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Lady Frog

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #705 on: 18 December 2019, 10:33:12 pm »
Quote from: Phoenix on 18 December 2019, 05:38:05 pm
All of the above  ;D

On a day when you fitted in a smear test followed by a swim session, followed by an evening of outcalls, you realise you got dressed and undressed no less than 12 times in a single day.. Before you even crash back into your 'jamas 😏

This

On my day off last week I had my normal tests at the GUM clinic, then went for a brazilian wax. Made me wonder why I can't seem to go a single day without getting some poor sod to touch my fanny ::)
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #706 on: 18 December 2019, 10:52:50 pm »
Quote from: Lady Frog on 18 December 2019, 10:33:12 pm
This

On my day off last week I had my normal tests at the GUM clinic, then went for a brazilian wax. Made me wonder why I can't seem to go a single day without getting some poor sod to touch my fanny ::)
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BangerRacing

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #707 on: 19 December 2019, 07:34:06 am »
You sing a healing meditation song to your vagina before you go to bed, reassuring her that next week is time off for xmas.  :angel:
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matcha

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #708 on: 16 February 2020, 11:52:57 pm »
You have tens of condoms and a couple of lubes, butt plugs and dildos next to the bible in the nightstand in your hotel room  ;D
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Curvymamma

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #709 on: 28 April 2020, 09:04:39 pm »
Quote from: matcha on 16 February 2020, 11:52:57 pm
You have tens of condoms and a couple of lubes, butt plugs and dildos next to the bible in the nightstand in your hotel room  ;D

Lol I always feel guilty about the bible being in the same drawer as my condoms and toys, so I always hide it in the wardrobe.
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #710 on: 29 April 2020, 01:33:23 pm »
Quote from: Curvymamma on 28 April 2020, 09:04:39 pm
Lol I always feel guilty about the bible being in the same drawer as my condoms and toys, so I always hide it in the wardrobe.

I do the exact same thing. Lol
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Philippa Joyce

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #711 on: 03 May 2020, 11:00:19 am »
When the contacts in your phone are like

dna1
DNA 2
Old fart
Tw1
Tw2
Smelly
Yummy man
Numbnuts
Arsewipe
Microdick
Nice man...... ;D ;D ;D
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Snow Whitest

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #712 on: 16 May 2020, 10:06:33 pm »
1. When you have a full chest of drawers that contains purely lingerie..
2. When your weekly washing consists of PJs and lingerie..
3. When you don't actually bother buying clothes anymore as you never wear them..

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TantricTease

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #713 on: 16 May 2020, 10:15:47 pm »
When you look at guys in the street and silently judge them “now he looks like a GFE type with a huge knob and fingers with long nails”😂😂😂
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