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foxydeelight

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #120 on: 16 November 2012, 07:56:26 pm »
Quote from: Daisy Penny on 16 November 2012, 03:19:34 pm
you have more baby wipes and sudocrem than a childrens day care centre
.  Sudocrem ???? Isnt that a bit dry ???:S lol x
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #121 on: 16 November 2012, 08:20:02 pm »
Quote from: foxydeelight on 16 November 2012, 07:56:26 pm
Quote from: Daisy Penny on 16 November 2012, 03:19:34 pm
you have more baby wipes and sudocrem than a childrens day care centre
.  Sudocrem ???? Isnt that a bit dry ???:S lol x

I think it's recommended for after the action.
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #122 on: 16 November 2012, 08:52:23 pm »
Quote from: Strawberry on 16 November 2012, 08:20:02 pm
Quote from: foxydeelight on 16 November 2012, 07:56:26 pm
Quote from: Daisy Penny on 16 November 2012, 03:19:34 pm
you have more baby wipes and sudocrem than a childrens day care centre
.  Sudocrem ???? Isnt that a bit dry ???:S lol x

I think it's recommended for after the action.
. Aaaahhhh salt n savlon bath meself ;) x
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #123 on: 17 November 2012, 04:18:37 am »
You know you're an escort when...

...You place an ad on gumtree giving away something for free, assume everyone who replies is a timewaster...then end up trying to explain to 8 different people why you gave the old pc you promised them to the someone else.

So untrusting.
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #124 on: 17 November 2012, 10:19:21 am »
youre relieved when an aquantance cancels a night out so you can make money eleswhere instead !
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #125 on: 17 November 2012, 01:20:08 pm »
When doing your hair and make up becomes something you can do in 20 mins flat, with a shower!

When you can also shave certain parts without looking...and successfully not cut yourself.

When youre used to having cash everywhere, and occasionally find rolls of notes in a sock in your drawer (wahooo!  ;D )
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #126 on: 17 November 2012, 09:51:50 pm »
Quote from: ladychannel on 05 July 2012, 10:03:10 pm
simply hilarious girls..mmm let me think,

becomming concious that everyone has seen you before somewhere ie on AW AND you get more looks from fellas in supermarkets with their wives.

This is so true, I notice that whenever I go out locally I get a lot more looks off guys out with their OH, and its usually one of nervousness and 'is that you?' perverted suspicion  ;D I get well paranoid thinking 'no way, I bet you've seen me online'

Maybe its true or maybe its just my escort mind, haha!
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #127 on: 18 November 2012, 04:46:55 pm »
-your in a huge, poundland queue,buying wipes,mouthwash and condoms and think, is this really going to save me money,in long run, or am i going to miss 150 quid,shall i just go next door to boots???
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #128 on: 18 November 2012, 08:56:11 pm »
When in B&Q and look at something realising it would have a use during a dom session lol
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #129 on: 19 November 2012, 03:40:46 pm »
Standing at the cash machine on a Sunday making a deposit, you look over at the one next to you and notice a fellow wg doing the same thing.

You need to make deposits on Sunday, because the weekend was busy.

The spending cash you keep for incidentals, is about as much as the average persons weekly salary.
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Melanie

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #130 on: 19 November 2012, 05:50:08 pm »
when you get introduced to someone whose real name is your working name! And it gives you the creeps...
Has happened to me! And I had to exchange a few emails with her to arrange a surprise for a mutual friend. Never got used to seeing an email in my inbox from 'firstname/lastname' which was exactly my working name. Had to be very careful to sign my email with my real name. Confusing  :FF
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #131 on: 19 November 2012, 06:04:07 pm »
Quote from: Melanie on 19 November 2012, 05:50:08 pm
when you get introduced to someone whose real name is your working name! And it gives you the creeps...
Has happened to me! And I had to exchange a few emails with her to arrange a surprise for a mutual friend. Never got used to seeing an email in my inbox from 'firstname/lastname' which was exactly my working name. Had to be very careful to sign my email with my real name. Confusing  :FF

Never met anyone with the same name as my working name but I do have to double check that I'm signing my non work related emails off in my real name! Autopilot almost sees me signing off with my work name with three small kisses each time! LOL!
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Kimmy

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #132 on: 19 November 2012, 07:39:13 pm »
Quote from: Melanie on 19 November 2012, 05:50:08 pm
when you get introduced to someone whose real name is your working name! And it gives you the creeps...
Has happened to me! And I had to exchange a few emails with her to arrange a surprise for a mutual friend. Never got used to seeing an email in my inbox from 'firstname/lastname' which was exactly my working name. Had to be very careful to sign my email with my real name. Confusing  :FF

I changed my original working name when I met my boyfriend, and found out it was his sisters name  :o
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #133 on: 21 November 2012, 08:40:52 pm »
Quote from: Melanie on 19 November 2012, 05:50:08 pm
when you get introduced to someone whose real name is your working name! And it gives you the creeps...

I had a friend with the same first name as my working name. She died and it felt so strange, like I was stealing something from her. Soiling her name.  :'(
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #134 on: 25 November 2012, 04:32:59 pm »
When your shopping basket in boots consists of babywipes, ramer sponges, baby oil, lube, lipstick, condoms and chewing gum.

When you work out the cost of new stuff in time value rather than money, eg, new shoes ?50 ..'ahh thats only 15minutes....'

When you start thinking of all the free sex you had before you were an escort and thinking oh my god i should be a millionaire by now...


LOVE this thread!!
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