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CocoChanel

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #570 on: 07 June 2017, 05:35:12 pm »
 ;Dspot on elleheart  ;D
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #571 on: 10 June 2017, 07:01:02 pm »
Quote from: Leilalexis on 26 May 2017, 01:40:14 am
When a guy at the bar tries chatting you up and you think 'pay me and you can have me otherwise eff off

When you check out of the hotel and think "wow all those f***able guys checking in now!!!" And then you think, "nope, not for free"

Then you get home and see all the client towels that need to be washed... How many towels can a single woman have  :FF
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GothGirl

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #572 on: 12 June 2017, 12:55:28 am »
When you take your suitcase out of the car boot & it's vibrating ....  ;D
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #573 on: 12 June 2017, 11:18:54 am »
When you completely erase the word "free" out of your vocabulary. The only term you use is "available"...
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #574 on: 15 June 2017, 06:49:09 am »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 23 March 2017, 02:52:27 pm
Day off and all you can think is yayyyy no shaving today!!!!
yep and |I can walk around looking like sideshow Bob too !!
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #575 on: 15 June 2017, 01:18:58 pm »
Quote from: Guiltypleasure on 15 June 2017, 06:49:09 am
yep and |I can walk around looking like sideshow Bob too !!

Or even less glamorous. Tesco grocery shopping this morning, trying to figure out my lunch. Wondering around thinking "no, this will make me fart... nope, this will make me poo... wait this! Oh no, this contains garlic!!!" :FF :FF :FF
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meetingdiversity

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #576 on: 15 June 2017, 02:12:44 pm »
When you realise what an earth am I doing.
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sweetmilf

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #577 on: 17 June 2017, 05:35:59 pm »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 15 June 2017, 01:18:58 pm
Or even less glamorous. Tesco grocery shopping this morning, trying to figure out my lunch. Wondering around thinking "no, this will make me fart... nope, this will make me poo... wait this! Oh no, this contains garlic!!!" :FF :FF :FF

ha ha  ;D
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SimplySinful

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #578 on: 17 June 2017, 05:39:42 pm »
When you realise you are evaluating guys you see and think 'yes he's probably seen an escort' or 'he probably hasn't'

Especially prevalent when stuck on a train or supermarket shopping.

I also seem to do the same with women I see thinking 'yes they could be escorts etc'...!
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #579 on: 17 June 2017, 07:31:15 pm »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 15 June 2017, 01:18:58 pm
Or even less glamorous. Tesco grocery shopping this morning, trying to figure out my lunch. Wondering around thinking "no, this will make me fart... nope, this will make me poo... wait this! Oh no, this contains garlic!!!" :FF :FF :FF

Lol that is so me.  "No beans or fizzy drinks cos got a booking soon" xx
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #580 on: 17 June 2017, 08:19:34 pm »
I try to avoid things I know will make me fart, but I fucking love garlic and I don't give a shit about eating it before a booking.

I mean obviously I wouldn't eat a whole pot of olives stuffed with pickled garlic before a booking I have totally done this before
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #581 on: 18 June 2017, 09:00:59 am »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 17 June 2017, 08:19:34 pm
I try to avoid things I know will make me fart, but I fucking love garlic and I don't give a shit about eating it before a booking.

I mean obviously I wouldn't eat a whole pot of olives stuffed with pickled garlic before a booking I have totally done this before

Garlic and red onion. Any fresh salad topped up with plenty of red onion takes me to heaven. Chewing on fresh parsley or coriander helps cleanse your breath immediately but I don't walk around with fresh parsley in my handbag  ;D ;D ;D Boy, I fucking love red onion (I also happen to love parsley and coriander :FF
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meetingdiversity

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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #582 on: 18 June 2017, 09:17:13 am »
When you realise what true freedom feels like.
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #583 on: 18 June 2017, 07:00:06 pm »
Quote from: meetingdiversity on 18 June 2017, 09:17:13 am
When you realise what true freedom feels like.
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Re: You know you're an escort when...
« Reply #584 on: 18 June 2017, 10:48:33 pm »
Quote from: meetingdiversity on 18 June 2017, 09:17:13 am
When you realise what true freedom feels like.

Yes, being an escort does bring a lot of freedom!
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