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firsttimer

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #615 on: 31 October 2017, 06:58:08 pm »
You can wash your hair and leave your eyeliner wings INTACT.

Guiltypleasure

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #616 on: 03 November 2017, 01:01:44 pm »
Well I went to accountants to do accounts the other day , before going I needed to check all my bags etc for receipts ( I do keep together but found a few extra)

Every single bag had condoms and mini lube in the side pockets the I did my make up and yep they were in both my little make up bags too !!!

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #617 on: 03 November 2017, 03:53:03 pm »
I said today at work PSE instead of PPE (personal protective equipment). No one noticed my slip up i hope x

 ;D ;D That cracked me up.

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« Reply #618 on: 03 November 2017, 05:49:58 pm »
Yep lol , made me have a little re-think , don't want to leave a condom trail as I'm walking along plus if I'm with family it's a habit to say " Oooh I've got one/ it in my bag have a rummage and you'll find"
Ha ha ha !

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #619 on: 03 November 2017, 07:20:54 pm »
Probably already said but when I am pushing the trolley around Sainsburys and think each and every man in here could easily be a punter.

I do this wherever I am but in the supermarket when you are slowly wandering up and down the aisles it always surprises me how many men who are shopping with their wives are ogling other women. I sometimes ask myself I wonder if he has been browsing adultWk today.   :o

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #620 on: 03 November 2017, 07:50:05 pm »
Probably already said but when I am pushing the trolley around Sainsburys and think each and every man in here could easily be a punter.

I do this wherever I am but in the supermarket when you are slowly wandering up and down the aisles it always surprises me how many men who are shopping with their wives are ogling other women. I sometimes ask myself I wonder if he has been browsing adultWk today.   :o

 I do this on the train (I travel by train a lot)

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« Reply #621 on: 04 November 2017, 05:56:25 pm »
I do this wherever I am but in the supermarket when you are slowly wandering up and down the aisles it always surprises me how many men who are shopping with their wives are ogling other women.

This is one of the reasons why I never "trust" "men" as a civvie woman.  :( I know it's a double standard.

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #622 on: 04 November 2017, 06:23:56 pm »
When you hold back during sex with a civilian, purposely do a very bland oral, and use basic positions. So that he thinks you are civilian too

My ex kept telling me that I should make money from my sex skills... If only he knew

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #623 on: 06 November 2017, 09:45:15 pm »
When you hold back during sex with a civilian, purposely do a very bland oral, and use basic positions. So that he thinks you are civilian too

My ex kept telling me that I should make money from my sex skills... If only he knew

Ha ha been there  ;D ;D

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #624 on: 07 November 2017, 07:29:49 pm »
When you're at a party and you feel irritated cause some clueless girl is talking really loudly about how she sometimes has 'prostitute sex' with people... Prostitute sex being sex where you don't kiss each other, because prostitute's never kiss she says.  ::) If only that was the case sometimes lol.

When you have civvy sex and the guy tells you you're a pro at putting a condom on. 'Am I?'  ;D

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #625 on: 06 December 2017, 08:00:06 pm »
When i hear celebrity bb is back in january and i immediately think barebacker!!

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #626 on: 07 December 2017, 10:09:21 pm »
Partners compliment you on your sexual skills and you wish you had just learnt them as you go along/from books/online etc and not from having to please guys for a living/knowing what guys like

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #627 on: 08 December 2017, 12:37:35 pm »
When you go for a normal back massage because you ache so much (from sex and gym) she mentions about how tense the middle of my back is and do I kneel down and bend over a lot??  :-[  :D lol
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #628 on: 08 December 2017, 03:30:11 pm »
When you go for a normal back massage because you ache so much (from sex and gym) she mentions about how tense the middle of my back is and do I kneel down and bend over a lot??  :-[  :D lol
Ya ha ha!

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #629 on: 08 December 2017, 06:18:46 pm »
Get (silly) excited seeing those mini tiny baby oil - tooth paste - mouth wash etc in super drug. So you purchase loads of them and when you get home place them in every hand bag that you have so your always prepared. Also having two separate baby wipes the basic ones seventy pence or eighty pence for clients and you have your nice expensive wipes as you are extra sensitive.