When your new boyfriend asks you why you are so good at sex, when you're only 21... and you go  bright red and mumble something about an experimental ex 

awkward...

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.........walking into any hotel no matter whether there on business or fun you start noting the location of camera, lifts, friendliness of doormen, key card access, and general busyiness of the staff.

..........you start walking into random hotels and inspecting them for all of the above. Just in case.

...........you pop an ad up for your vacation destination. You never know.

............you can knick towels from a housekeeping trolley, without breaking stride.

I think it's defo time for me to hang up my stockings ........ Was listening to the commentator on the Olympics and he said 'constitution hill' to which I obviously heard 'prostitution hill' ..... Maybe it's just selective hearing I've got.

Every man you see, any age, any situation is, in your head, a man who uses escorts. You look at every single guy & wonder who he pays for sex, or if he'll be walking through your door tomorrow.
You see happy couples of all ages & feel sorry for the girl because you know what the guy's like.
You will never trust a man to be faithful ever again.
In every handbag, coat, kitchen drawer, and in every nook & cranny in your car, there are condoms!
Your handbag is twice as big as anyone elses.
You find random ?20's in all sorts of places, and the odd ?150 tucked away!
You know in your heart that no guy will ever want to be with you, coz they'll never see past the job.
You have the same conversation, answer the same questions, over & over & over... day after day... week after week lol
You have loaddddsss of money & can afford to get nice things & have nice treats & go nice places
You havn't got time for a life of your own, and when you do get a couple of hours to yourself, you just mong out & do nothing... coz you just don't have the energy to talk to anyone.
You go for a night out, get irritated with all the gorgeous guys chatting you up, and wish they'd piss off & leave you alone!
You're off on a night on the town with your mates, but you don't bother to shave or make too much of an effort... coz the last thing you want to do is pull!
It's a luxury not having to shave on your day off!
You really lose respect & faith in men & love.
When you have normal unpaid sex there's a little voice in your head saying "I could be getting ?150 for this, why am I giving it away for free?!"
When the subject of sex comes up with your friends, you rule the conversation!
None of your washloads are normal clothes, it's all underwear!
You go clothes shopping... and come back with even more underwear!
You don't have a life, because after a week of full time entertaining, talking nonstop, and giving every bit of yourself away, you just can't be bothered to go and socialise... especially as you're not getting paid for it!
When everything in your head revolves around sex... and you forget not to assume that everyone else is the same!
When you're lonely & isolated & feel like you're under the radar of a normal life.
When, unexpectedly, your doorbell rings when you weren't stood there waiting for it for the first time in 6mths... and it totally freaks you out... if it's not a client then who in the hell is it?!
When you can't switch off on your day off.
When even unpaid sex doesn't turn you on, in your mind, anymore, coz it's work.
When dates are pretty much identical to work... except they go on too long, and you don't get paid for it, so you stop going on them!
When your shopping basket consists of: condoms, lube, baby wipes, chewing gum, mouthwash,  3 ready meals, loo roll, milk, battries, male shower gel, razors, and that's it, twice a week... so you alternate between all the tesco's, asda's, & sainsbury's all over the city!
You're sooo paranoid about losing your phone!
When you're financially independent, and don't want, or need a man in your life... coz you earn more than them anway!
When every time you take a job the thought briefly flits through your head that it could be really dangerous, before you block it out.

you look at decent homes on the roadside as youre driving  by; and check parking would be suitable for clients if you lived there !!!!