Just some personal observations that have led me to think i might need to cut back on the amount of bookings i do (hmmmm can just imagine my agencies reaction to that )

a. Your onto you THIRD bottle of Durex very cherry lube in just over a fortnight (to be fair i possibly use so much as it tastes so nice)

b. You bikini area has been shaved so many times its starting to look like the top of a pepperoni pizza.

c. Your stockings and lingerie are getting washed on such a regular basis that they can find their own way from the washing machine to the clothes horse


So come on ladies and gents, what are your own personal warning signs?

Oh I wish I had your problems!!!

Seconded!

xx

You lay back for your last client of the day and pray you have a bag of frozen peas available to cool off post punt.

If I have a warning sign it's when I'm cringing/snarling as soon as I hear my phone ring (which is rare enough since it generally goes on silent after twelve once folk have confirmed for the day). That and running out of Sudocrem .

You don't remember how many you've seen that day - without counting your money. Shameless 

Definitely agreeing with that Joey!

xx

When you start saying 'hi it's lucy', to your friends. When you are on first names basis with the pharmacy where you get condoms. When you cannot remember the last time you didn't put make up on. When your shoes have bends at the toes from shagging in them. When you know which timewaster it is just by the last three digits. When your cheeks hurt, from fake smiling. When you have used canestan, diflucan, cystemme and lube all together in the same week. In short, when your name is Lucy Chambers.


Sorry guys, bad week.

Hey Vi

I have seen you in person. You could never get anything as common as jerkers claw.

(((((vi)))))