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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: Lolo on 06 February 2012, 04:39:12 pm
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I was wondering what everybodys favourite and least favourite feedback received is? Or any funny descriptions to make us smile? I chuckled today after receiving FB describing me as 'deeply foxy' definately my all time favourite feedback comment! Thought what a lovely thing to say. My least fave was a client describing me as 'the ronseal lady' not a particularly sexy description I thought!
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Well this was verbal feedback... I had a client that soo wanted a girlfriend and not the gfe... he spents lots on escorts monthly and decided that a real girlfriend may be cheaper... anyway I did not see him for a few weeks... when he came back on the scene he explained he had started dating... whilst being sexual with his new lady friend... bending her etc etc... no doubt.... at the end of a session one evening she said... I am not like that... I want to be cuddled and gently held and treated respectfully.... I feel like you have a very animal style about sex by doing A, B and C to me.. lol... he then said to me "Do you realise that you escorts have ruined me" I could not stop laughing as he did have a style to his loving.... I explained I could train him into gentle loving but he laughed and asked me to ruin him some more... Soo all our fault.. or my fault in this case. :)
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Verbal feedback: During the act....wow you have such a massive arse!!!
Bloody cheek
And no I didn't come after that surprise surprise
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my most recent ' she a tosser' ha ha read my post in warnings LOL
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My favourite was - 'she is filth, with a body made for sex. Don't have babies because it'll ruin it.' ::) Ummmm...
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where would i find any feed back of myself though not on adult work?
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Search for your contact details?
If you're only on AW, at least one repository of all client wisdom won't touch any feedback about you though.
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Have a look on punternet ruby x
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I was wondering what everybodys favourite and least favourite feedback received is? Or any funny descriptions to make us smile? I chuckled today after receiving FB describing me as 'deeply foxy' definately my all time favourite feedback comment! Thought what a lovely thing to say. My least fave was a client describing me as 'the ronseal lady' not a particularly sexy description I thought!
I think 'the Ronseal lady' is quite good actually - does what it says on the tin isn't it lol?!!!
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'A gargantuan pleasure!'
I'm a BBW and completely happy with it but even I pulled a face at this feedback on AW... I'm sure he meant it as a compliment but it still makes me shake my head even now!
R xx
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I was in bed with a client once and he said..."I've been thinking who you remind me of, and it's my favourite actress"....I was thinking of all the greats...Elizabeth Taylor, Sophia Loren, etc and feeling proud....and then he said, "Caroline Quentin"
I know she's not bad looking, but I can't stand the woman so I wasn't happy!
Instant inflated ego LOL
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I had a guy who spent a long time during the booking trying to recall who I reminded him off and promised to text me when he finally remembered. Days later I received the words;' Jane Horrocks' ( Bubbles from AbFab ). Again, nothing wrong with the woman ( and I am just as good an Actor ;) ) but he was insistent it was the accent more than anything..
I have also been told I remind a guy of Kerry Katona..
Good God, I am so not putting that one on my site ;D
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This is from a very good looking chap who visits me on cam quite often for a 2 way: "CHEEPEST girl on adultwork by far the CHEEPEST and best value for money worth every penny im a very happy customer :) lol xxx" Tongue in cheek from him but not sure it gives the best picture of me somehow... I did respond calling him a funny bugger and previous feedback is him calling me his misses so hopefully people realise how it's meant!
If Carlsberg wrote feedback I think it would probably go along the lines of this one from a lovely gent: "Excellent GFE, ticks all the boxes, definatley not a clock watcher. Would definately see again" 8)
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A guy whom I refused to see on more than one occasion, because on his 'enjoys' list he had bareback, plus feedback from an escort who offered bb.
'Time-wasting slag. Get this time wasting bitch off site!'
And then another one trying to 'help' me by restoring my dignity:
'Lovely girl, ignore the pillock who gave bad feedback'
:P
but the best one I've ever come across was a field report that my friend received from a client, who reckoned she reminded him of 'young lady Diana', and mentioned it around 15times. And let me tell you girls, she is nothing like Lady Di... lol!
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being described as "a tit wank waiting to happen" made me chuckle ;D
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being described as "a tit wank waiting to happen" made me chuckle ;D
Brilliant! :D
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yeah i thought it was quite good ;D