When you tell your hairdresser you want a blow job instead of a blow dry!!! luckily she has a sense of humour

When you happily strip off anywhere, in front of anyone, and realise later that this may not have been all that appropriate...   

Likewise, when you see someone naked in a place they probably shouldn't be, and don't bat an eyelid (whilst your mate / family member is horrified)   

When you happily strip off anywhere, in front of anyone, and realise later that this may not have been all that appropriate...   

Likewise, when you see someone naked in a place they probably shouldn't be, and don't bat an eyelid (whilst your mate / family member is horrified)   

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Bonus points for your civvy mate saying "Youre very non body focussed arent you"

Your friends see the *other phone* and ask why you've got two.
I say oh I'm. A player sometimes. Not sure if they believe me or not!!

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Bonus points for your civvy mate saying "Youre very non body focussed arent you"

Hahaha absolutely!! 

When ppl are talking about this job slash industry & getting it all wrong. How we're all either nymphos, drug addicts, con artists or millionaires. I'm sure this has already been mentioned, I didn't read all 45 pages yet.
I am none  of these things, thanks. I have to sit there & keep my mouth shut (man, is that hard)while I/we are being maligned ~ like we don't have enough problems already🙄.

1) When you pay everything with cash while everyone around you pays everything with cards.

2) When the sex scenes in the cinema seem both boring and perfectly unrealistic.

3) When you have enough lingerie to dress 10 civvie women.

4) When everyone around a table denounces the sexual exploitation of prostitutes and you dare not say anything.

All of the above 

On a day when you fitted in a smear test followed by a swim session, followed by an evening of outcalls, you realise you got dressed and undressed no less than 12 times in a single day.. Before you even crash back into your 'jamas 😏

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