...When Youve looked through more key holes than a russian spy
...When you could do the advert,for "putting on a condom"demonstration,with your eyes closed.
...when you could be a proffesional light and dimmer expert,for photgrathers..to get the most flattering lite.
...When your express top ups,favorite customer.
...When You have packed and unpacked,more suitcases than Mary nightingale..
...When some of your towels at home,have hotels lable.
...When you have looked at more ceilings,than a plasterer.
...When your moody and tired all the time!and short tempered!!
...when your typing and texting is quicker than a court stenographer.
...When certain dressings and sauces turn your stomach at meals and people wonder why!!
