you're watching CSI and an investigator goes past with his 'FORENSICS' jacket on, and you mistake the word for foreskin.... 

Well they do say we only read the first and last letter of a word and the rest we make up in our head.

I've done the same ladies so none of us are alone. 

PMSL!!

I think cos I'm just getting started I'm trying to absorb so much and learn so much as quick as I can that I've got sex sex sex on the brain.

I've noticed I've started looking at random blokes in Tesco - once I'd have been thinking, coo-err, I'd give him one/potential boyfriend, now I look at typically older blokes and think oh he'd be ok as a client!!!! No other criteria than that.

Ha ha ha ha ha! Mental isn't it, how your criteria is utterly different!! You think 'He wouldn't be too horrific to shag, he looks quite clean and he's not overtly grossly overweight or smelly looking!'.

This is the death knell for two interested males!

The man at the local little Tesco (who in an other lifetime I have to say I am sure I could get VERY jiggy with - there's something about him....)

and

my mate (who I shagged few weeks ago) who keeps making assumptive comments such as 'Next time...' - which has, in tandem with what I'm doing now, just guaranteed him that there will not be a next time ever lol!!!

If there's no dollar in it, I'm afraid my interest has gone down to virtually zero.

If there's no dollar in it, I'm afraid my interest has gone down to virtually zero.

I second that.

I often look at other men about and try to guess if they use escorts or not

God its the anwsering my personal phone as me and not as Paris  and trying not to speak to men  ( any man from my son, other half, to the milkman and the plumber the electrician and the vets where i spend a huge amount of time in my dumb hooker voice 

its like having a split personality -    and while i dont look at men and scoring them
  i am terribly guilty of looking at women and thinking could she work nah    could she  definatly  or if i see a woman in a nice car in the daytime  i automatically think that she is an escort   i cant help it   im guilty of sex by assosciation

I do exactly the same thing look and women and think could she work and my god that lady could make a fortune - guilty too

Me too - 'real' relationships tend to suck (yes, I am bitter and twisted following wasting 5 of the best years on some total coke-sniffing pillock) but I'd take a meeting with the lovely dairy farmer I saw for an hour on my first weekend over that any day of the week!! How simple and uncomplicated that was... and how enjoyable (of course, I know not all meetings will be this good - I was lucky to have such a nice fella).

Anyhoo, I've just been looking through my catalogue for 'work clothes' (not lingerie) based on the fact that I've got my very first out call next week and have been looking in my wardrobe and realising that I really only have two dresses that I would wear really. So now I'm ignoring all the pages with corners turned over that I put there months ago as I am now looking with an entirely different set of criteria for analysing the suitability of clothing! I know realise suitable stuff must:

- not too short so if I was wearing stockings the stocking tops don't show (of course, due to aforementioned issues with afixing stockings/suspenders dealt with on the 'Hold Ups' thread, I can't really disappear into the bathroom for about ten minutes to have this struggle when I get to the guy's room so I'd have to put them on before I left home!!)
- not something you have to take off over your head so that you a. get make up all over the front or b. a nutter tries to take advantage of your temporary armlessness/blindness or c. you just look like a dillock as you try and drag it off over your nice hairdo
- mustn't have backless or cutout bits or lingerie will show through the holes.

I have found that the above rules out 95% of dresses, most of which don't even come with a bloody zip and mostly you are left with:

- shift dresses (although no good for some of the teddy/cami type lingerie I've got as they would be creased to hell by the time you arrived)
- pencil skirts and blouses/cami's.

When arriving at in-call locations I usually dress in jeans and flats with my mac on (modelling myself on a dodgy flasher-type).

Do you think most guys 'expect' stockings and suspenders, out of interest?