Omg! I always have tensed muscles in higher back/neck area. And once I went for a massage - after couple of days of incalls + gym session. They guy said interesting how you got tension here - I just said I was at gym yesterday, he said hm... you couldn't get that from there really.

OMG 

sounds like a common side effect of escorting!  I think one of the biggest misunderstood points of having sex for money is 'oh its so easy, you just lie there and get fucked for 1 hour, etc' but as you know, wow its very hard at times and really makes you ache afterwards. I injured my back a few years ago (gym related) so mine is weak anyway, also on top of this I go to the gym everyday so makes me wary as your back is very important if you mess that up, your fucked (not in a good way) for work. Like one time, was a very slow day and my back was hurting, got a late meet from a client I knew was going to be so rough and non stop actual sex. part of me was like I should turn it down but as it was a bad earning day I took it and did say please be gentle. He was very nice and friendly so said thats fine but nope! he fucked me in every way possible, up, down and all around! omg my poor back! but work is work so suppose worth it. Thats why I make sure to get a proper massage now and again. Dont care about them judging me! 

When you have a guy coming over for social time & you tell him to park outside number 5 & call from his car for house number 

When you have a guy coming over for social time & you tell him to park outside number 5 & call from his car for house number 

 
Or tell him you no need to know my flat door number. My flat is on the end of corridor with a grey door mat.

When you have a guy coming over for social time & you tell him to park outside number 5 & call from his car for house number 

I find myself doing this with friends! I have almost texted my postdcode saying ...?you need to confirm at X time, and then give me a call once you?ve arrived?

... you come to the realisation that men as old as your grandad use escorts and still have sex =/

Not even, how about the thought of your grandad booking an escort

Your block list is longer than your contacts list.

Having sex completely naked just feels weird (you?re so used to wearing stockings)

When on your phone in public checking AW and Saafe,constantly glance around you  to see no one is peeping at your screen.

Forgetting to turn your work phone off inside your bag when on public?s transport... and it keeps on ring ring ringing!

Google search is for civvies.... Saafe search is for escorts

No need for a clock, you just automatically can sense when half an hour or an hour of time is up!

When you always automatically go to put the condom on/take it off/clean up on civvie dates