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Little_Miss_Misanthropy

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #105 on: 15 October 2012, 12:08:32 am »
...you forget what your own voice sounds like. Seriously GFE has mostly been for me: Be fucked then sit and listen, nod, maybe voice an opinion - only to be cut across midpoint. Don't get irritated *smile*, nod, repeat as required. Patronisingly be told you're intelligent by man who has not actually listened to you speak. (I sound bitter, sorry it's PMS - I do have one fantastic client that I feel masses of affection for, and who lets me talk, and not only because I think my accent reminds him of an old girlfriend, but because he's normal and doesn't seem to need me to stroke his intellectual ego).
I never knew men talked this much before I started escorting - but then, I'd never really spent this.much.time with men ever.

I think being exposed to so much testosterone is making me more blokey - I found my first ever chin hair today  :o.

Gosh ramble, sorry!
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #106 on: 15 October 2012, 08:26:07 am »
...you forget what your own voice sounds like. Seriously GFE has mostly been for me: Be fucked then sit and listen, nod, maybe voice an opinion - only to be cut across midpoint. Don't get irritated *smile*, nod, repeat as required. Patronisingly be told you're intelligent by man who has not actually listened to you speak. (I sound bitter, sorry it's PMS - I do have one fantastic client that I feel masses of affection for, and who lets me talk, and not only because I think my accent reminds him of an old girlfriend, but because he's normal and doesn't seem to need me to stroke his intellectual ego).
I never knew men talked this much before I started escorting - but then, I'd never really spent this.much.time with men ever.

I think being exposed to so much testosterone is making me more blokey - I found my first ever chin hair today  :o.

Gosh ramble, sorry!
I don't voice an opinion, due to the fact they aren't there to hear what I have to say. After the sex, they want to have the ego massaged. They want to be told they are handsome, desirable, and good little men, who aren't doing anything wrong. Fine, for the 55 minutes they are paying me for, I can hummm and haaaaa on queue. When the conversation becomes too boring, I will write blog posts in my head, plan out my afternoon, week, next vacation, and when it really becomes boring, distract them with more sex. There is only so much bullshit I can endure in be sitting.
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #107 on: 15 October 2012, 12:11:25 pm »
...you forget what your own voice sounds like. Seriously GFE has mostly been for me: Be fucked then sit and listen, nod, maybe voice an opinion - only to be cut across midpoint. Don't get irritated *smile*, nod, repeat as required. Patronisingly be told you're intelligent by man who has not actually listened to you speak. (I sound bitter, sorry it's PMS - I do have one fantastic client that I feel masses of affection for, and who lets me talk, and not only because I think my accent reminds him of an old girlfriend, but because he's normal and doesn't seem to need me to stroke his intellectual ego).
I never knew men talked this much before I started escorting - but then, I'd never really spent this.much.time with men ever.

I think being exposed to so much testosterone is making me more blokey - I found my first ever chin hair today  :o.

Gosh ramble, sorry!

So so right! Haha, had a client like this and then he said about another girl "I don't like that last girl I saw from agency,she talked far too much"
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #108 on: 15 October 2012, 03:34:22 pm »
It may be that I'm quite chatty anyway but I have never had this problem, I have often said outloud "shout up Di and get on with it" which always raises a smile. I guess if I did have a chatty guy then the best way to shut them up is to either kiss them or shove your nipple in their mouth! LOL!  ;D People often chat when they're nervous and don't what to do, take the lead and tell them it's time to stop talking and start the action  8)

Little_Miss_Misanthropy

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #109 on: 16 October 2012, 09:25:11 am »

I don't voice an opinion, due to the fact they aren't there to hear what I have to say. After the sex, they want to have the ego massaged. They want to be told they are handsome, desirable, and good little men, who aren't doing anything wrong. Fine, for the 55 minutes they are paying me for, I can hummm and haaaaa on queue. When the conversation becomes too boring, I will write blog posts in my head, plan out my afternoon, week, next vacation, and when it really becomes boring, distract them with more sex. There is only so much bullshit I can endure in be sitting.

