroom - but only I would do this.

She may come up to say "hello" to me or client but then go back downstairs to sleep. Oh she has a hard life

Princess · « **Reply #4 on:** 30 March 2013, 11:12:55 pm »

As a pet lover, she is my baby, I don't want "them" touching my baby. Sounds daft and over protective , but its also so that when i'm out walking her they dont recognise her, and she goes up to them in the park/beach etc I have my hat on and baggy clothes etc not the most noticable of people but my doggy is non-forgettable lol - mindless rambling I think, but hopefully it makes some sense.

woofy86 · « **Reply #5 on:** 30 March 2013, 11:37:49 pm »

Some dogs can't leave their owners alone, imagine ur dog at the other side of the bedroom door scratching and growling trying to get in, when you're busy doing your business. lol

Ellie44 · « **Reply #6 on:** 31 March 2013, 03:58:24 am »

I so get not wanting them to touch your dog! I tour so sadly my baby has to be looked after by someone else for 2-3 days. An added expense but wouldnt get rid of him for all the money in the world! But I try to imagine a client touching my dog and it makes me mad! Your dog is your pride and something that is kept pure, so that when you get showered and put your pjs on and cuddle with them they are YOURS and free from anything to do with work. Having a client touch them makes that line too blurred for my liking. It may seem an odd way of viewing things but its just my view and I think some things DO have to be kept pure- i.e for YOU only. Id love to take my dog and keep him in the apartment lounge where NO client goes, I miss him LOADS but hes wayyyy too boisterous for work! xx

The Bachelor · « **Reply #7 on:** 31 March 2013, 05:54:10 am »

My little kitty so bad. Last week I bought him along to the hotel. Me and a client are having a drink and he jumps up and causes my client to spill vodka/soda on his suit and tie.

Other times he goes and plays with people's feet making them laugh, or jumps up on the bed while we're in the middle of sex. When I put him in another room, he meows and meows incessantly until I either let him out or he falls asleep.

MsDee · « **Reply #8 on:** 31 March 2013, 09:08:31 am »

I have 9 cats and a dog, they are in the kitchen, obviously the cats only come into the kitchen when they are bored of terrorising the wild life. But I have never had clients complain about my animals actually most are shocked to find out I have any as my house has no trace or smell of them.

Ellie44 · « **Reply #9 on:** 31 March 2013, 07:21:23 pm »

My dog is the same as your cat Blaine- I wouldnt dare risk taking him on tour because if I put him in the kitchen at home when people visit he goes crazy barking for aaaaages, but if I allow him in he jumps all over the person and just doesnt stop! xx

ParisB · « **Reply #10 on:** 31 March 2013, 11:52:02 pm »

God if i took one of my dogs on tour with me they would scare the client to death Hooker is 84 killos

I do take one of my dogs ( often Hooker to work with me for company though ) and often punter will ask about my dogs cos i write about them on my blogs They usually shit themselves when they see him though.

BunnyLove · « **Reply #11 on:** 01 April 2013, 04:42:18 am »

Oooh i love this post

Im a crazy cat lady and have 2 little princess's, I put them in the front room when i have an incall but sometimes my youngest one hides under the bed, I dont realise shes there until id way through .... you know

.... and she lunches after one of our feet or something lol. All my clients are aware i have cats and i offer a complientary antihystimene to them

Some of my lovely clients bring the little treats or have asked to meet them and are so sweet to them

x

TheLittleMatchGirl · « **Reply #12 on:** 01 April 2013, 11:09:53 am »

bunnylove that's the cutest thing I've ever heard, clients bringing your girls treats!

Paris B what breed of dogs do you have ?

think id find it offputting having my kitty there, her expressions make me laugh to much (i sound crazy but some cats definitely have expressions!

ParisB · « **Reply #13 on:** 01 April 2013, 08:44:24 pm »

Quote from: TheLittleMatchGirl on 01 April 2013, 11:09:53 am

bunnylove that's the cutest thing I've ever heard, clients bringing your girls treats!

Paris B what breed of dogs do you have ?

think id find it offputting having my kitty there, her expressions make me laugh to much (i sound crazy but some cats definitely have expressions!

I have French Mastiffs ( 6 of them ) and a Bullmastiff'. French Mastiffs are the dog from the old film Turner & Hooch Great big slobbery things that fart and smell horribly. They are my babies and they cost me a small fortune they all have stupid but relevant names

Hooker ( named after me ) 84 killos and only just over 2 years old

Shabba (Used to be a stud dog, so I named him after the Shaba Ranks song Mr Lover-man)

Chullo ( cos he chews everything )

Spooks & Narca (Cos Spooks was my favourite TV program- I have the complete series on box sets from the beginning and I secretly swooned over Adam Carter

. And Narca is a narcy little cow always miserable - they are litter sisters and total little bitches )

The Dude (named after watching the film Hey Dude Where's my car - He is a real Dude in every way and very laid back- he is my show dog and is fantastic in the show ring. But he has a sock eating fetish and no socks are safe when he is around )

Hussey (a total and absolute Tart who will wander off with anyone that smoothes her belly and she likes to watch the tv )

No more though cos I'm running out of names although if I had two more dog I would call them Guns & Roses or Benson & Hedges I think.

MsDee · « **Reply #14 on:** 01 April 2013, 09:22:46 pm »

Quote from: ParisB on 01 April 2013, 08:44:24 pm

Quote from: TheLittleMatchGirl on 01 April 2013, 11:09:53 am

bunnylove that's the cutest thing I've ever heard, clients bringing your girls treats!

Paris B what breed of dogs do you have ?

think id find it offputting having my kitty there, her expressions make me laugh to much (i sound crazy but some cats definitely have expressions!

I have French Mastiffs ( 6 of them ) and a Bullmastiff'. French Mastiffs are the dog from the old film Turner & Hooch Great big slobbery things that fart and smell horribly. They are my babies and they cost me a small fortune they all have stupid but relevant names

Hooker ( named after me ) 84 killos and only just over 2 years old

Shabba (Used to be a stud dog, so I named him after the Shaba Ranks song Mr Lover-man)

Chullo ( cos he chews everything )

Spooks & Narca (Cos Spooks was my favourite TV program- I have the complete series on box sets from the beginning and I secretly swooned over Adam Carter . And Narca is a narcy little cow always miserable - they are litter sisters and total little bitches )

The Dude (named after watching the film Hey Dude Where's my car - He is a real Dude in every way and very laid back- he is my show dog and is fantastic in the show ring. But he has a sock eating fetish and no socks are safe when he is around )

Hussey (a total and absolute Tart who will wander off with anyone that smoothes her belly and she likes to watch the tv )

No more though cos I'm running out of names although if I had two more dog I would call them Guns & Roses or Benson & Hedges I think.

Awwww gorgeous, I would love to have a rottweiler again but I think my cats might have something to say about it.

Cats:

1. Liberace he freaken wails like him and is a real poofter
2. Rosie she is the lady of the house
3. Ghengis is my little monster who just terrorises everyone
4. Boudi after Boudicea she is a little madam
5/6. Tilly and Milly are twins
7. Ogies which is Afrikaans for big eyes as she has the biggest little eyes ever
8/9 is Reggie and Ronnie my twin boys both black with a patch of white on their tummies

Dog:

Dyson my Jack Russel he just eats everything that gets in his way

When i first started in the industry i had a rottie Alex, she was a big ol teddybear

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Lil Lolita

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