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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: Simone on 25 August 2010, 09:27:13 am
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Just some personal observations that have led me to think i might need to cut back on the amount of bookings i do (hmmmm can just imagine my agencies reaction to that ;D)
a. Your onto you THIRD bottle of Durex very cherry lube in just over a fortnight :o (to be fair i possibly use so much as it tastes so nice)
b. You bikini area has been shaved so many times its starting to look like the top of a pepperoni pizza.
c. Your stockings and lingerie are getting washed on such a regular basis that they can find their own way from the washing machine to the clothes horse ;D
So come on ladies and gents, what are your own personal warning signs?
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Oh I wish I had your problems!!!
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Oh I wish I had your problems!!!
Seconded!
xx
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Yup, if there are too many, you could always share ;) ;) ;)
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You lay back for your last client of the day and pray you have a bag of frozen peas available to cool off post punt. ;D
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Oh I wish I had your problems!!!
Seconded!
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If it makes you feel any better ladies these are mostly agency clients paying low rates so to make the same money you indie gals get from a single booking i probably have to do 5 ;D ;D Not trying to make anyone feel bad!
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If I have a warning sign it's when I'm cringing/snarling as soon as I hear my phone ring (which is rare enough since it generally goes on silent after twelve once folk have confirmed for the day). That and running out of Sudocrem ;D.
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If I have a warning sign it's when I'm cringing/snarling as soon as I hear my phone ring (which is rare enough since it generally goes on silent after twelve once folk have confirmed for the day). That and running out of Sudocrem ;D.
Yes that feeling where the ring tone on your phone starts to sound like the shower scene from Psycho is always a bad sign ;D
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You don't remember how many you've seen that day - without counting your money. Shameless :o
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...when you're too milked to go out and find sex with guys your age :P
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Definitely agreeing with that Joey!
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a good friend of mine is inviting me out to New York early next month...and Im unsure as to whether I should work or just have free sex with the millions of delicately, decadently fine men that exist in that city ???
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When you start saying 'hi it's lucy', to your friends. When you are on first names basis with the pharmacy where you get condoms. When you cannot remember the last time you didn't put make up on. When your shoes have bends at the toes from shagging in them. When you know which timewaster it is just by the last three digits. When your cheeks hurt, from fake smiling. When you have used canestan, diflucan, cystemme and lube all together in the same week. In short, when your name is Lucy Chambers.
Sorry guys, bad week.
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((((((((((LUCY)))))))))) :-*
When you run out of latex gloves! When you run out of condoms! When you double book, lie to the client, and he still comes back the next day! When you need to retire your boots, because you have worn them out. When your get RSI in your right arm. When you get jerkers claw. When you need to go to different Boots to stock up on condoms, because you are too embarrassed to buy 8 boxes from one.
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Hey Vi
I have seen you in person. You could never get anything as common as jerkers claw.
(((((vi)))))
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Oh Lucy I hope your going to take a couple of days off when you get home. Give you some time to recuperate and prevent you from smacking out at some twit. HUGSSSS
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You know your seeing too many clients when..... You go to your parents house for sunday lunch and your mam gives you ?100 back that she borrowed from you a few weeks previously. Instead of just putting it in your purse like a normal person you automatically start counting it out in front of her in the same way you would a client :o :o
Im still cringing at the memory, i didnt realise the everyday act of whoring could become so ingrained, what was i thinking?!
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You know your seeing too many clients when..... You go to your parents house for sunday lunch and your mam gives you ?100 back that she borrowed from you a few weeks previously. Instead of just putting it in your purse like a normal person you automatically start counting it out in front of her in the same way you would a client :o :o
Im still cringing at the memory, i didnt realise the everyday act of whoring could become so ingrained, what was i thinking?!
Yikes!
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LOL. I do it all the time. And that other thing, folding hundreds into bundles? Oh dear. Nevermind Simone, your mum probably just thinks you don't trust her. ;D
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Oh the money thing! That is almost compulsive. I always stack things in tidy little bundles. Also you know you have been doing too much Dom, when after a weeks tour, you start complaining about not having had a good shag! ::) I feel cobwebs forming.