If it's an hour I'm fine, I can smile and nod - it's the extended bookings that do my head in. Sleeping with someone you don't know: easy. Sleeping with someone who after a 5 hour dinner date you now know is a chauvenistic, egotistic, idiotic, Tory: much, much harder. But I get paid an awful lot so I'll stop complaining (it was pms...).

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #110 on: 18 October 2012, 02:02:35 am »

I don't voice an opinion, due to the fact they aren't there to hear what I have to say. After the sex, they want to have the ego massaged. They want to be told they are handsome, desirable, and good little men, who aren't doing anything wrong. Fine, for the 55 minutes they are paying me for, I can hummm and haaaaa on queue. When the conversation becomes too boring, I will write blog posts in my head, plan out my afternoon, week, next vacation, and when it really becomes boring, distract them with more sex. There is only so much bullshit I can endure in be sitting.

If it's an hour I'm fine, I can smile and nod - it's the extended bookings that do my head in. Sleeping with someone you don't know: easy. Sleeping with someone who after a 5 hour dinner date you now know is a chauvenistic, egotistic, idiotic, Tory: much, much harder. But I get paid an awful lot so I'll stop complaining (it was pms...).
It could be much worse. Imagine being married to the twat.
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #111 on: 18 October 2012, 03:06:03 pm »

I don't voice an opinion, due to the fact they aren't there to hear what I have to say. After the sex, they want to have the ego massaged. They want to be told they are handsome, desirable, and good little men, who aren't doing anything wrong. Fine, for the 55 minutes they are paying me for, I can hummm and haaaaa on queue. When the conversation becomes too boring, I will write blog posts in my head, plan out my afternoon, week, next vacation, and when it really becomes boring, distract them with more sex. There is only so much bullshit I can endure in be sitting.
If it's an hour I'm fine, I can smile and nod - it's the extended bookings that do my head in. Sleeping with someone you don't know: easy. Sleeping with someone who after a 5 hour dinner date you now know is a chauvenistic, egotistic, idiotic, Tory: much, much harder. But I get paid an awful lot so I'll stop complaining (it was pms...).
It could be much worse. Imagine being married to the twat.

you know you're an escort when out on a dinner date the guy, as described above, starts arguing with the waiters and making a proper scene and you feel like looking at everyone else that's staring and you wonder what are thinking about you...feeling sorry or they know you've been paid for the show?!
Take care, play safe and sane !

Little_Miss_Misanthropy

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #112 on: 18 October 2012, 06:16:56 pm »
You know literally how it feels, to be all shagged out.

Seriously, I'm dead - and I only did 4 (and a half)...

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #113 on: 18 October 2012, 06:25:26 pm »
You know literally how it feels, to be all shagged out.

Seriously, I'm dead - and I only did 4 (and a half)...

and i feel im gonna die if i dont get laid lol
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #114 on: 18 October 2012, 06:30:29 pm »
I know exactly what you mean, I have just come back from a three day break away with a client and not only do I have a water infection for my trouble, I'm mentally exhausted and numb  :-[
I actually think I fell asleep with my eyes open during a few conversations! Didn't know it was possible  ;D

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #115 on: 19 October 2012, 10:56:15 pm »
I know exactly what you mean, I have just come back from a three day break away with a client and not only do I have a water infection for my trouble, I'm mentally exhausted and numb  :-[
I actually think I fell asleep with my eyes open during a few conversations! Didn't know it was possible  ;D
Poor baby, you have to build up to such long dates. Bad tv program's, loads of chocolate, and lots of unsweetened cranberry juice. Feel better
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #116 on: 21 October 2012, 01:52:08 am »
When even though you are renting you know that it's going to be far cheaper in the long run to call an emergency plumber than wait for your land lord to sort out plumbing problems and cancel appointments  :FF
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #117 on: 25 October 2012, 03:08:04 pm »
When even though you are renting you know that it's going to be far cheaper in the long run to call an emergency plumber than wait for your land lord to sort out plumbing problems and cancel appointments  :FF

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #118 on: 16 November 2012, 03:19:34 pm »
you have more baby wipes and sudocrem than a childrens day care centre

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #119 on: 16 November 2012, 03:50:39 pm »
after being on tour for a while it takes time to get used to my real name.