When you send a text to a youngster driving and you send 'be saafe' ....then quickly change !

You stop taking so much rubbish from people and learn to say no. You stop compromising your happiness just to listen to someone who doesn't care about yours. You take what everyone says with a pinch of salt and start noticing when people go out of their way to waste your time/ take the piss out of you.

I also look at every girl and irrationally wonder why they are not doing exactly the same as me. Makes me feel like a future Madame!!

Things also start to slowly seem like really good value for what you can realistically afford.

Feeling like your inner activist flares up when people say what someone like yourself does is really easy and requires no skills beyond 'laying on your back'. 

Every time you pull out a wedgie frontways you smell your hand to check your smelling fresh as a daisy for the day ahead.

When your shopping for them beautiful clutch purse that you hold with a coctail/dress gala dinner you make sure following list is ticked in your head - Space for hustle phone - space for condoms - lube and mini femwash size.
Even though you are out at an event your mind is still on making money and is still on call. So if client wants to meet night time I still say yes then slip away like Cinderella into my prepaid Addison lee.

I love this.

Licketysplitz

That's an interesting one! I'm a horse racing fan and my brother has kept horses for as long as I can remember, so I'm definitely 'attuned' to the smell of the equine world. It's something that some might find revolting, but once it becomes a familiar smell then it's part of life!

Bob

When you see baby wipes on offer in boxes on 10 or 12 and think yes!

As you struggle home loaded down with a few heavy boxes you then question your wisdom...

When the staff in ann summers know you and say hi and pass you your specific stockings you always buy.

I love my Ann summer girls, they always make sure I get my discounts after over indulging on the latest toys 

Having to make sure to tell certain blokes its your time of month just to have sex rather than the opposite becomes normal.

Every time you poop in your incall facility you check that you haven't left skid marks for thecliemts to see!