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When a friend tells you how someone she called to enquire about a job at a pub was being sleazy and asking if she'd like to 'have some fun' and you exclaim: "And he didn't even offer to pay??"
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When you give your work number instead of private number to my friends partner... Realising it just in time
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When you go on a (real life) date and find them absolutely not to your taste, and so switch on the simpering, eager to please, flirtatious escort persona you do when you have nothing in common with a client and just have to do a professional job and make them feel good for the hour (even though you have no intention of taking this particular date past dinner).
And the date thinks he is in there. And you are like "WHY can't I just act like I am not interested if I am not interested?!?!?! WHY Does the escort me keep coming out?!?!"
Instead of just putting it in your purse like a normal person you automatically start counting it out in front of her in the same way you would a client :o :o
When your dad gives you some money in an envelope for your birthday and you say "I can't accept that! There's like 300 quid in there!" and he says "how do you know, you haven't even counted it yet?" HAHA! ;D
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When you sign your day job emails with your working girl name and then have 14 replies all asking why you are suddenly called 'Karen' Ooops!!
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You know you're seeing too many clients when: you start trusting clients so much, that you forget to hide the money after they paid you :-[
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When you go on a (real life) date and find them absolutely not to your taste, and so switch on the simpering, eager to please, flirtatious escort persona you do when you have nothing in common with a client and just have to do a professional job and make them feel good for the hour (even though you have no intention of taking this particular date past dinner).
And the date thinks he is in there. And you are like "WHY can't I just act like I am not interested if I am not interested?!?!?! WHY Does the escort me keep coming out?!?!"
Ok, thats just being fake LOL. Sorry to say....but I would have no respect for a guy who acts all nice and friendly and then inside he has no intention on seeing me again. But then again, from experience...I know that being too nice is usually someone who's hiding something.
Its ok to be fake when you're getting paid...but not with a date. Then again, thats why no one should get their hopes up on the 1st date, no matter how nice so and so is being.
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Ok, thats just being fake LOL. Sorry to say....but I would have no respect for a guy who acts all nice and friendly and then inside he has no intention on seeing me again. But then again, from experience...I know that being too nice is usually someone who's hiding something.
Its ok to be fake when you're getting paid...but not with a date. Then again, thats why no one should get their hopes up on the 1st date, no matter how nice so and so is being.
Joey, the world is a different place when you're a woman. It's a lot easier to simper nicely at a guy and just try to escape from him when he's not looking than to tell him honestly to his face what you think, especially when you don't know him from Adam.
Straight guys often complain that women aren't up-front enough with them but for god's sake. Men are unpredictable and too likely to become violent or weird - in theory, I'm all about everyone being honest with everyone else, but in practice, I would never advise a woman who is alone with a man to risk provoking him. I've simpered myself at clients that I was afraid of, and spend most of my non-working life avoiding being in any sort of similar position. It's not "being fake" or "hiding something". Last time I confronted a man in the street (the one who was taking pictures up a girl's skirt from behind her) he ran right up to me to get right in my face, in a decidedly unfriendly way, and if there hadn't've been witnesses I probably would've got a slap.
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Joey, the world is a different place when you're a woman. I'm all about everyone being honest with everyone else, but in practice, I would never advise a woman who is alone with a man to risk provoking him.
Well, obviously it is. But, you would think the date would be taking place inside a resturaunt. I dont think there is anything wrong with acting non-chalant during a date if the interest is not there. Because if he is lead on to think she likes him, that means the man not only waste more time and money on an un-interested women (or man, in my case LOL)...but he may get his hopes up.
She doesn't necessarily have to say, "You're not my type" but to be flirtation and overly-accomodating is not the right way either. It sends mixed messages. If a guy were to do the same thing, he'd be called a player and everything else in the book. But its not a guy/girl thing...its about not pretending to be something you're not.
But then again, there are no guarantees on a 1st date...but why make things more complicated. I just dont like fake people. Of course, Im no saint either...we all are fake at one point or another :P