When you browse through TK Max and admire small boxes as suitable containers to put condoms in...

When you have been paying cash in stores for so long, you haven’t noticed the system changed where you put your card in when you pay with a debit card. Happened to me a few years back after being a WG for a good long time. The clerk in a dry tone: it has been a while since the cards should be put in on the top in stead of under the key board.... oops....

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When you had your birthday and had to double check how old you actually are 

Haha 

When you can predict the end of the sentence.."Y'know, I'm really unusual for a man because...
...I actually like to make the woman feel good!" 

" Ah, really? Oh that's fab to hear! " ( for the fifth time this week.. )

When you see the younger civvy girls out posing in their see thru belly revealing tops and painfully high shoes and think "yeah you would never guess from looking at my boring sensible and comfortable outfit that I wear what you are wearing indoors and get highly paid for it"

When you see a man near your home on his mobile and think "I wonder if he is just confirming he is there and getting the door number from some hooker" when he is probably not!

 

When you plan to extend your tour and only came with one set of casual clothing. So you go to your saving grace of Primark spend minimum 20 quid nothing over on leggings and few tops.

Deacivated fakebook because i cant relate to any of the non escort wall posts and people and just find saafe far better x 

 oh my god this is so true I used to be a social media addict now I am a saafe Uke and aw addict this is by far the funniest 45 page posts I've ever come across xxxx

When you plan to extend your tour and only came with one set of casual clothing. So you go to your saving grace of Primark spend minimum 20 quid nothing over on leggings and few tops.

  so true